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Beating Obama With Weapons of Mass Ignorance

Posted by mario piperni On August - 31 - 2010

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There’s no other explanation for it.  They’re bleeping idiots.

A majority of Republicans believe that President Barack Obama “sympathizes with the goals of Islamic fundamentalists who want to impose Islamic law around the world,” according to a survey released on Monday.

A full 14 percent of Republicans said that it was “definitely true” that Obama sympathized with the fundamentalists and wanted to impose Islamic law across the globe. An additional 38 percent said that it was probably true — bringing the total percentage of believers to 52 percent. Only 33 percent of Republicans said that the “allegation” (as Newsweek put it) was “probably not true.” Seven percent said it was “definitely not true.” The rest (eight percent) either didn’t know the answer or didn’t read the question.

These are the same morons who believe that Fox is fair and balanced, that global warming is a hoax, that homosexuality is a lifestyle choice, that allowing guns in bars is a wonderful idea and that Sarah Palin has anything relevant to say.  The problem is not one of being opposed to President Obama’s policies or believing in traditional conservative principles.  Political diversity and opposing views are a good and necessary requirement in any democracy.  What is ridiculous is being opposed to this President because one believes he wants to impose Islamic law across the globe.

Fox and conservative media in general have done quite a number on Americans and it is hard to see how the trend will reverse any time soon.  These guys dominate the airwaves.  Here in South Florida, talk radio is controlled by a rogue’s gallery of conservative shysters.  The day’s lineup is Beck, Limbaugh, some lunatic named Schnitt, Hannity and finishing up with Mark Levin.

You can barely tell one of these clowns from another.  Tune in at any time of the day and you’re hearing the exact same talking points, lies and misinformation being repeated.  It’s as if they conference call each morning and discuss how they’re going to bullshit their audience of hapless dolts.  And as evidenced by the poll results, it’s working.  I can’t think of a single Republican politician who is actively trying to set the record straight.  The best they can offer is Mitch McConnell’s, “The president says he’s a Christian. I take him at his word.”  Obviously, it serves their purpose to keep the stupid stupid.

As I watch the gross ignorance being inflicted upon Americans, I am reminded of my Japanese buddy, Kenichi Go, who once remarked in the midst of a seemingly hopeless plight…”it is a sadly situation.”

Yes, Kenichi-san, a sadly situation it surely is.

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Conservative Muslims are “Perplexed”

Posted by mario piperni On August - 17 - 2010

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This is pathetic.

August 17, 2010

Dear Republican Colleague:

We are writing to you today as loyal Americans who are active members of the Republican Party. We also happen to be proud of our Arab American and Muslim American contributions to the Republican Party.

We are deeply concerned by the rhetoric of some leading members of our party surrounding the construction of the Muslim Community Center in downtown Manhattan. These comments are not only constitutionally unsound, they are also alienating millions of Arab American and Muslim American voters who believe, as we do, in the principles of our party – individual liberty, traditional values, and the rule of law.

[...] it perplexes us as to why some vocal members of our party have chosen to oppose the construction of a cultural and religious center on private grounds.

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Perplexed?  Are they kidding us?  There is nothing perplexing about Republican’s crazed opposition to the NY Islamic center.  But for those unfortunate conservative Arab and Muslim Americans who just can’t see through the sham, here’s the lowdown.

The Republican party is…

a)  overrun with bigots and racists…

b)  taking full advantage of the xenophobic tendencies of the masses for purposes of political gain…

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c)  milking 9/11 sentiment for purposes of political gain.

That’s it.  There’s no reason for anyone to pretend they’re confused or surprised.  Republicans have shown themselves to be shallow, small-minded slime willing to do or say whatever it takes to win at the polls.

As for any conservative who is non-white, non-Christian or non-heterosexual, my deepest and sincerest condolences.

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Terrorist Babies!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by mario piperni On August - 13 - 2010

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If you’ve missed all the hoopla concerning conservative’s latest ‘IT’S THE END OF AMERICA AS WE KNOW IT!!’ madness- terrorist babies – well you’ve come to the right place to come up to speed.  In the first video, Jon Stewart is hilarious as he lays bare the ludicrousness of the terrorist baby theory.  In the second video, Republican Louie Gohmert exposes himself to be a totally out of control ass.  Enjoy.

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The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c
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Via Crooks and Liars

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Republican Sanctioned Rape

Posted by mario piperni On July - 24 - 2010

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It must be getting more difficult for conservatives with any sense of decency to call themselves Republicans these days.

The House passed a bill that would make it easier for tribal courts with limited sovereignty and jurisdiction to prosecute non-native rapists who rape Native American women on tribal lands. There’s a huge jurisdictional mess when it comes to crimes involving natives and non-natives due to confusion between tribal, federal, and state court authority. It basically results in non-native rapists going free because it is difficult to ascertain what kind of court they should stand for trial in. This bill helps to clear some of that up, and make it so rapists can be dragged into court much easier and made to stand for their crimes when the act is committed on tribal land by a non-member. This is something pretty much anyone can get behind right?

Nope. Not if you’re a conservative Republican apparently, as the only people who voted against this anti-rape legislation (all 92 of them) are card-carrying members of the GOP.

Michele Bachmann and John Boehner were a part of that 92.  Full list here.

UPDATE:

A reader reminds us that it is not the first time Republicans have voted against rape legislation.

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