Tina Fey’s Sarah

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Sarah Palin made an appearance on Inside the Actors Studio by way of the amazing Tina Fey. Asked if she could answer a few questions in character, Fey obliged with a few gems such as this one on same-sex marriage.

“Well, the Bible says it’s gross,” she answered immediately, rolling her R. “Em, and I don’t judge … all of the amazing, wonderful people I met in the audience of ‘Dancing With the Stars’ seem to go that way. But no,” she said shaking her head. “Marriage is meant for people to wear different kinds of swimsuits.”

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Awww…there won’t be a President Palin next year

Possibly, the biggest media whore and grifter in U.S. political history has made it official.

After much prayer and serious consideration, I have decided that I will not be seeking the 2012 GOP nomination for President of the United States. As always, my family comes first and obviously Todd and I put great consideration into family life before making this decision. When we serve, we devote ourselves to God, family and country. My decision maintains this order.

No surprise there. Palin was never going to run and take a $10 million cut in earnings.  That stuff about God, family and country – pure Palin bullshit, of course.  Aside from the money factor, her handlers must have made it clear to her that she didn’t have a chance in hell of winning the nomination, let alone ever beating President Obama in a general election.

The only ones who still believed Palin might run were her rabid fans.  What is it with those people anyway?  Their naivety/stupidity is astonishing.  Palin’s been milking these saps for a couple of years through her PAC and they still don’t get it.  She’s been dangling a presidential run over her lunatic fans in much the way that a mother dazzles her tiny baby by holding up a shiny object in front of their face.  Over on her Facebook fan page, the idiots are slashing their wrists and shedding real tears as they agonize over Palin’s decision.  It’s a scream.

I am heartbroken. I do not believe anyone I’ve seen in this race so far has what it takes to be our next great president. And we NEED a great to break us out of this depression spiral. I have backed you, sent you money, prayed for you. I have Sarah Palin stickers all over our car. I believe this is the decision that will break America. You MUST reverse this decision. I pray GOD convince you.

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I”m so sad, but I support her decision and will pray for her and her family. She has been through so much already like no one else in this country. We knew the fight would be extremely vicious but we knew that if anyone could handle it, Sarah could. I believe she is doing what she feels is best for the country at this time.

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A dark day for us all :(

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i think Sarah just delivery Obama’s second Term, on my opinion she’s the only one could beat him, not only with her solid sensable policies but have the grits to take on a sordid-dictator.

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huge mistake….. you are the only one that can beat Obama…. It’s a sad sad sad day… you were my last hope America’s last hope and small businesses last hope

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Devastating! I trust and respect your decision, dearest Governor Sarah Palin, but I am beyond heartbroken. You are the strongest woman imaginable. There’s not a candidate I can get behind and I’m lost like millions of others who were waiting and praying for you. God bless and keep you and your precious family. The process will now have to play out and you will still lead the way! I’ll try very hard to keep the faith.

Nutty stuff and the crap goes on for pages.  Every now and then, one of these pops up.

Will you give back all the money you’ve been taking while stringing along your supporters? I didn’t think so. What a grifter.

Give back the money?  Of course not.  Palin’s going to dish out a few dollars to whomever she backs in the primary along with money for a few of her favorite conservatives running for office across the country.  But most of the money, I suspect, will be kept in her coffers as she prepares for her ‘I might run in 2016‘ campaign.

And when does that shtick begin?  It already has.

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Innocence Lost – A Conservative Is Finally Done With Sarah Palin

There is something sadly revealing in this post by staunch conservative, Brad Schaeffer.

I used to be a fan of Sarah Palin, but even I can see that the best thing for her to do now is to step aside.

When Sarah Palin first exploded on the scene at the 2008 Republican convention as John McCain’s running-mate, I was enthralled.  Yes, I admit, I thought she was terrific.  Here was this attractive, confident governor from a state as far away from the Washington D.C. beltway as one could hope for.

She came to breathe new life into what was already a tired campaign. Finally, we had a vibrant GOP candidate who was not of the older white male variety to balance the ticket with the older white male.  [...]  She presented herself as a happily married woman who had welcomed into her world with open arms a Downs Syndrome baby while her son was being shipped off to war to serve his country.

What a story!

But that was then.  They say familiarity breeds contempt, and for me it has been a long and reluctant decline from genuine enthusiasm for this (if I may) ‘rogue’ breed of Republican to dismay, and then irritation.

Why so, Mr. Schaeffer?

I noticed that she often answered serious questions by reciting what sounded like hollow and rehearsed platitudes.

