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Flakies – The Wingnut Series

Flakies - The Wingnut Series

Thanks to E.A. Blair for suggesting this wonderful new product...and illustration. We're planning on introducing more of your favorite wingers on Flakies boxes because...well, because every wingnut deserves the recognition. Let ...

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Voices In Their Head

Voices In Their Head

Is there not an ounce of sanity left anywhere in the Republican party? Barely 36 hours after the caustic New Year’s Day vote, Boehner faced a coup attempt from a clutch ...

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Michele, my Belle, these are words that go together well

Michele, my Belle, these are words that go together well

From The Onion: Saying that she’ll be gone soon anyway so she might as well, Minnesota congresswoman Michele Bachmann introduced H.R. 259: The Homosexual Decapitation Act, which would give the United ...

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GOP – America’s White Party

GOP - America's White Party

Surprise, surprise. Stupidity is alive and well in the racist wing of the conservative movement. Eagle Forum’s Phyllis Schlafly is riled up about comprehensive immigration reform, and she has hardly been ...

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Bye, Bye Bachmann

Bye, Bye Bachmann

All good bad things must eventually come to an end. Tea Party favorite Michele Bachmann, who last year ran for the Republican presidential nomination, announced on Wednesday that she will stand ...

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Late Night Political Humor

Late Night Political Humor

The best of late night political humor via Daniel Kurtzman’s Political Humor. Happy Friday. ___ "During a Senate hearing yesterday, Senator John McCain said it was too hard to always have to update ...

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Quote of the Day

Quote of the Day

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McCain Does A Little GOP Ass-Kicking

McCain Does A Little GOP Ass-Kicking

John McCain has finally had enough of his Republican teabagging cohorts, Rand Paul and Ted Cruz. In the latest expression of Republican frustration with conservative GOP colleagues, Sens. John McCain (R-AZ) ...

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How Does God Answer Political Prayers?

How Does God Answer Political Prayers?

Our friend, John Liming, wonders how God might deal with two conflicting prayers of a political nature. I have been reading an article on the website, Raw Story, where it is ...

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Making ‘Cents’ of Tom Coburn and Disaster Aid

Making 'Cents' of Tom Coburn and Disaster Aid

Item 1: The Oklahoma tornado disaster has killed at least 24 people, left hundreds injured and caused millions of dollars in damage. But that has not stopped a senator from that ...

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The Right Needs Smarter Bigots

The Right Needs Smarter Bigots

If you're new to right-wing think, here's an easy to remember rule of thumb to help you along; any and all evil in the world can be attributed directly to ...

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Another Dick Cheny ‘STFU’ Moment

Another Dick Cheny 'STFU' Moment

From a political party overflowing with sociopaths and creeps, none other than Dick Cheney encapsulates to a greater degree what it is the Republican party has become. The blood of ...

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Scandals: Real and Imagined

Scandals: Real and Imagined

It can be debated as to whether the filibuster came about as a political accident or was created to give minority parties a stronger say in opposing specific legislation they ...

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The Crazy, The Scum and The Dead

The Crazy, The Scum and The Dead

While gun nuts sink a little deeper into madness with each passing day, Seattle is turning guns into bricks. The Seattle Police Department collected more than 700 guns during a buyback ...

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To Infinity and Beyond!

To Infinity and Beyond!

Had enough of right-wing political crap and find yourself with a deep desire to get as far from the madding crowd as you can? Read on... The opportunity to travel to Mars ...

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In Leviticus v. Deuteronomy, There is No Winner

In Leviticus v. Deuteronomy, There is No Winner

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NRA – The Blood on Their Hands

NRA - The Blood on Their Hands

  LaPierre's speech of lunacy here. ___ Follow MarioPiperniDotCom on Facebook, Twitter and Google+. .

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Guns ‘n Kids and NRA Loons

Guns 'n Kids and NRA Loons

Here's the full quote from Charles P. Pierce. If your "way of life" involves handing deadly weapons to five-year olds, your way of life is completely screwed up and you should ...

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America The Brave…or is it America the Fearful?

America The Brave...or is it America the Fearful?

A guest post from James Fidlerten. ___ After September 11, 2011, America became united, as it grieved the loss of so many lives on American soil. The tragic event also changed so ...

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Gun Crazy Arizona Does it Again

Gun Crazy Arizona Does it Again

I'm not sure that 'crazy' is strong enough an adjective to describe the many (or few) who go to the absurd lengths they do in defending America's out-of-control gun culture. ...

