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  • Romney The Liar

    Romney The Liar

    The lies roll off the man's lips like music off Yo-Yo Ma's cello. Both are virtuosos - one a cellist, the other a liar. A partial list. Bush had nothing to do ...

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  • Late Night Political Humor

    Late Night Political Humor

    Happy Friday. The best from Political Humor‘s collection of the week’s late night political humor. "Barack Obama supports same-sex marriage. Mitt Romney doesn't even support same-sex car pools." –David Letterman "The head of ...

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  • Another Unexceptional Republican Claims Obama Is Not An American

    Another Unexceptional Republican Claims Obama Is Not An American

    Republican Rep. Mike Coffman at a Saturday afternoon fundraiser in Colorado. I don't know whether Barack Obama was born in the United States of America. I don't know that. But I ...

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  • Idiot Quote of the Day: The “Gayer” Obama

    Idiot Quote of the Day: The Gayer Obama

    Rand Paul: Call me cynical, but I didn’t think his [Obama's] views on marriage could get any gayer. We won't call Rand cynical. Ignorant, bigoted asshole is more fitting. An adult using ...

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  • Late Night Political Humor

    Late Night Political Humor

    Happy Friday. The best from Political Humor‘s collection of the week’s late night political humor. "President Obama came out with approval of same-sex marriage. He said that over the years, he has ...

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  • What The Hell Is The Problem With Gay Republicans?

    What The Hell Is The Problem With Gay Republicans?

    I've never understood Log Cabin Republicans - gay conservatives who give their support to a homophobic political party that derides their sexuality and refuses to grant them equal rights under ...

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  • Obama – Same-Sex Marriage and Doing The Right Thing

    Obama - Same-Sex Marriage and Doing The Right Thing

    Finally. “I have to tell you that over the course of several years as I have talked to friends and family and neighbors when I think about members of my own ...

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  • Another Day, Another Vote – Indiana, NC and Wisconsin

    Another Day, Another Vote - Indiana, NC and Wisconsin

    Election roundup: Indiana. As polls forecast, the Tea Party's efforts to cleanse the GOP of any impure conservatives has Dick Lugar out and teabagger Richard Mourdock in. Mourdock is the new Republican ...

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  • ‘Romney – The Man Who Saved The Auto Industry’ and Other Fairy Tales

    'Romney - The Man Who Saved The Auto Industry' and Other Fairy Tales

    There are lies...and then there are lies. My own view, by the way, was that the auto companies needed to go through bankruptcy before government help. And frankly, that’s finally what ...

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  • A Madman and Fox News

    A Madman and Fox News

    From the papers captured last year at Osama bin Laden's Pakistani hideout comes this. Like any public figures, bin Laden and his advisers were mindful of the media. Adam Gadahn, one ...

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  • Late Night Political Humor

    Late Night Political Humor

    The best from Political Humor‘s collection of the week’s late night political humor. Happy Friday. "Today Mitt Romney visited a firehouse here in New York City. Of course, he was disappointed ...

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  • New GOP Logo

    New GOP Logo

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  • Can Obama Be Swift-Boated?

    Can Obama Be Swift-Boated?

    It happened to Kerry. Can it happen to Obama? Nope says Margaret Carlson. Obama’s belief system -- in that hopey-changey business and the post-partisanship thing -- has been altered by reality. ...

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  • Quote of the Day: The Gay Republican

    Quote of the Day: The Gay Republican

    Sullivan: What do Republicans call a gay man with neoconservative passion, a committed relationship and personal courage? A faggot. Exactly right, but then could one expect anything different from a political party that ...

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  • Christian Pastor: Fixing Gay Is Like Squashing a Cockroach

    Christian Pastor: Fixing Gay Is Like Squashing a Cockroach

    And they claim that atheists are immoral? The ugly side of religion shows its face once again. The words below were spoken at a Sunday sermon by Sean Harris, a pastor ...

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  • GM Alive, bin Laden Dead

    GM Alive, bin Laden Dead

    It's been fun watching conservatives and Romney twist themselves into pretzels trying to undo Mitt's past words on GM and bin Laden. Romney, April 2007: It’s not worth moving heaven and earth ...

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  • Republicans Are The Problem

    Republicans Are The Problem

      In an op-ed piece in the Washington Post, a couple of scholars from liberal and conservative think tanks, discuss the state of American politics. We have been studying Washington politics and ...

