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If George W. Bush Was An Ice Cream Flavor…

If Bush Was An Ice Cream

If Bush Was An Ice Cream

I came across the following on Daniel Kurtzman’s Political Humor Blog and thought it was quite clever.
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Ben & Jerry created “Yes Pecan!” ice cream flavor for Obama. They then asked people to fill in the blank for the following:

For George W., Ben & Jerry created “_________”.

Here are some of their favorite responses:

- Grape Depression
- Abu Grape
- Cluster Fudge
- Nut’n Accomplished
- Iraqi Road
- Chock ‘n Awe
- WireTapioca
- Impeach Cobbler
- Impeach Mint
- Heck of a Job, Brownie!
- Chunky Monkey in Chief
- WMDelicious
- Guantanmallow
- Neocon Politan
- RockyRoad to Fascism
- The Reese’s-cession
- Cookie D’oh!
- Housing Crunch
- Nougalar Proliferation
- Death by Chocolate… and Torture
- Freedom Vanilla Ice Cream
- Chocolate Chip On My Shoulder
- Credit Crunch
- Mission Pecanplished
- Good Riddance You Lousy Motherf**ker… Swirl
( LOL!!  I love this one!)
- Country Pumpkin
- Chocolate Chimp
- Bloody Sundae
- Caramel Preemptive Stripe

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Comments

  1. darkArtist says:

    Good one!!!

  2. rovan99 says:

    That’s a disgusting and insulting picture. President Bush protected this nation from terrorist threats for 7 years and you mock him as you do?

    You’re a scumbag.

  3. mario says:

    lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Hey, rovan…lighten up, my friend.

  4. rovan99 says:

    Seriously Mario, while you may be a hopeless liberal, how would you feel if someone posted a picture of King Obama with an ice cream cone dripping over his ugly face?

  5. mario says:

    LOL again!!! Sorry rovan, but I find it difficult to take you seriously.

    To answer your question, I’d laugh if the image and story had any link to reality. Let me know when such a picture shows up.

    Again buddy, you must learn to lighten up.

  6. Lara says:

    Rovan

    Other than protecting the USA soil for eight years..what else has Bush done?

    Oh yeah…kill thousands of innocent women and children in a war that was not warranted!

  7. Sara B. says:

    The camera don’t lie, Rovan. Even if Bush did.

    Turd and toilet needed to make it onto the list.

    Wouldn’t comeuppance be nice! Probably wouldn’t sell too many pints.

  8. mario says:

    It amazes me how Bush apologists take offense and rant and rave at an illustration of The Idiot with an ice cream cone on his head but remain silent at the damage he’s done in 8 years in the White House.

    Preemptive wars against a country which was not a threat, the murder of tens of thousands of innocent people, torture, abuses of the Constitution, multiple lies from the White House and I could write another 20 paragraphs on the crimes and abuses of George W. Bush.

    Your feelings are hurt by the picture, rovan?

    Too bad. Go cry to your hero.