And The Winner Is…Mitt Romney!

Posted by mario piperni On August - 26 - 2009

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This hypothetical on the Republican 2012 primary made me laugh.

I do think the most likely scenario, though, as said before, is that Romney will win because the Whackadoodle vote will be split. Romney will be the new McCain. And of course, nobody actually likes Romney and his vast hollow wasteland he calls a soul, just like people don’t like McCain, but he’ll win a plurality on the basis of being somehow less batshit insane than the other guys. Which is not to say that Republican primary voters are not batshit insane, it’s just that their votes are split on the precise form the insanity takes. If you could consolidate the batshit insane candidates and pool their votes, that monstrosity would win instead.

Hard to refute the logic.

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2 Responses to “And The Winner Is…Mitt Romney!”

  1. janine says:

    they are just conforming to the definition of “Lunacus Republicus Insanus”

  2. Just tell them that Mitt raises his right hand to the square every six months to swear to the truth of a proven fraud and that he already knows that it is and swears to it anyway and they might think twice about him. The evangelical right doesn’t like the Mormon cult anyway and Mitt being a part of that turns them off anyway! He won’t ever get the nomination. There’s just too much knowledge around about his cultic involvement!