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  • Romney Calls Santorum the ‘D’ Word

    Romney Calls Santorum the 'D' Word

    Mitt Romney believes that his best line of attack is making the claim that he has not spent a moment as a D.C. politician while his two main opponents, Newt ...

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  • Holy Rick Santorum, Batman!

    Holy Rick Santorum, Batman!

    No two ways about it, Rick Santorum had a good night. Not only did he sweep Colorado, Minnesota and Missouri but he also got off the best line of the ...

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  • “We the Rich…”

    We the Rich...

    Few would argue the fact that Citizens United has been a major player in the Republican primary...and many if not most would concede that none of it has been healthy ...

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  • A Romney Victory Is Ensured With Trump’s Endorsement ()

    A Romney Victory Is Ensured With Trump's Endorsement ()

    As if you needed another reason to not vote Romney. Celebrity business magnate Donald Trump endorsed Mitt Romney for president Thursday, telling reporters he will not mount an independent campaign if ...

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  • Why I Love Newt Gingrich

    Why I Love Newt Gingrich

    In a perfect world, the Republican contest to find a nominee to face Barack Obama would go on forever...or at least until August. You cannot attach a number to the ...

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  • Republican Cannibalism

    Republican Cannibalism

    I suspect there are a ton of conservatives secretly agreeing with Begala and while it's too early in the game for Dems to get cocky, it's difficult to not smile ...

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  • Romney Hood

    Romney Hood

    One of our readers sent me an email with an idea for an illustration - Mitt Romney as Romney Hood. I thought it was brilliant and came up with the ...

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  • Why Do People Take an Instant Dislike To Newt Gingrich?

    Why Do People Take an Instant Dislike To Newt Gingrich?

    Quotes don't get much better than this one by Bob Dole. "Why do people take such an instant dislike to me?" asked a perplexed Gingrich, to whom Dole bluntly ...

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  • Gingrich Takes A Thrashing

    Gingrich Takes A Thrashing

    After the beating Gingrich took last night, it's hard to imagine under what scenario he can make a comeback.  Florida is going to Romney and for Gingrich to regain the ...

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  • SOTU

    SOTU

    There's a lot out there on the President's SOTU, so I'll keep my thoughts short and sweet. The speech did what it had to do which was target liberals and independents ...

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  • Just Another GOP Debate

    Just Another GOP Debate

    The highlights from last night's debate. - Newt Gingrich can't wait to become president so he can revisit the early 60s and overthrow Castro in Cuba. War, baby, war. - Santorum, who ...

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  • No More Mister Nice Guy for Mitt Romney

    No More Mister Nice Guy for Mitt Romney

    It appears that the South Carolina verdict is forcing Romney to start taking Gingrich seriously. “We’re not choosing a talk show host, we’re choosing a leader,” Romney said, saying that their ...

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  • Mike Huckabee Solidifies His Birther Creds

    Mike Huckabee Solidifies His Birther Creds

    Mike Huckabee offers advice to Mitt Romney concerning his unreleased tax returns. Let him [Romney] make this challenge: "I'll release my tax returns when Barack Obama releases his college transcripts and ...

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  • Late Night Political Humor

    Late Night Political Humor

    Via Political Humor... "Mitt Romney is coming under fire because even though he is a multimillionaire, he only paid 15 percent in taxes. That's not a tax, that's barely a tip." ...

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  • The Last Word On Jon Huntsman

    The Last Word On Jon Huntsman

    Good line. My guess is that after Romney fails to beat Obama in the general, Huntsman will be back in 2016.  The most electable guy in the field and he could ...

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  • Does Romney Urinate Straight Down His Leg?

    Does Romney Urinate Straight Down His Leg?

    I found this pretty funny...and accurate. It comes from a reader over at Balloon Juice. So, let’s review. The contenders for the GOP nomination are A vulture capitalist who believes that any ...

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  • The Constitution – Libertarian’s False Idol

    The Constitution - Libertarian's False Idol

    Lively little debate going on at one of last week's posts with Libertarianism put under the microscope. ocLiberal: I know I am in sketchy territory here, (start the indignant shouting now) but ...

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  • Gingrich’s Delusional Politics

    Gingrich's Delusional Politics

    In the contest to determine the winner of the Far-Right Politics gold medal, rack up a few more points for Newt Gingrich. “I think an intelligent conservative wants the right federal ...

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  • Late Night Political Humor

    Late Night Political Humor

    Via Political Humor... "Congratulations to Mitt Romney. He won the New Hampshire primary last night. See, this is proof that even the multimillionaire son of a multimillionaire can beat the odds ...

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  • What Do North Korea and Indiana Have In Common?

    What Do North Korea and Indiana Have In Common?

    Story 1: North Korea punishing those who 'didn't display enough sadness over Kim Jong Il's death' North Korean authorities are reportedly punishing citizens who did not display enough sadness over the death ...

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Mayor Levi Johnston

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News you need to know.

Levi confirms he is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska and he’s ready to talk about his plans. On his intention to run for his hometown’s highest office, he says “It’s for real. I’m going to go there and do what I can. Obviously that’s where I grew up and that’s my home. It’s always going to be home to me. [My son] Tripp’s going to grow up there and I want to change a few things.”

