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From The Onion:
Saying that she’ll be gone soon anyway so she might as well, Minnesota congresswoman Michele Bachmann introduced H.R. 259: The Homosexual Decapitation Act, which would give the United ...
Surprise, surprise. Stupidity is alive and well in the racist wing of the conservative movement.
Eagle Forum’s Phyllis Schlafly is riled up about comprehensive immigration reform, and she has hardly been ...
The best of late night political humor via Daniel Kurtzman’s Political Humor.
"During a Senate hearing yesterday, Senator John McCain said it was too hard to always have to update ...
John McCain has finally had enough of his Republican teabagging cohorts, Rand Paul and Ted Cruz.
In the latest expression of Republican frustration with conservative GOP colleagues, Sens. John McCain (R-AZ) ...
“When you have a fire in an aircraft, there’s no place to go, exactly, there’s no — and you can’t find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don’t open. I don’t know why they don’t do that. It’s a real problem.“
No,Mitt, airplane windows that don’t open is not a problem…but you are.
The campaign from hell just got a little dumber. I have to admit that I’m a bit shocked by the way Romney has conducted himself during the campaign. When he first announced his candidacy, I took him to be a serious candidate who would be a worthy opponent for President Obama. I could not have been more wrong.
During the Republican primary, the presence of the wingnut gang – Santorum, Bachmann, Perry and Gingrich – forced Romney to adopt hard right positions on most issues. Unfortunate but understandable. Conventional wisdom was that once he became the nominee, he’d steer toward the center. Didn’t happen. The gutless wonder has allowed the Tea Party element to dictate policy and he just followed along.
Even more surprising has been the absolutely stupid things he’s said in the last six months. He’s mocked NASCAR fans for wearing $3 plastic raincoats (“I like those fancy raincoats you bought. Really sprung for the big bucks.”), as well as pissing off an entire nation by insulting the London Olympic Games organizers.
And, of course, there was this instant classic a few months back.
Someone needs to explain to me how this guy ever succeeded in business.