As if you needed another reason to not vote Romney.
Celebrity business magnate Donald Trump endorsed Mitt Romney for president Thursday, telling reporters he will not mount an independent campaign if ...
In a perfect world, the Republican contest to find a nominee to face Barack Obama would go on forever...or at least until August. You cannot attach a number to the ...
I suspect there are a ton of conservatives secretly agreeing with Begala and while it's too early in the game for Dems to get cocky, it's difficult to not smile ...
Quotes don't get much better than this one by Bob Dole.
"Why do people take such an instant dislike to me?" asked a perplexed Gingrich, to whom Dole bluntly ...
After the beating Gingrich took last night, it's hard to imagine under what scenario he can make a comeback. Florida is going to Romney and for Gingrich to regain the ...
There's a lot out there on the President's SOTU, so I'll keep my thoughts short and sweet.
The speech did what it had to do which was target liberals and independents ...
The highlights from last night's debate.
- Newt Gingrich can't wait to become president so he can revisit the early 60s and overthrow Castro in Cuba. War, baby, war.
- Santorum, who ...
It appears that the South Carolina verdict is forcing Romney to start taking Gingrich seriously.
“We’re not choosing a talk show host, we’re choosing a leader,” Romney said, saying that their ...
Mike Huckabee offers advice to Mitt Romney concerning his unreleased tax returns.
Let him [Romney] make this challenge: "I'll release my tax returns when Barack Obama releases his college transcripts and ...
Via Political Humor...
"Mitt Romney is coming under fire because even though he is a multimillionaire, he only paid 15 percent in taxes. That's not a tax, that's barely a tip." ...
Good line.
My guess is that after Romney fails to beat Obama in the general, Huntsman will be back in 2016. The most electable guy in the field and he could ...
I found this pretty funny...and accurate. It comes from a reader over at Balloon Juice.
So, let’s review. The contenders for the GOP nomination are
A vulture capitalist who believes that any ...
Lively little debate going on at one of last week's posts with Libertarianism put under the microscope.
ocLiberal:
I know I am in sketchy territory here, (start the indignant shouting now) but ...
In the contest to determine the winner of the Far-Right Politics gold medal, rack up a few more points for Newt Gingrich.
“I think an intelligent conservative wants the right federal ...
Via Political Humor...
"Congratulations to Mitt Romney. He won the New Hampshire primary last night. See, this is proof that even the multimillionaire son of a multimillionaire can beat the odds ...
Story 1:
North Korea punishing those who 'didn't display enough sadness over Kim Jong Il's death'
North Korean authorities are reportedly punishing citizens who did not display enough sadness over the death ...
In case you missed the story, Pope Benedict made headlines this week by doing what it is popes do best - putting the irrational fear of God into his followers.
The ...
Romney was asked whether questions dealing with distribution of wealth and power were a matter of jealousy or fairness.
You know, I think it’s about envy. I think it’s about class ...
If one could meld the Republican presidential candidates into a single person, what would emerge? I was thinking along the lines of Jekyll and Hyde and the result, as demonstrated ...
Ok, I think I know how to get conservative support for the Dems health care bills. Reps have been in a frenzy over “socialized” medicine…it’s going to bring on the end of civilization as we know it, blah, blah, blah. Whatever. But, I’m thinking, what if we can show them that socialized medicine has a few benefits which can really really help these guys out?
Cuba has announced that it is offering government-funded penile implants free of charge to its citizens across the island. The initiative will be available nation-wide as part of its national healthcare program.
According to urologist Juan Carlos Yip, the procedure “will be carried out in patients whose sexual suffering does not respond positively to traditional treatments.” He added that the universal program is a step forward for Cuba’s medical community, as penile implants are “normally exclusive to first-world countries and at a high cost”.
No one’s going to tell me that John Boehner (pun not intended…alright, somewhat fully intended), Rush Limbaugh and of course, Ann Coulter, would not instantly jump on board the socialized medicine bandwagon if they found out that penile implants could be gotten for free!
I’m lovin’ this idea.
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Bloody Brilliant, Mario. We should all tweet, email, and call the Republican members (pun not intended) of Congress to let them know about this. After all, they already smoke Cuban cigars……
I don’t know Mario. I guess it would all depend on how great a need there might be. (Love the commercial that starts out, “Is vi ag ra and ci al is letting you down??) :-)
And I danged sure ain’t commenting any further on this one. (Although I think Gibbs might be at the front of the line!) ;-)
I have a BIG problem with this post. Especially appalling is the below the belt comment about Ann Coulter. These pointed remarks by no means represent the kind of penetrating analysis you are capable of. I thought, with this site, you were trying to erect something meaningful in our political intercourse. I was wrong!
Bloody Brilliant, Mario. We should all tweet, email, and call the Republican members (pun not intended) of Congress to let them know about this. After all, they already smoke Cuban cigars……
I don’t know Mario. I guess it would all depend on how great a need there might be. (Love the commercial that starts out, “Is vi ag ra and ci al is letting you down??) :-)
And I danged sure ain’t commenting any further on this one. (Although I think Gibbs might be at the front of the line!) ;-)
Mario, you know that people would be lining up for penile implants whether they needed them or not just because they were free.
Possbily Ann Coulter would not be so , sigh , vile if
she was ah.. benefited by one? Just sayin.. :)
@Christine
I agree! Ann’s always wanted a functional zipper, perhaps she can relocate to Cuba and take advantage of their health care system.
I have a BIG problem with this post. Especially appalling is the below the belt comment about Ann Coulter. These pointed remarks by no means represent the kind of penetrating analysis you are capable of. I thought, with this site, you were trying to erect something meaningful in our political intercourse. I was wrong!
Mario, in the final analysis, your blog blows!
LMAO Michael. :cool:
@Michael. You’re right. My deepest apologies. ;)