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  • Marco Rubio – Just Another Weasel

    Marco Rubio - Just Another Weasel

    Romney's VP-in-waiting, Marco Rubio, is perfecting the conservative sleaze play. He has proposed his version of the Dream Act in which people who entered the country illegally as children will be ...

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  • Obama’s Move Forward

    Obama's Move Forward

    Beyond the rhetoric, the political BS, the lies - that is, the concerted effort by the right-wing noise machine to distort and misinform at every opportunity - is the very ...

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  • Romney’s Etch A Sketch Fun Time Has Arrived

    Romney's Etch A Sketch Fun Time Has Arrived

      It was never a matter of 'if'...only of 'when'. Two constituencies that President Obama is holding onto about as strongly now as he did four years ago are voters under 30 ...

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The Simple Little Mind of Herman Cain

Joe Klein:

I know what I’m about to say is impolite, but Herman Cain strikes me as something of a jerk and an ignoramus. He has made absolutely outrageous statements about Muslims, immigrants and homosexuals; he takes the most extreme position imaginable on abortion. Indeed, I have never, ever seen him acknowledge the idea that complexity exists in the world…or that an ability to weed through complex issues might be a qualification for the presidency.

No, the guy is a marketer. He had other people handle administration and finance at Godfather’s; he was all about the pies. Hence, we have his 9-9-9 plan, a truly rancid scheme to benefit the rich at the expense of the rest of the country, a scheme that would tax a gallon of milk and a loaf of bread.

Would it be too much for the Weekly Standard–a journal of strong, and occasionally intemperate, opinions–to acknowledge that this guy is a snake oil salesman? That he’s an embarrassment to the Republican Party? That his momentary strength is a four-alarm cry of Republican desperation?

Exactly right.  Thinking Republicans should be (and I suspect, are) embarrassed that at this stage of their primary, a simpleton with nothing more to offer than marketing slogans worthy of pizza joint flyers, is polling as well as he is.  It says as much (or as little) about the intellect of the Republican base as it does about the reluctance of the party to throw their full support behind Mitt Romney.  There is little doubt that Romney will end up being the Republican nominee but not before the GOP has exhausted every hope of finding a candidate who encompasses the entire package – solid conservative creds along with the intellect and ability to stand toe to toe with President Obama.

Cain has earned his conservative badge but is, as Klein put it, an ignoramus.  Romney, on the other hand, has the desired smarts and experience but is sorely lacking in terms of convincing Republicans that he is a true conservative.  Teabaggers have formed a PAC (The Campaign to Defeat Barack Obama) which is so desperate to find a non-Romney candidate that they’ve put out a Romney attack ad.

Pretty damning stuff. You know Dems are going to be making use of that video next year.

At this point in the Republican primary, the front-runners are 1.) a pseudo-conservative flip-flopper who probably has a decent chance of defeating Barack Obama in 2012 should the economy continue to lag and 2.) a true conservative but moronic, snake oil salesman who has no chance of defeating the current president in a national election under any circumstances.

Meanwhile, the best qualified and most rational conservative among a field of dysfunctional clowns, Jon Huntsman, is polling at a measly 2% among Republicans.  No further proof required to show that the Grand Old Party has become a decrepit joke.

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Why You Should Pray For A Rick Perry Presidency

You can now cast away any lingering doubts you might have had about Rick Perry.

What would America be like under a Rick Perry presidency? Well, if Rick Perry’s Texas is any indication, the country could look forward to 85 mph speed limits, hog hunting from helicopters and a security check “fast-lane” for concealed handgun carriers.

Any minor concerns you might have had about casting a vote for a man who…

  • drastically cut eduction funding as governor
  • is not quite sure about that evolution thing which know-nothing scientists keep talking about
  • believes climate scientists are in it for the money
  • prays for rain
  • thinks Medicare is unconstitutional
  • wants federal income tax scrapped
  • would work to make abortion illegal in all 50 states
  • would gives states the right to opt out of Social Security and Medicaid
  • prays for an end to EPA regulations
  • wants same-sex marriage made unconstitutional by redrafting the Constitution

…well, so what?  The ‘pork chopper’ law comes into effect September 1 in Texas!  That’s right, for $500 Texans can shoot an unlimited number of 400 pound hogs with semi-automatic rifles from low flying helicopters.  Nice.

