Bad Lip Reading the Debate

I would have preferred this debate so much more than the one we actually had.

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Jon Stewart Looks at Fear and Pandering in Las Vegas

Jon Stewart recaps Tuesday’s Republican debate as only he can.

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Jon Stewart on Rick Perry’s (Actual) Screwing of America

I love this – Jon Stewart’s thoughts on a Rick Perry remark about Americans wanting a president who is “in love” with America.

“You want a president who would, in a rainstorm, grab America’s hand and take shelter with America in a nearby barn. Maybe help America out of its wet clothes. Maybe lay America down on some hay bales. And then, as America and Rick Perry become one, the sounds of their lovemaking merging with the thunderstorm’s cacophony, the barn shutters rattling, the livestock, the livestock they want to look away but they can’t, their eyes are transfixed. I am Rick Perry and, unlike Barack Obama, I will f*ck the shit out of America.”

Beautiful.

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Colbert on Birth Control and Dinosaurs

Here’s a follow-up to the story of conservative’s hysteria over the health department requiring insurers to fully cover birth control. Colbert adds the perfect amount of humor and mockery.

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Jon Stewart on the Debt Deal

Jon Stewart attempts to pull some humor out of the heap of crap foisted on you by the Washington gangs.

Readers outside the U.S. can see the clip here.

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Readers outside the U.S. can see the clip here.
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