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President Glenn Beck

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The following is from a group called Main Street Bites Back who hope to get Glenn Beck to run for President.  By the looks of their spokesperson, they appear to be a classy outfit…although I might replace their makeup and wardrobe people.

Alrighty, classy looking spokesperson with the sweetest voice this side of a screeching barn owl, tell us why Mr. Beck should run for President of the United States.

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Well, here’s hoping her wishes come true and Beck makes a run for it. How much fun would that be? I’ll even contribute the illustration above for their website at no charge. Go for it Glenn.
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Comments

  1. janine says:

    Well now, bless her heart, isn’t she pinkly fantastic.

    I’d like to see a Beck/Bachman 2012 ticket

  2. Tommy Pane says:

    One of the better illustrations you’ve done Mario.

    Is it just me, or does she look like Howdy Doody?

    http://bit.ly/a9bRfe

  3. Rhena says:

    With so many right wingnut women running their mouths trying to prove that women are stupid….thinking about a sex change. It doesn’t matter that I think they are complete morons, they are embarrassing me because I was born female. With their beliefs they should shut up, get back in the kitchen with their barefoot pregnant selves. Then their men can say “how cute, now get me a beer” when they try to talk, and I won’t have to hear their garbage anymore.

  4. Rhena says:

    All she was missing was the freckles Tom

  5. arthur says:

    omg no! this must never be possible for our dear usa! beck and palin? bachman? satan? sorry satan!

  6. Kathryn says:

    Holy Moly, and I thought Glenn Beck, “limpballs”, et all were scary!! That is one of the scariest people I’ve ever seen. Then she has to open her mouth……making matters much worse. I’m with you Mario, just keep these simple minded idiots coming, it will make 2012 so much easier for President Obama to make it for a second term. I’m sure we will still need him to clean up the mess created by Bush & Cheney. They damn near destroyed this country in 8 years, (which the conservatives seem to have complete memory loss of what happened).

  7. Thank you, tommy.

  8. Jan says:

    OMG…..this can’t possibly be for real, but then again it’s a GB fan! She kind of reminds me of Tammy Faye Baker (the makeup).