I think it’s a fair trade-off.  You get a loud mouth, in your face religious, gay-hating, science-bashing, shit-for-brains president in exchange for the right to shoot animals from helicopters in all 50 states.  It doesn’t get much better than that.  And you can consider those security check fast-lanes for concealed handgun carriers as a bonus gift from President Perry.

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The Michele Bachmann Picture Newsweek Should Have Used

Conservative media is not too pleased with the photo that Newsweek chose for their Michele Bachmann cover. Oddly enough, they believe that the pic does not properly convey the true beauty and intellect of Mrs. Bachmann.

“Can anyone really say with a straight face that the Mainstream Media is not totally biased against conservatives?”

I have to disagree. When I’m thinking Bachmann, I’m thinking ‘crazy’ and that picture certainly does beg the question, “Hey Bachmann, anyone home?”  It’s almost perfect.

What the picture is missing is the sense of rage that has become a Bachmann hallmark. Rage over the black Muslim socialist in the White House. Rage over evolution being taught in schools while Intelligent Design (aka Creationism) is left out of the science curriculum. Rage over census forms and the government’s intrusion into the lives of helpless Americans.

And then there is her rage age over scientist’s foolish claim that man is a major player in global warming.

“…there isn’t even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas.”

And of course her total outrage over the abomination called homosexuality…

“Very effective way to do this with a bunch of second graders, is take a picture of ‘The Lion King’ for instance, and a teacher might say, ‘Do you know that the music for this movie was written by a gay man?’ The message is: I’m better at what I do, because I’m gay.”

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“Unfortunately she [Melissa Etheridge] is now suffering from breast cancer, so keep her in your prayers,” she said in November 2004. “This may be an opportunity for her now to be open to some spiritual things, now that she is suffering with that physical disease. She is a lesbian.”

Lesbian?! Oh no! Bachmann is one angry lady which is why I came up with an illustration which I think better depicts her God-fearing, homophobic, hate-spewing, loony tunes approach to life and politics.  What do you think?

 

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When Will Liberal Women Stop Neutering Their Men?

The political party composed for the most part of an endless array of cartoon characters never cease to amuse.  It’s Florida Rep. Allen West’s turn to show us all that you can’t ever be too ignorant to be a Republican of good standing.

We need you to come in and lock shields, and strengthen up the men who are going to the fight for you. To let these other women know on the other side — these planned Parenthood women, the Code Pink women, and all of these women that have been neutering American men and bringing us to the point of this incredible weakness — to let them know that we are not going to have our men become subservient. That’s what we need you to do. Because if you don’t, then the debt will continue to grow…deficits will continue to grow.

Even for loons like West, this one is bit much.  If liberal women don’t stop neutering their men by their irrational insistence on being treated as equals, then the deficit will continue to grow…or so says Mr. West.  What?!!?  And how self-loathing must a woman be to agree with West that submitting to their men is a good thing?

Men like Allen West are a good argument for bringing back castration as a means of taming down the “nuts” in the male species.

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The God-Fearing Donald Trump

Amazingly, Donald Trump has gone from downright silly all the way to full-blown pathetic in a matter of weeks.  Here he is in an interview with the Christian Broadcasting Channel where he desperately tries to gain favor with the religious right.  In the process he once again shows himself to be a man with the self-awareness of a muffin.

Brody: I understand a lot of people send you Bibles. Is that true?

Trump: Well I get sent Bibles by a lot of people.

Brody: Where are all those Bibles?

Trump: Actually, we keep them at a certain place. A very nice place. But people send me Bibles. And you know it’s very interesting. I get so much mail and because I’m in this incredible location in Manhattan you can’t keep most of the mail you get.

There’s no way I would ever throw anything, to do anything negative to a Bible, so what we do is we keep all of the Bibles.

I would have a fear of doing something other than very positive so actually I store them and keep them and sometimes give them away to other people but I do get sent a lot of Bibles and I like that. I think that’s great.

Trump now casts himself as a god-fearing man who stores the gazillion Bibles he’s sent in “a very nice place“. Lovely.

Is it fair to surmise that whatever minuscule respect anyone might have held for this cartoon character, it’s just about all evaporated? Somehow, Trump has gotten hold of the Charlie Sheen self-destruct button.  To use a poker analogy, Trump is a man who tried a bluff, got called and instead of laying down his cards and walking away, decides to keep on betting wildly even though he knows that everyone at the table is aware that he’s holding nothing but rags.

I certainly do hope he makes it to the Republican debates.  It’ll be a better show than anything The Apprentice could ever offer up.

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