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…sound-bite answers to substantive questions have been her forte since 2008. I was patient at first since, in all fairness, she was a relatively unknown governor from the hinterland suddenly thrust front and center into the bewildering arena of a national election and thus she had to get her political sea legs.  But she’s been in said arena for over three years now. This is ample time for her to demonstrate that she can put forth coherent arguments that do not sound like they’re ripped from a handbook of pithy Tea Party slogans.  After so much time, my patience with fluff answers from someone demanding to be taken seriously as a potential occupant of the highest office in the land has run out.

Oh please. The only sad thing here is that it took Schaeffer three long years to come to the realization that Palin was, and is, a shallow, self-serving, know-nothing, moronic fraud who has ridden a pretty face and an uncanny ability to not feel shame or embarrassment all the way to fame and fortune.  Most of us understood who Palin was after the first three weeks. And if not then, then certainly after she quit her job as governor of Alaska in search of more riches.

What took conservatives like Schaeffer so long? Here’s a smart little analysis I found in the Comments section.

And now we get to the fundamental problem with emotions of allegiance to today’s Republican Party.

In the wake of Medicare Part D, the Bush deficits, the misleadingly sold and incompetently prosecuted invasion of Iraq, plus NCLB, Raich, etc., there’s no philosophical or ideological reason to be a Republican.

Instead, being a Republican is an emotional choice, like choosing to root for the Philadelphia Eagles. Like Eagles fans, Republicans are characterized by deep hostility toward other groups.

So when someone who’s not a member of the Republican tribe says, “gosh, Gov. Palin doesn’t seem to have done much as governor but violate government transparency laws, campaign for the “Bridge to Nowhere,” and raise taxes on oil companies; and she doesn’t seem to be all that insightful or well-prepared for interviews … ”

What a Republican/Eagles fan hears is: “COWBOYS RULE!!!!”

And the Republican responds in turn with, “E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!!!!”

Schaeffer’s deeply felt allegiance to his tribe and hostility to (mostly imaginary, but let’s leave that aside) other groups (“femi-Nazis hate her!”) led him to disable his brain’s critical thinking capacity about Gov. Palin until the interests of the Party permitted him to reactivate it.

But just wait– tomorrow, we’ll see a column from this guy about how Rick Perry’s comments about Ben Bernanke reflect a well-considered Burkean suspicion of government power.

Because that’s what it is to be a Republican, in their current, post-policy phase– you just have to be perceived to irritate liberals, and you’re good to go.

Exactly. I envision a column by Mr. Schaeffer a couple of years down the road, writing about a broken, hopeless and totally fragmented Republican party, lamenting the fact that the Tea Party was not the “rousing, feisty, roll-up-your sleeve” populist, grassroots entity he once believed them to be. How sad, he’ll tell us, to discover that the Tea Party was anything but a spontaneous uprising of angry, concerned citizens and was instead a carefully crafted idea fabricated in the smoky backrooms of millionaire, GOP operatives.

Pardon us, Mr. Schaeffer, if none of us shed a tear over your tragic loss of innocence, be it for Palin, the Tea Party or your beloved Republican party.

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The Midnight Ride of Sarah Palin

I might be wrong but I’m thinking that Andrew Sullivan over at the DailyDish does not hold a high opinion of Sarah Palin.

One of the most pernicious and dangerous features of Palin is her clinical refusal to understand reality, to accept error, to acknowledge when the facts she has cited are not actually facts, but delusions. And her vanity and pathologies are so deep she will insist that black is white until her minions actually find a source to prove it.

She’s dangerous; she’s shrewd; she’s an exhibitionist. But she is also, we must keep reminding ourselves, a farce. What worries me about this political leader incapable of telling fantasy apart from fact is that, in a long and deep recession, someone who can lie that readily and manipulate religious and cultural resentment as well as she does is a danger. Not just to America, but to the world.

My thoughts concerning Palin have less to do with her and more to do with her followers.  Palin is a grifter who lacks the awareness skills and intellect to understand that she’s an idiot. I get that part, no problem. What is more troublesome, I think, is that there are literally millions of Americans who adore this cartoon character and who would go to no end to defend her against all criticism. What is wrong with these people?  Can there be that many fools in the country?

I imagine so.

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The Fire In Sarah’s Belly

This stuff writes itself.

Fox stooge: “Do you have that fire in the belly [to run for president], do you have it?”

Sarah Palin: “I think my problem is that I do have the fire in my belly. I am so adamantly supportive of the good traditional things about America and our free enterprise system and I want to make sure that America is put back on the right track and we only do that by defeating Obama in 2012. I have that fire in my belly.”

“That’s kind of my problem is that it’s such a roaring fire in my belly to preserve and restore all that’s good about America that I struggle with that every single day.”

It would seem to me that Palin’s concern should be less about a fire roaring away in her belly and more about finding that brain she must surely have misplaced at some point in her illustrious life.  But hey, she’s a Fox News Analyst.  No prerequisite for a brain at that gig.

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