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Gingrich Getting Ugly (Uglier?)

Is there anything more vengeful than a wounded Newt? I think not. Unwilling to accept his inevitable failure to become the Republican nominee, Gingrich abandons any pretense of bowing out with grace and honor and lashes out at Fox, conservative media and the Republican Party.

I think FOX has been for Romney all the way through. In our experience, Callista and I both believe CNN is less biased than FOX this year. We are more likely to get neutral coverage out of CNN than we are of FOX, and we’re more likely to get distortion out of FOX. That’s just a fact.

I assume it’s because Murdoch at some point [who] said, ‘I want Romney,’ and so ‘fair and balanced’ became ‘Romney. And there’s no question that Fox had a lot to do with stopping my campaign because such a high percentage of our base watches FOX.

Distortion out of FOX? Really? It took the Republican presidential primaries for Gingrich to realize that FOX is neither fair nor balanced? Funny.

And how pissed is Gingrich over the treatment he’s received from FOX and conservative media in general?

This much.

“They know I don’t care about their opinions,” he said. “I don’t go to their cocktail parties. I don’t go to their Christmas parties. The only press events I go to are interesting dinners when the wife insists on it, so we’re going to go to the White House Correspondents’ dinner because she wants to. And we’re actually going to go to CNN’s table, not FOX.”

Obviously Gingrich has given up any hope of returning to his former gig as a FOX analyst and is instead vying for an Erick Erickson type deal over at CNN. He’ll probably get it too. There can never be too many bullshit pundits on cable news.

Here he is sucking up to teabaggers while dissing his own party.

“The Republican Party is a managerial party that doesn’t like to fight, doesn’t like to read books,” he said. “This is why the Tea Party was so horrifying. Tea Partiers were actually learning about the Declaration of Independence. They wanted to talk about the Federalist Papers. It was weird. They could be golfing.”

So there you go. True to form, Gingrich shows that he holds loyalty to no man, woman, political party or propaganda cable news network.

Side note: I’ve always been suspect of any man who refers to his spouse as “the wife” rather than “my wife.” Given Gingrich’s history with women, though, it’s not surprising that he’d refer to Callista in the same way he’d refer to any other inanimate product he could purchase and later discard. The car. The golf clubs. The underwear. The mistress.

Use them, abuse them and lose them. It’s the Gingrich way.

Paul Krugman’s observation that Gingrich is “the stupid person’s idea of what a smart man sounds like” rings truer each day.

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(The source photograph is Wikimedia Commons licensed image. The Newt Gingrich source photograph is a Creative Commons licensed image from photographer Gage Skidmore. )

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Comments

  1. dinamic says:

    Don’t you love that they see things so differently when they are on the pointed end of the spear?;)

  2. fidlerten says:

    I think Newt is being Newt. I’ve watched this guy for a lot of years – while he led the Republicans in the House to victory, he was not well liked within his own group; they couldn’t wait to get rid of him. He, without blinking, stood self-righteously against President Clinton for lying about an affair with a White House internist, all the while he was having an affair himself.

    He’s the true form of a Hypocrite. Newt also tends to strike out verbally against any perceived snub, such as his perceived snubbed when he was put in the back of Air Force One instead of allowed up where President Clinton was. That’s just old “inferior complex” Newt taking a hit at Fox for a perceived snub. He dreamed of being president and he thinks Fox snubbed him from that dream. Poor Newt.

    He’s probably right; Fox decided – or old Murdoch decided, that Romney was their man and Newt just wasn’t. Romney says dumb things but Newt says crazy things and Fox knows as well as the party they serve knows; Newt Gingrich would never get through the general election.

  3. LiberalScumBag says:

    Fox was going to be behind whichever Republican came out on top. Could have been Atilla the Hun. As long as he was a Republican, believed in amerijeeezus and won the primaries they would have been behind him. Now they have the job of selling the Mormon candidate to their evangelical christian base. That should be interesting.

  4. Gary D. says:

    Yea, in their simple minds, their choice is to vote either Mormon or Muslim. Should be interesting to see how the maniac bible thumpers respond.

  5. Karen Weston says:

    Hilarious observation, Gary D. — “Morman or Muslim”. True, funny, and scary all at the same time.

  6. esd2000 says:

    Hey Newt. Not even Republicans can stomach you anymore. Other than sister Sarah that is. She’ll be dropping you soon and run to Mittens.