Fox News and Infected Cysts

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I just read something I have to share. Maybe I’m just tired, not sure, but I found the following bit of dialogue hilarious. It comes from a thread in the comments section of a MediaMatters piece on Fox News. It has Megyn Kelly blaming the media over a recent poll indicating that 36 percent of people idiots believe that President Obama is hiding information about his background. This prompted one reader to write:

Like so many others on FOX NEWS, Megyn Kelly speaks of “the media” as some despicable, disgusting thing and as though what she does is NOT part of it.

Hell, if “the media” were a person, FOX NEWS would be its asshole.

And then came this lovely bit of commentary from the next few readers…

No, it would be the cyst on it’s asshole.

3rd Commenter:

Not even that. It would be the mucus that spews from the cyst on the asshole.

4th Commenter:

It would be the infection contained in the mucus that spews from the cyst on the asshole.

5th Commenter:

No need to go further.

I agree. I believe the point was adequately made.

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Comments

  1. Priceless!

  2. Cheryl says:

    It wasn’t just you, Mario. Hilarious.

  3. alwaysoccupy says:

    Republicans are clinching. They did not have the courage to wear the aftermath of the fiscal cliff and now they are bending on the debt ceiling. They are so disorganized that they can’t even think properly.

    They better start the compromise medicine or else they will have to swallow the penicillin that Obama will inject to fix the.infection contained in the mucus that spews from the cyst on the asshole.

  4. brian says:

    If the media were a person,Faux would be its criminal.

  5. Carol says:

    Very graphically funny, the above…but EEEEUUUUU := I I’m getting a very gross smell!

    About the “cave”…I agree it looks pretty good on its face, but listening to James Clyburn this morning, he believes it is a ruse to bring ALL our fiscal issues to the table at the same time…the CR, the debt ceiling and the fight over the deficit…partly to disguise their vote on the ceiling and partly to have maximum negotiating “power”.

    I hope the President nixes the 3-month part too! Norquist suggested every month…this is their “compromise”, to fight on a quarterly basis…drama times 4.

    Quarterly is no way to run a country either.

  6. Carol says:

    Read Borowitz…”Fox News to shut down Monday at 11:30….”

    Read more at newyorker.com.

    You’re welcome.

  7. alwaysoccupy says:

    Read Borowitz on Faux NEWS shutdown on monday to boycott the illegitimate black president. Imagine the network will broadcast a continuous photomontage of white people.Between Faux, NRA and the tea party.I would swear that they are heading for bankruptcy and obsolescence. I cannot fathom the depth of their hatred for minorities and the breadth of their stupidity to where the electorate is going.

    If there is ever an opportunity for Jon Huntsman Jr to split from the GOP party and start the Progressive Conservative Party,it is now. He needs to bring those moderates with him and let the ugly faction behind to rot in their bigotry and prejudices. He needs to recapture the true party of cooperative conservatism and get this country moving forward.

  8. Carol says:

    occupy…Borowitz is satire…but they might as well!

    You’re very articulate on this!: ” I cannot fathom the depth of their hatred for minorities and the breadth of their stupidity to where the electorate is going.” Thank you!