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  • “We the Rich…”

    We the Rich...

    Few would argue the fact that Citizens United has been a major player in the Republican primary...and many if not most would concede that none of it has been healthy ...

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  • A Romney Victory Is Ensured With Trump’s Endorsement ()

    A Romney Victory Is Ensured With Trump's Endorsement ()

    As if you needed another reason to not vote Romney. Celebrity business magnate Donald Trump endorsed Mitt Romney for president Thursday, telling reporters he will not mount an independent campaign if ...

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  • Why I Love Newt Gingrich

    Why I Love Newt Gingrich

    In a perfect world, the Republican contest to find a nominee to face Barack Obama would go on forever...or at least until August. You cannot attach a number to the ...

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  • Republican Cannibalism

    Republican Cannibalism

    I suspect there are a ton of conservatives secretly agreeing with Begala and while it's too early in the game for Dems to get cocky, it's difficult to not smile ...

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  • Romney Hood

    Romney Hood

    One of our readers sent me an email with an idea for an illustration - Mitt Romney as Romney Hood. I thought it was brilliant and came up with the ...

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  • Why Do People Take an Instant Dislike To Newt Gingrich?

    Why Do People Take an Instant Dislike To Newt Gingrich?

    Quotes don't get much better than this one by Bob Dole. "Why do people take such an instant dislike to me?" asked a perplexed Gingrich, to whom Dole bluntly ...

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  • Gingrich Takes A Thrashing

    Gingrich Takes A Thrashing

    After the beating Gingrich took last night, it's hard to imagine under what scenario he can make a comeback.  Florida is going to Romney and for Gingrich to regain the ...

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  • SOTU

    SOTU

    There's a lot out there on the President's SOTU, so I'll keep my thoughts short and sweet. The speech did what it had to do which was target liberals and independents ...

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  • Just Another GOP Debate

    Just Another GOP Debate

    The highlights from last night's debate. - Newt Gingrich can't wait to become president so he can revisit the early 60s and overthrow Castro in Cuba. War, baby, war. - Santorum, who ...

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  • No More Mister Nice Guy for Mitt Romney

    No More Mister Nice Guy for Mitt Romney

    It appears that the South Carolina verdict is forcing Romney to start taking Gingrich seriously. “We’re not choosing a talk show host, we’re choosing a leader,” Romney said, saying that their ...

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  • Mike Huckabee Solidifies His Birther Creds

    Mike Huckabee Solidifies His Birther Creds

    Mike Huckabee offers advice to Mitt Romney concerning his unreleased tax returns. Let him [Romney] make this challenge: "I'll release my tax returns when Barack Obama releases his college transcripts and ...

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  • Late Night Political Humor

    Late Night Political Humor

    Via Political Humor... "Mitt Romney is coming under fire because even though he is a multimillionaire, he only paid 15 percent in taxes. That's not a tax, that's barely a tip." ...

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  • The Last Word On Jon Huntsman

    The Last Word On Jon Huntsman

    Good line. My guess is that after Romney fails to beat Obama in the general, Huntsman will be back in 2016.  The most electable guy in the field and he could ...

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  • Does Romney Urinate Straight Down His Leg?

    Does Romney Urinate Straight Down His Leg?

    I found this pretty funny...and accurate. It comes from a reader over at Balloon Juice. So, let’s review. The contenders for the GOP nomination are A vulture capitalist who believes that any ...

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  • The Constitution – Libertarian’s False Idol

    The Constitution - Libertarian's False Idol

    Lively little debate going on at one of last week's posts with Libertarianism put under the microscope. ocLiberal: I know I am in sketchy territory here, (start the indignant shouting now) but ...

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  • Gingrich’s Delusional Politics

    Gingrich's Delusional Politics

    In the contest to determine the winner of the Far-Right Politics gold medal, rack up a few more points for Newt Gingrich. “I think an intelligent conservative wants the right federal ...

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  • Late Night Political Humor

    Late Night Political Humor

    Via Political Humor... "Congratulations to Mitt Romney. He won the New Hampshire primary last night. See, this is proof that even the multimillionaire son of a multimillionaire can beat the odds ...

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  • What Do North Korea and Indiana Have In Common?

    What Do North Korea and Indiana Have In Common?

