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    The Church, Birth Control and Santorumatozoa

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  • Romney Calls Santorum the ‘D’ Word

    Romney Calls Santorum the 'D' Word

    Mitt Romney believes that his best line of attack is making the claim that he has not spent a moment as a D.C. politician while his two main opponents, Newt ...

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  • Holy Rick Santorum, Batman!

    Holy Rick Santorum, Batman!

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  • “We the Rich…”

    We the Rich...

    Few would argue the fact that Citizens United has been a major player in the Republican primary...and many if not most would concede that none of it has been healthy ...

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  • A Romney Victory Is Ensured With Trump’s Endorsement ()

    A Romney Victory Is Ensured With Trump's Endorsement ()

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  • Why I Love Newt Gingrich

    Why I Love Newt Gingrich

    In a perfect world, the Republican contest to find a nominee to face Barack Obama would go on forever...or at least until August. You cannot attach a number to the ...

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  • Republican Cannibalism

    Republican Cannibalism

    I suspect there are a ton of conservatives secretly agreeing with Begala and while it's too early in the game for Dems to get cocky, it's difficult to not smile ...

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  • Romney Hood

    Romney Hood

    One of our readers sent me an email with an idea for an illustration - Mitt Romney as Romney Hood. I thought it was brilliant and came up with the ...

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  • Why Do People Take an Instant Dislike To Newt Gingrich?

    Why Do People Take an Instant Dislike To Newt Gingrich?

    Quotes don't get much better than this one by Bob Dole. "Why do people take such an instant dislike to me?" asked a perplexed Gingrich, to whom Dole bluntly ...

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  • Gingrich Takes A Thrashing

    Gingrich Takes A Thrashing

    After the beating Gingrich took last night, it's hard to imagine under what scenario he can make a comeback.  Florida is going to Romney and for Gingrich to regain the ...

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  • SOTU

    SOTU

    There's a lot out there on the President's SOTU, so I'll keep my thoughts short and sweet. The speech did what it had to do which was target liberals and independents ...

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  • Just Another GOP Debate

    Just Another GOP Debate

    The highlights from last night's debate. - Newt Gingrich can't wait to become president so he can revisit the early 60s and overthrow Castro in Cuba. War, baby, war. - Santorum, who ...

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  • No More Mister Nice Guy for Mitt Romney

    No More Mister Nice Guy for Mitt Romney

    It appears that the South Carolina verdict is forcing Romney to start taking Gingrich seriously. “We’re not choosing a talk show host, we’re choosing a leader,” Romney said, saying that their ...

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  • Mike Huckabee Solidifies His Birther Creds

    Mike Huckabee Solidifies His Birther Creds

    Mike Huckabee offers advice to Mitt Romney concerning his unreleased tax returns. Let him [Romney] make this challenge: "I'll release my tax returns when Barack Obama releases his college transcripts and ...

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  • Late Night Political Humor

    Late Night Political Humor

    Via Political Humor... "Mitt Romney is coming under fire because even though he is a multimillionaire, he only paid 15 percent in taxes. That's not a tax, that's barely a tip." ...

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  • The Last Word On Jon Huntsman

    The Last Word On Jon Huntsman

    Good line. My guess is that after Romney fails to beat Obama in the general, Huntsman will be back in 2016.  The most electable guy in the field and he could ...

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  • Does Romney Urinate Straight Down His Leg?

    Does Romney Urinate Straight Down His Leg?

    I found this pretty funny...and accurate. It comes from a reader over at Balloon Juice. So, let’s review. The contenders for the GOP nomination are A vulture capitalist who believes that any ...

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  • The Constitution – Libertarian’s False Idol

    The Constitution - Libertarian's False Idol

    Lively little debate going on at one of last week's posts with Libertarianism put under the microscope. ocLiberal: I know I am in sketchy territory here, (start the indignant shouting now) but ...

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  • Gingrich’s Delusional Politics

    Gingrich's Delusional Politics

    In the contest to determine the winner of the Far-Right Politics gold medal, rack up a few more points for Newt Gingrich. “I think an intelligent conservative wants the right federal ...

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  • Late Night Political Humor

    Late Night Political Humor

    Via Political Humor... "Congratulations to Mitt Romney. He won the New Hampshire primary last night. See, this is proof that even the multimillionaire son of a multimillionaire can beat the odds ...

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Another Fox Moment of Idiocy

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In the simple-minded, bash-anything-Obama world of Fox News, the following is deemed to be razor sharp, inquisitive commentary.

“The President took a matter of hours to pick a commander in Afghanistan so why is it taking months to plug the leaking oil?”  – Brian Kilmeade Fox and Friends

…and five million idiots watching Fox stood up straight, scratched their heads in unison, grunted, shoved another ten Doritos into their face and asked, “Yeah, how come?”  Then they burped, took a deep mind-numbing sniff of their armpits and slouched back into their rocking chairs.  Life was good.

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Comments

  1. Jan says:

    Everyone on Fox & Friends are a JOKE, especially Brian Kilmeade! Dolts, all of them!

  2. PerryE says:

    “The President took a matter of hours to pick a commander in Afghanistan so why is it taking months to plug the leaking oil?” – Brian Kilmeade Fox and Friends

    Jeez what is wrong with these people! Its easy to pick a commander which has shown to be loyal to this country. Comparison is absurd!

    Why don’t these “foxies” find a solution to the gulf and then they can open their mouths and criticize the President!

  3. Dan Speers says:

    No matter what new tales FOX tells
    What ails FOX News is Roger Ailes.

    http://www.CitizenPoet.com

    http://www.fair.org/index.php?page=1067

  4. Socrates says:

    “Then they burped, took a deep mind-numbing sniff of their armpits and slouched back into their rocking chairs.”

    That sounds just about right.

  5. flogust says:

    FOX once again. How do they even come up with this nonsense?

    http://fairpoliticsusa.com/

  6. azannaphx says:

    I am more concerned about the more subtle maligning of President Obama by mainstream media. Fox will show night after night all of the ugly sides to the radical right, but the mainstream media will often just package things in such a way with techniques like, always throwing in a question about Obama’s culpability in what ever issue that is going wrong in the country. Just the mere suggestion that the position of the presidency effects as many things as they discuss is false comparison. So many of the things are not the result of the administrative branch of government. In fact, most things are brought into play in our lives by the legislative branch of government. Yet, researching this area is more complex and requires more time and effort, is complex to present in a 2 minute segment, so it is just ignored. Just look for the noise, which there is no dearth of critics that will get in front of the cameras.

    This is what I think is the most frustrating part of watching the political media coverage. I think that most of this is due to the corporate ownership of all mainstream media. Even PBS’s Week in Review is sponsored by Exon-Mobil.