[...] I do care and I do want to make a difference. Whether I win or not, I want Tripp to look up to me and see what I’ve done and be proud of his Dad.”

Cool.  And what does the current mayor of Wasilla, Verne Rupright (good name), have to say about Levi’s mission to “change a few things”?

“Well, it is a little early to declare.  Usually most wait until the year the seat is up. But since I am nearly old enough to be Levi’s grandfather I think it would be wise for him to get a high school diploma and keep his clothes on. The voters like that!”

I think Levi has a bright political future ahead of him with or without a diploma and pants.  If Bush and Palin have proven anything, it’s that ownership of a fully functioning brain is not a prerequisite to reaching high office.

Go for it Levi because in the world of satirical political blogging, there can never be too many fools to mock.

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Sarah Palin – A Piece of Plastic Crap

This made me laugh.
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Sarah Palin – The Bard of Wasilla

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Sometimes I actually feel sorry for Sarah Palin…not much though.  Here’s the dingbat tweeting her disapproval of the proposed mosque being built two blocks from the 9/11 site.

Ground Zero Mosque supporters: doesn’t it stab you in the heart, as it does ours throughout the heartland? Peaceful Muslims, pls refudiate

Someone must have pointed out that “refudiate” is not a word.  She pulled the tweet and sent this one.

Peaceful New Yorkers, pls refute the Ground Zero mosque plan if you believe catastrophic pain caused @ Twin Towers site is too raw, too real.

Oops.  “refute the Ground Zero mosque plan” is improper use of the word “refute”.  Sarah tries again.

Peace-seeking Muslims pls understand. Ground Zero mosque is UNNECESSARY provocation; it stabs hearts. Pls reject it in interest of healing

Damage done, the Brainless One then compounds the idiocy by comparing herself to the greatest writer the English language has known.

‘Refudiate,’ ‘misunderestimate,’ ‘wee-wee’d up.’ English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words too. Got to celebrate it!’

Right, Sarah.  In the same way that you and your hopeless followers celebrate stupidity every single time you open up your mouth.

As for the “healing” you claim you yearn for, give it a break.  You and the political party you are a part of have done everything possible to prevent healing by demonizing Muslims and Islam.  You use an entire people and their religion as a political tool to foster hate and fear because when you don’t have a single substantial idea to present to the country,  then hate, fear and lies are your only hope.

Refudiate that moron.

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Nominee Sarah Palin in 2012 – A Liberal’s (and blogger’s) Dream

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Does anyone doubt that a Palin presidential nomination in 2012 would be anything less than a godsend for Dems?  While the outcome would not be as one-sided as it was in ’84 when Walter Mondale lost 49 states to Reagan, there is little doubt that Republicans would be crushed at the polls.

Daniel Larison writes:

If she did somehow [win the nomination], Democrats would spend most of the summer and fall of 2012 rubbing their eyes in disbelief at their good fortune… [A] ticket headed by Palin would be hard-pressed to break 40%. Palin as the nominee would probably make 2012 the most lopsided election victory for the incumbent President since 1984.

Steve Kornacki adds

Like Mondale in ’84, she would represent to the general election audience of 2012 just about everything they’d rejected in 2008 (and 2006). In nominating her, Republicans would be saying to the country, “We have learned nothing these last four years. We have changed nothing.” Moreover, today’s GOP calls to mind the Democratic Party of ’82 and ’83: An aggrieved, resurgent base asserting itself after an electoral drubbing, believing with all its might that inevitable midterm blues facing the new president mean more than they actually do.  That is the environment that produced Walter Mondale in 1984. And it’s the environment that could produce a similar debacle for Republicans in 2012.

So if one can dismiss Palin as a serious candidate in 2012, then who do Republicans have that could possibly prevent Dems from running ads asking Americans why they would ever want to return to a Bush era mentality?  Bobby Jindal?  Mitt Romney?  Newt Gingrich?  Tim Pawlenty?

And if a Republican candidate could somehow get over that Bush hurdle, they would then have to contend with teabaggers and other crazies on the right screaming out for a further radicalized party platform – one which would only further alienate independents and minorities.

Palin or not, I’d put my money on President Obama pulling it off in 2012.  Right now, Republicans got nuttin’.

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Palin The Boob

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Curious minds want to know; did Sarah Palin get breast implants?

Nah, I don’t really care.  What I find of greater interest is Palin’s comment over the hullabaloo.

“No, I have not had implants. A report like that is about as real and truthful as reports that [my husband] Todd and I are divorcing or that I bought a place in the Hamptons or that [my son] Trigg is not my own child.”

A number of responses quickly come to mind: ‘You lie! Release your medical records.’  or  ‘Forget breast implants. Get a brain implant.’ but here is something out of the comment section which I thought was a better response to the Palin statement.

…or that the president was not born in this country or that the health bill advocated “death panels” or that the president “pals around with terrorists”
Nope, Sarah, this type of report is right up your alley.

Yes it is.  She dishes out the crap with great ease but has a real problem accepting it in return.  Typical trait found in all lame-brained simpletons.

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