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Sarah Palin – A Sad and Moldering Strangeness…

Posted by mario piperni On September - 2 - 2010

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An interesting read in Vanity Fair on the Sound and Fury we know as Sarah Palin.

Palin and the crowd might as well be one. She’s glad to be here with the people of Independence, Missouri, “where so many of you proudly cling to your guns and your religion”—the first laughline in a 40-minute stump speech that alludes to many of the perceived insults she and her audience have suffered together, and that transforms their resentments into badges of honor. Palin waves her scribbled-on palm to the crowd, proclaiming that she’s using “the poor man’s teleprompter.” Of the Obama administration, she says, “They talk down to us. Especially here in the heartland. Oh, man. They think that, if we were just smart enough, we’d be able to understand their policies. And I so want to tell ’em, and I do tell ’em, Oh, we’re plenty smart, oh yeah—we know what’s goin’ on. And we don’t like what’s goin’ on. And we’re not gonna let them tell us to sit down and shut up.”

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Behind the curtain, Piper plays with other children, oblivious to the speech. She runs in circles, plays hide-and-seek, poses for snapshots, and generally acts as if she were in another world—until she gets the signal to do her job: march to the podium, pick up Palin’s speech, and allow Palin to make a public display of maternal affection.

On cue, Piper parts the curtain. As the child appears, a loud and doting “Awww” melts through the crowd.

Sarah Palin’s connection with her audience is complete.

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…anywhere you peel back the skin of Sarah Palin’s life, a sad and moldering strangeness lies beneath.

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Colleen Cottle, who is the matriarch of one of Wasilla’s oldest families, and who served on the city council when Palin was mayor. She says she and her husband, Rodney, will pay a price for speaking candidly about Palin. Their son is one of Todd Palin’s best friends. “But it is time for people to start telling the truth,” Colleen says. She describes the frustrations of trying to do city business with a mayor who “had no attention span—with Sarah it was always ‘What’s the flavor of the day?’ ”; who was unable to take part meaningfully in conversations about budgets because she “does not understand math or accounting—she only knows buzzwords, like ‘balanced budget’ ”; and who clocked out after four hours on most days, delegating her duties to an aide—“but he’ll never talk to you, because he has a state job and doesn’t want to lose it.” This type of conversation is repeated so often that Wasilla starts to feel like something from The Twilight Zone or a Shirley Jackson short story—a place populated entirely by abuse survivors.

The more you find out about who Sarah Palin is, the more justifiable one’s dislike for her becomes and the greater the difficulty in understanding the motivation behind the people who admire her…the people who write stuff like this.

“We would literally walk across hot broken glass for this woman… She’s our family, and you protect your family; it’s like the mafia.”

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‘Presidental Candidate Sarah Palin’ – How Sweet It Is

Posted by mario piperni On August - 16 - 2010

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It’s early still but for what it’s worth, here is how 399 Iowa Republican view the top Republican presidential candidates.

The poll shows that the 2012 contest is going to begin right where the 2008 Iowa Caucuses left off, with Mike Huckabee leading Mitt Romney.  Huckabee comes out on top of the poll garnering 22 percent, Romney finishes second with 18 percent, and Newt Gingrich finishes surprisingly well with 14 percent in third place.  Sarah Palin finishes a disappointing fourth with 11 percent.  Texas Congressman Ron Paul garnered 5 percent, while Pawlenty, and South Dakota Senator John Thune each received 1 percent.

Worry not about Palin.  As soon as she commits to running for the nomination, she’ll no doubt razzle dazzle her way to the top.

Liberals are counting on you Sarah, don’t let them down.

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Mayor Levi Johnston

Posted by mario piperni On August - 11 - 2010

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News you need to know.

Levi confirms he is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska and he’s ready to talk about his plans. On his intention to run for his hometown’s highest office, he says “It’s for real. I’m going to go there and do what I can. Obviously that’s where I grew up and that’s my home. It’s always going to be home to me. [My son] Tripp’s going to grow up there and I want to change a few things.”

[...] I do care and I do want to make a difference. Whether I win or not, I want Tripp to look up to me and see what I’ve done and be proud of his Dad.”

Cool.  And what does the current mayor of Wasilla, Verne Rupright (good name), have to say about Levi’s mission to “change a few things”?

“Well, it is a little early to declare.  Usually most wait until the year the seat is up. But since I am nearly old enough to be Levi’s grandfather I think it would be wise for him to get a high school diploma and keep his clothes on. The voters like that!”

I think Levi has a bright political future ahead of him with or without a diploma and pants.  If Bush and Palin have proven anything, it’s that ownership of a fully functioning brain is not a prerequisite to reaching high office.

Go for it Levi because in the world of satirical political blogging, there can never be too many fools to mock.

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Sarah Palin – A Piece of Plastic Crap

Posted by mario piperni On July - 30 - 2010

This made me laugh.
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