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  • Gingrich, Gas and Guns

    Gingrich, Gas and Guns

    You can always count on Newt Gingrich to give you bang for your buck when it comes to rhetorical diarrhea. Here's how it's done. At a campaign event in Suwanee, Georgia, ...

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  • The Sick Mind of Rick Santorum

    The Sick Mind of Rick Santorum

    Rick Santorum is a strange, strange man. More we hear of him, the more frightening the thought that a man as disturbed as he could possibly one day occupy the ...

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  • What Do You Call Someone Who Votes Republican?

    What Do You Call Someone Who Votes Republican?

    After watching the absolute madness emerging from the Republican presidential contest this week, the illustration above speaks for itself. From Mitt Romney's insane opposition to the automotive industry bailout which ...

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  • Late Night Political Humor

    Late Night Political Humor

    The best from Political Humor's rundown of the week's political humor. “They announced the winner of the Westminster Dog Show, and tomorrow the winning dog gets to ride on the roof ...

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  • Saving the RINO

    Saving the RINO

    From The Onion: Saying the now critically endangered species of politician is at high risk for complete extinction within the next 10 years, Beltway-area conservationists announced plans Monday for a new ...

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  • Why The GOP Puppeteers Favor Mitt Romney

    Why The GOP Puppeteers Favor Mitt Romney

    Grover Norquist, in his CPAC speech, revealed exactly why the GOP establishment favors a Romney win. All we have to do is replace Obama. ...  We are not auditioning for fearless ...

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  • The Church, Birth Control and Santorumatozoa

    The Church, Birth Control and Santorumatozoa

    The Republican presidential race appears to have shifted from debating the economy to discussing social issues - same-sex marriage, abortion and, amazingly enough, birth control. The year is 2012 and ...

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  • Romney Calls Santorum the ‘D’ Word

    Romney Calls Santorum the 'D' Word

    Mitt Romney believes that his best line of attack is making the claim that he has not spent a moment as a D.C. politician while his two main opponents, Newt ...

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  • Holy Rick Santorum, Batman!

    Holy Rick Santorum, Batman!

    No two ways about it, Rick Santorum had a good night. Not only did he sweep Colorado, Minnesota and Missouri but he also got off the best line of the ...

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  • “We the Rich…”

    We the Rich...

    Few would argue the fact that Citizens United has been a major player in the Republican primary...and many if not most would concede that none of it has been healthy ...

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  • A Romney Victory Is Ensured With Trump’s Endorsement ()

    A Romney Victory Is Ensured With Trump's Endorsement ()

    As if you needed another reason to not vote Romney. Celebrity business magnate Donald Trump endorsed Mitt Romney for president Thursday, telling reporters he will not mount an independent campaign if ...

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  • Why I Love Newt Gingrich

    Why I Love Newt Gingrich

    In a perfect world, the Republican contest to find a nominee to face Barack Obama would go on forever...or at least until August. You cannot attach a number to the ...

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  • Republican Cannibalism

    Republican Cannibalism

    I suspect there are a ton of conservatives secretly agreeing with Begala and while it's too early in the game for Dems to get cocky, it's difficult to not smile ...

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  • Romney Hood

    Romney Hood

    One of our readers sent me an email with an idea for an illustration - Mitt Romney as Romney Hood. I thought it was brilliant and came up with the ...

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  • Why Do People Take an Instant Dislike To Newt Gingrich?

    Why Do People Take an Instant Dislike To Newt Gingrich?

    Quotes don't get much better than this one by Bob Dole. "Why do people take such an instant dislike to me?" asked a perplexed Gingrich, to whom Dole bluntly ...

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  • Gingrich Takes A Thrashing

    Gingrich Takes A Thrashing

    After the beating Gingrich took last night, it's hard to imagine under what scenario he can make a comeback.  Florida is going to Romney and for Gingrich to regain the ...

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  • SOTU

    SOTU

    There's a lot out there on the President's SOTU, so I'll keep my thoughts short and sweet. The speech did what it had to do which was target liberals and independents ...

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  • Just Another GOP Debate

    Just Another GOP Debate

    The highlights from last night's debate. - Newt Gingrich can't wait to become president so he can revisit the early 60s and overthrow Castro in Cuba. War, baby, war. - Santorum, who ...

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  • No More Mister Nice Guy for Mitt Romney

    No More Mister Nice Guy for Mitt Romney

    It appears that the South Carolina verdict is forcing Romney to start taking Gingrich seriously. “We’re not choosing a talk show host, we’re choosing a leader,” Romney said, saying that their ...

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  • Mike Huckabee Solidifies His Birther Creds

    Mike Huckabee Solidifies His Birther Creds

    Mike Huckabee offers advice to Mitt Romney concerning his unreleased tax returns. Let him [Romney] make this challenge: "I'll release my tax returns when Barack Obama releases his college transcripts and ...

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Steal Libya’s Oil – Another Wonderful Trump Idea

Donald Trump talking nonsense about Libya.

“You have all these rebels running around… Are they from Iran? Who’s gonna take over Libya? Who’s gonna take over the oil? So what do we get out of it and why don’t we take the oil? I mean, why aren’t we reimbursing ourselves?”

Just knowing that this guy is on your team should be enough reason for anyone to switch sides.  Trump should never have backed out of the primary.  He belongs right along side Perry, Bachmann, Gingrich, Santorum and the other rodeo clowns.

Wondering…do sane conservatives walk around with paper bags over their heads?  And if they don’t…shouldn’t they?

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Comments

  1. James Miller says:

    This is the funniest thing I have read all day. Made my day!

    OK, in all seriousness, for some real Libya coverage, you can follow my news agency’s work here – http://www.enduringamerica.com/home/2011/8/23/libya-liveblog-disappearing-and-re-appearing-qaddafis.html

    And we don’t think we should mess with the “rebels.”

  2. Gary D. says:

    Yea, as if there were ‘sane’ conservatives. The crosswalk needs a third lil’ elephant labeled “Hate”.

  3. Infidel753 says:

    I decided Trump wasn’t a serious candidate when he made a speech addressing the country of China as “you motherfuckers”. Now his motto seems to be “leave no shark un-jumped.”