    Story 1: North Korea punishing those who 'didn't display enough sadness over Kim Jong Il's death' North Korean authorities are reportedly punishing citizens who did not display enough sadness over the death ...

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  • The Pope’s Hate Speech

    The Pope's Hate Speech

    In case you missed the story, Pope Benedict made headlines this week by doing what it is popes do best - putting the irrational fear of God into his followers. The ...

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  • Mitt Romney’s Idiot Quote of the Day

    Mitt Romney's Idiot Quote of the Day

    Romney was asked whether questions dealing with distribution of wealth and power were a matter of jealousy or fairness. You know, I think it’s about envy. I think it’s about class ...

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Wireless In New York

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I’m up in northern New York state for a week and the first snow storm of the season just hit.  I’m not a big fan of snow but I do love snow storms.  There is something uniquely special about being stranded in for a few days with no place to go because the city just shut down on you.  A coffee machine, a good book, my laptop and I’m happy.

Of course it would be nice if the internet wasn’t affected by the storm.  That last line was my segue to let you know that the internet has been popping in and out all morning so if you’re not hearing from me, do NOT send in St. Bernards with those cute little whiskey barrels tied to their necks.  I’m in no hurry to be rescued.

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Just To Let You Know…

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Climbed out of bed to let you know I’m getting back into bed as soon as I finish writing this and a toon post. Battling a cold/flu and I plan on following the advice of one of our readers who wrote me yesterday.

Whenever I have the first signs of a cold coming on, I drink a whole carton of  Tropicana Antioxidant Advantage OJ like within 40 – 60 minutes, a ‘shot’ (or 2) of 5 Hour Energy formula (or liquid B12 like from Walgreens), and just do nothing; just veg, chill, relax, sleep.

The part I like best of the above advice is the do nothing, veg and sleep part.  I don’t do enough ‘do nothing’ when I’m sick and today seems like a good day to give it a go.

Back tomorrow and hey, happy Wednesday.  I’ve set the alarm clock for Thursday.

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Face Of The Day

King Tutankhamun's Mummy

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National Geographic has an interesting piece on the origin of the Mummy’s Curse.  And no, we’re not referring to what Sarah Palin’s children will endure in the years ahead…well, it might be but it’s not the topic here.  We’re talking about the infamous curse cast on all those daring to disturb a pharaoh’s tomb as exemplified by the sudden death of Lord Carnarvon, the man who sponsored the King Tut expedition in 1922.  Another myth busted.

While we’re talking about ancient bones, let me say for the record that if I had to do it all over again…if I was 18 again and on my way to university, I’d want to study archaeology or paleoanthropology or any other related field which would have me wearing an Indiana Jones fedora and exploring ancient ruins.  My claustrophobia would pose a bit of a problem but I’m sure I’d find a way around it.
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Photo: Kenneth Garrett/National Geographic

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Happy Meal Banned in SF

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This story upsets me.

It seems the San Francisco Board of Supervisors has accomplished what the Hamburglar never could. They’ve made off with McDonald’s fare.

The supes today passed an ordinance that will require meals to meet nutritional guidelines if restaurants wish to include a toy with the food purchase.

More importantly, the supes passed the so-called “Happy Meal Ban” by an 8-3 vote — meaning it can survive a promised veto from Mayor Gavin Newsom. That’s right: San Francisco done banned the Happy Meal.

This is enough to have one seriously consider converting to some offshoot of conservatism that preaches small government and less intrusion in people’s lives.  Seriously, should one not be allowed to take their little ones to McDonald’s once a month and have them enjoy a Happy Meal without government intervention?  Yes I understand the well-intentioned reasoning behind the San Francisco ordinance which is meant to protect children from corporate greed and marketing schemes.  But dammit, it is parents who should be making that call and not city councils.

As a dyed-in-the-wool liberal I have a full appreciation for the role government plays in the lives of the people it is meant to serve.  There is a definite need for government to put in place measures which safeguard its citizens from self-serving corporate interests.  I get that part.  But the line has to be drawn somewhere.  Having government educate families on proper nutrition is fine and good.  Having government control what families feed their children is an entirely different issue.

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Pumpkin Carving – “Deliverance” Style

This is how <sarcasm> real men </sarcasm> carve out pumpkins.

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Funniest line I’ve read on this guy…

“Also see the video where he uses land mines to plant shrubbery.”

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