Why is this guy still in business?
Sheriff Joe Arpaio's volunteer investigation into documents pertaining to President Barack Obama's place of birth and citizenship now includes the services of a taxpayer-funded ...
The lies roll off the man's lips like music off Yo-Yo Ma's cello. Both are virtuosos - one a cellist, the other a liar.
A partial list.
Bush had nothing to do ...
Happy Friday.
The best from Political Humor‘s collection of the week’s late night political humor.
"Barack Obama supports same-sex marriage. Mitt Romney doesn't even support same-sex car pools." –David Letterman
"The head of ...
Republican Rep. Mike Coffman at a Saturday afternoon fundraiser in Colorado.
I don't know whether Barack Obama was born in the United States of America. I don't know that. But I ...
Rand Paul:
Call me cynical, but I didn’t think his [Obama's] views on marriage could get any gayer.
We won't call Rand cynical. Ignorant, bigoted asshole is more fitting. An adult using ...
Happy Friday.
The best from Political Humor‘s collection of the week’s late night political humor.
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I've never understood Log Cabin Republicans - gay conservatives who give their support to a homophobic political party that derides their sexuality and refuses to grant them equal rights under ...
Finally.
“I have to tell you that over the course of several years as I have talked to friends and family and neighbors when I think about members of my own ...
Election roundup:
Indiana.
As polls forecast, the Tea Party's efforts to cleanse the GOP of any impure conservatives has Dick Lugar out and teabagger Richard Mourdock in. Mourdock is the new Republican ...
There are lies...and then there are lies.
My own view, by the way, was that the auto companies needed to go through bankruptcy before government help. And frankly, that’s finally what ...
From the papers captured last year at Osama bin Laden's Pakistani hideout comes this.
Like any public figures, bin Laden and his advisers were mindful of the media. Adam Gadahn, one ...
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"Today Mitt Romney visited a firehouse here in New York City. Of course, he was disappointed ...
It happened to Kerry. Can it happen to Obama? Nope says Margaret Carlson.
Obama’s belief system -- in that hopey-changey business and the post-partisanship thing -- has been altered by reality. ...
Sullivan:
What do Republicans call a gay man with neoconservative passion, a committed relationship and personal courage?
A faggot.
Exactly right, but then could one expect anything different from a political party that ...
And they claim that atheists are immoral?
The ugly side of religion shows its face once again. The words below were spoken at a Sunday sermon by Sean Harris, a pastor ...
It's been fun watching conservatives and Romney twist themselves into pretzels trying to undo Mitt's past words on GM and bin Laden.
Romney, April 2007:
It’s not worth moving heaven and earth ...
In an op-ed piece in the Washington Post, a couple of scholars from liberal and conservative think tanks, discuss the state of American politics.
We have been studying Washington politics and ...
Romney's VP-in-waiting, Marco Rubio, is perfecting the conservative sleaze play.
He has proposed his version of the Dream Act in which people who entered the country illegally as children will be ...
Beyond the rhetoric, the political BS, the lies - that is, the concerted effort by the right-wing noise machine to distort and misinform at every opportunity - is the very ...
Woke up this morning with a headache and an amazingly deep thought, well a question actually: when your broom tells you it no longer wishes to be your broom, what’s it really trying to tell you?
I need to know. Best response in the comment section gets an original Andy Warhol type portrait of themselves or a loved one done by me (see Deborah). Really.
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Open thread.
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Don’t let it make you bristle.
It’s just trying to make a clean break.
The dust bunnies always look greener on the other side of the sofa.
You do however need to face up to it.
Don’t just sweep your feelings under the rug.
Look Humankind, don’t make this any harder than it has to be, it’s me not you, I just need my own space so I can figure out who I really am. I mean, am I just a broom destined to pick up dirt and dust at the hands of others or am I more than that? No, I am not seeing other cleaning products, there is no one else and you and I can still be friends.
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in an unrelated story, the latest You Tube video sensation sweeping the nation is the wedding aisle dance of Broom and Mop accompanied down the aisle by their Maid of Honor Dust Pan and their Best Man Swiffer.
The broom is looking for a retirement package at it has become obsolete. There is so much competition out there with the Swiffers, vacuums and dust mops that the use of a broom is a backbreaking experience. It’s hard to gather dog hair,powder,cobwebs,smut and dust and the mere complexity of bending is an exercise not appreciated by the common man or woman.
I assume there is room for the broom in a workroom but soon the broom will be in a showroom of relics.
The broom has become self aware, and with awareness, now knows that it is more than just a tool at the whim of a master. It knows that it’s life purpose is sweeping, but it now has a choice of the time and place of that expression.
Thank you for your responses. Honestly, I found them all good. I couldn’t decide so I let my sister be the judge and she came up with two she especially liked. And so we have two winners.
Frances and Tommy – congrats!
Email me a favorite photo or two of either yourselves, lover, friend, family member, pet…there could be two people in a single pic if you’d like. The higher the resolution and focus of the picture, the better the results.
Don’t let it make you bristle.
It’s just trying to make a clean break.
The dust bunnies always look greener on the other side of the sofa.
You do however need to face up to it.
Don’t just sweep your feelings under the rug.
Tom
I’m tired of being pushed around. clean up your OWN mess.
Look Humankind, don’t make this any harder than it has to be, it’s me not you, I just need my own space so I can figure out who I really am. I mean, am I just a broom destined to pick up dirt and dust at the hands of others or am I more than that? No, I am not seeing other cleaning products, there is no one else and you and I can still be friends.
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in an unrelated story, the latest You Tube video sensation sweeping the nation is the wedding aisle dance of Broom and Mop accompanied down the aisle by their Maid of Honor Dust Pan and their Best Man Swiffer.
Dusting is one thing, but I am *not* doing your dirty work. I’m washing my handle clean of you!
The broom is looking for a retirement package at it has become obsolete. There is so much competition out there with the Swiffers, vacuums and dust mops that the use of a broom is a backbreaking experience. It’s hard to gather dog hair,powder,cobwebs,smut and dust and the mere complexity of bending is an exercise not appreciated by the common man or woman.
I assume there is room for the broom in a workroom but soon the broom will be in a showroom of relics.
Oh, don’t pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about. I know you’ve been texting a Swiffer Sweep ‘N Vac.
@Frances: Now that is funny!
The broom has become self aware, and with awareness, now knows that it is more than just a tool at the whim of a master. It knows that it’s life purpose is sweeping, but it now has a choice of the time and place of that expression.
Means you need to get a housekeeper!
I’m closing down the “contest” at 8PM tonight so if anyone else wishes to give it a shot, hurry. Your original illustration awaits you.
Geez, I come out of the closet for you and all you want to do is man handle me..
It’s always all about you, you didn’t even notice my new bristles. That’s it, I am brushing you off and going to tidy up the neighbor
I also am not in the running and would love to be man handled by you… and I will not leave you for a better model. I too am a broom!
Thank you for your responses. Honestly, I found them all good. I couldn’t decide so I let my sister be the judge and she came up with two she especially liked. And so we have two winners.
Frances and Tommy – congrats!
Email me a favorite photo or two of either yourselves, lover, friend, family member, pet…there could be two people in a single pic if you’d like. The higher the resolution and focus of the picture, the better the results.
Once again, congratulations.