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Wingnuts, Bigots and Idiots

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This is a wonderful match.

Rick Santorum has joined WorldNetDaily, a conspiracy theory blog best known for its indefatigable work advancing the birther movement, as an exclusive columnist.

The former Pennsylvania senator, who was voted out of office in 2006, will use the perch to remain in the conservative consciousness as he eyes another presidential bid in 2016. His column will be featured on the site every Monday.

Santorum joins WorldNutDaily’s infamous cast of winguts, bigots, religious extremists and village idiots. Sharing space with the likes of Chuck Norris, Ann Coulter, Pat Buchanan, Alan Keyes, Pat Boone and Pamela Geller, Ricky should be well prepared to take another stab at the Republican nomination in 2016. Looking forward to those debates.

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Santorum’s Party of Stupid

Rick Santorum and Chimp   -    http://mariopiperni.com/

I have little to add to Santorum’s statement except…hey, Rick, we agree on something!

Also, I agree with our friend, John Liming.

Republican candor from the Right side of the political aisle is always refreshing to me because…it is usually always either so rare or so mistaken or so simply – - -not there!

And this because Santorum has got to be one of the most dangerous, narrow-minded, sanctimonious assholes coming out of a political party that has made the advancement of ignorance and stupidity its hallmark.

Rick Santorum and Chimp   -    http://mariopiperni.com/

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Santorum’s Obamaville

You’ll have to agree, I think, that the following Santorum ad is as hilarious as it is dumb.



You can add insidious to dumb and hilarious in describing this ad. Watch again and see if you can catch what happens at the 40 second mark.

If you missed it, here it is slowed down for you compliments of ThinkProgress.


These people have no shame which is what makes them so dangerous. Imagine the uproar from Fox and the rest of the conservative noise machine had an Obama ad used subliminal messaging of this sort.

Given an electorate of informed, knowledgeable people, stuff like the Santorum ad would immediately backfire and be seen for what it is – a deceitful, lying, steaming pile of stupidity. But given a nation where most voters are woefully uninformed (same could be said about most countries of the world, BTW), ads like this further entrench irrational hate for this President in the minds of fools and idiots.

So, if one wasn’t quite sure whether or not Barack Obama is an evil foreigner out to destroy their America, Rick Santorum hopes to help them along in making that decision. Just don’t expect honesty and fair play to be part of how he does it.

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Santorum – Gingrich 2012

This would be a godsend.

A senior adviser to Newt Gingrich told The Huffington Post Tuesday night the campaign likes the idea of Rick Santorum and Gingrich running on the same ticket for the presidency and vice presidency.

“Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum would make a powerful team against Barack Obama,” the adviser said on the condition that his name not be used. “They have the capability to deny Gov. Romney the nomination.”

How much fun would that be? A sanctimonious creep and a megalomaniac facing off against Obama and Biden. Santorum was unelectable as is. With Gingrich on the ticket, it really would be the stuff of dreams for liberals and Democrats.

Actually, a Santorum/Gingrich ticket would end up being a good thing for the country. It would give the electorate a chance to get a clear look at the two political parties and make a decision on the direction they want their country to take. A Romney win in the primaries would have him step back from his radical right-wing positions in hope of attracting independents. I doubt Santorum would do the same. Rick Santorum is who he is and makes no apologies for it. Romney, on the other hand, is whomever people need him to be at any given moment. He’s the type of man who straps his dog to the top of the family car if he believed it helped him get to wherever it was he wanted to go. Santorum might be an evangelical zealot and nutcase but his beliefs are real.

I don’t think I’d put money on a Santorum/Gingrich ticket ever coming together but it is a pleasant thought.

Santorum/Gingrich 2012.

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Why Is Rick Santorum Not In Therapy?

Seriously, get the man a shrink. Now. It is no longer funny.

Rick Santorum, 2008:

“Woodstock is the great American orgy. This is who the Democratic Party has become. They have become the party of Woodstock. They prey upon our most basic primal lusts, and that’s sex. And the whole abortion culture, it’s not about life. It’s about sexual freedom. That’s what it’s about. Homosexuality. It’s about sexual freedom.”

You have to feel for Rick’s children and the psychological damage being inflicted upon them by what is obviously a man who suffers from mental illness, most likely some form of sexual repression.

Democrats prey upon basic primal lusts? Oh my.

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