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McCain Does A Little GOP Ass-Kicking

McCain Does A Little GOP Ass-Kicking

John McCain has finally had enough of his Republican teabagging cohorts, Rand Paul and Ted Cruz. In the latest expression of Republican frustration with conservative GOP colleagues, Sens. John McCain (R-AZ) ...

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How Does God Answer Political Prayers?

How Does God Answer Political Prayers?

Our friend, John Liming, wonders how God might deal with two conflicting prayers of a political nature. I have been reading an article on the website, Raw Story, where it is ...

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Making ‘Cents’ of Tom Coburn and Disaster Aid

Making 'Cents' of Tom Coburn and Disaster Aid

Item 1: The Oklahoma tornado disaster has killed at least 24 people, left hundreds injured and caused millions of dollars in damage. But that has not stopped a senator from that ...

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The Right Needs Smarter Bigots

The Right Needs Smarter Bigots

If you're new to right-wing think, here's an easy to remember rule of thumb to help you along; any and all evil in the world can be attributed directly to ...

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Another Dick Cheny ‘STFU’ Moment

Another Dick Cheny 'STFU' Moment

From a political party overflowing with sociopaths and creeps, none other than Dick Cheney encapsulates to a greater degree what it is the Republican party has become. The blood of ...

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Scandals: Real and Imagined

Scandals: Real and Imagined

It can be debated as to whether the filibuster came about as a political accident or was created to give minority parties a stronger say in opposing specific legislation they ...

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The Crazy, The Scum and The Dead

The Crazy, The Scum and The Dead

While gun nuts sink a little deeper into madness with each passing day, Seattle is turning guns into bricks. The Seattle Police Department collected more than 700 guns during a buyback ...

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To Infinity and Beyond!

To Infinity and Beyond!

Had enough of right-wing political crap and find yourself with a deep desire to get as far from the madding crowd as you can? Read on... The opportunity to travel to Mars ...

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In Leviticus v. Deuteronomy, There is No Winner

In Leviticus v. Deuteronomy, There is No Winner

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NRA – The Blood on Their Hands

NRA - The Blood on Their Hands

  LaPierre's speech of lunacy here. ___ Follow MarioPiperniDotCom on Facebook, Twitter and Google+. .

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Guns ‘n Kids and NRA Loons

Guns 'n Kids and NRA Loons

Here's the full quote from Charles P. Pierce. If your "way of life" involves handing deadly weapons to five-year olds, your way of life is completely screwed up and you should ...

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America The Brave…or is it America the Fearful?

America The Brave...or is it America the Fearful?

A guest post from James Fidlerten. ___ After September 11, 2011, America became united, as it grieved the loss of so many lives on American soil. The tragic event also changed so ...

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Gun Crazy Arizona Does it Again

Gun Crazy Arizona Does it Again

I'm not sure that 'crazy' is strong enough an adjective to describe the many (or few) who go to the absurd lengths they do in defending America's out-of-control gun culture. ...

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Popes, Pedophiles and Saints-to-be

Popes, Pedophiles and Saints-to-be

When an enabler of sexual abuse directed at children sits on the threshold of sainthood, you know you're living in a world of screwed-up priorities. The canonisation of Wojtyla is getting ...

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What if Bush v. Gore Never Happened?

What if Bush v. Gore Never Happened?

Retired Justice Sandra Day O'Connor, ponders Bush v. Gore, the Supreme Court case that decided the 2000 presidential election. Looking back, O'Connor said, she isn't sure the high court should have ...

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No More Bushes

No More Bushes

Barbara Bush on a Jeb run in 2016. "We've had enough Bushes." An entire planet concurs. __ Follow MarioPiperniDotCom on Facebook, Twitter and Google+. .

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Boston and Bush

Boston and Bush

Today we learn... The 19-year-old suspect in the Boston Marathon bombings has told interrogators that the American wars in Iraq and Afghanistan motivated him and his brother to carry out the ...

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Maureen Dowd’s Drivel

Maureen Dowd's Drivel

The above is in response to Maureen Dowd's ridiculous assertion that President Obama is incompetent for failing to get the 60 votes the Senate required to move the gun background ...

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Guns, Gays and Immigration

Guns, Gays and Immigration

In desperate need of an excuse for voting against background checks, here's the one an unnamed Democratic senator is using. “Guns, gays and immigration — it’s too much. I can be ...

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Congress and the NRA Makes Sure That America Loses…Again

Congress and the NRA Makes Sure That America Loses...Again

The vote came in at 55 to 45 in favor of expanding background checks for gun sales. In most institutes of democracy, that would have been more than enough to ...

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News From Wingnuttia

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Still not convinced that Republicans have lost their minds? Then take a look at this political ad out of South Dakota between Republican Kristi Noem and Democrat Matt Varilek. The Republican Party of South Dakota used the following intro as a teaser.

South Dakotans need to remember that while Kristi Noem was working here on the farm Matt Varilek was gallivanting around the globe in support of radical environmental policies and throwing wild Washington parties.

Watch and get ready to be shocked out of your wits when you discover the nature of those “wild Washington parties.”

 

Corn dog parties! It doesn’t get any wilder than that. And yes, you are forgiven if you mistook the ad for a comedy video skit.

Kind of sick, isn’t it? Only in the demented minds of the GOP would anyone dare criticize an individual for pursuing higher education, traveling the world and taking an active interest in preserving the planet for all. Yet, these same people seem to have no problem supporting a man who avoided taxes by stashing his millions in foreign tax havens and who was a major player in shipping American jobs overseas.

If the GOP represented my views, I’d have to seriously consider walking around with a paper bag over my head. They’re an embarrassment to everything that is smart and decent in this world. They really are.

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Comments

  1. Sydney says:

    The republican party has done such a wonderful job in demonizing Barak Obama, using racism, fear, lies, propaganda, and 24/7 continuious bullshit crazy media, that no republican is voting for Romney…..they are voting against Obama and all democrats. They have their ignorant eyes on the prize of that totalitarian regime of their dreams of a utopian future. They believe their glittering goal will solve all the problems of the world and they must follow the one true path. These people are gullible asshats.
    And if they actually get to see the sack of bulkshit in action that the republicans have selling, the “rational” republicans are going to be shocked when they realize what they bought.
    If there is any such thing as a rational republican.

  2. Clarke says:

    Sounded like an ad for Matt Varilek if you ask me!

  3. Saint Stephen says:

    Shame on Matt Varelik for getting all that edumacation! That arrogant twit! And supporting cap and trade. Why, the Republicans haven’t supported that in years! And that corn dog thing.

    Are these people for real?

  4. Saint Stephen says:

    Oh, and also he went to all those foreign countries. Real Murkans don’t need to go to any other countries, because the USA is the greatest country in the world!

  5. Cheryl says:

    I laughed at this more than a SNL skit. I couldn’t believe it was for real.
    Let me get this straight:

    Matt – educated, world-traveled and accomplished – and eats corn dogs

    Kristi – Can shovel horse shit with the best of them, evidently doesn’t know a thing off the farm – AND DOESN’T EAT CORN DOGS!!

    Yep, a clear choice.

    Please note that the sex parties thrown by the Romney supporter that hosted a fundraiser (the one where Mittens was caught talking about the 47%) was OK because AT LEAST THEY DID’T HAVE CORN DOGS THERE!!

  6. occupyalways says:

    The corn dogs keeps the common touch. What’s their problem ?

  7. Rich Berryman says:

    I love corn dogs … have been eating corn dogs since I was a kid … still do. Am still a clear-headed Democrat thank God! Rich