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Another Dick Cheny ‘STFU’ Moment

Another Dick Cheny 'STFU' Moment

From a political party overflowing with sociopaths and creeps, none other than Dick Cheney encapsulates to a greater degree what it is the Republican party has become. The blood of ...

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Scandals: Real and Imagined

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It can be debated as to whether the filibuster came about as a political accident or was created to give minority parties a stronger say in opposing specific legislation they ...

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The Crazy, The Scum and The Dead

The Crazy, The Scum and The Dead

While gun nuts sink a little deeper into madness with each passing day, Seattle is turning guns into bricks. The Seattle Police Department collected more than 700 guns during a buyback ...

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To Infinity and Beyond!

To Infinity and Beyond!

Had enough of right-wing political crap and find yourself with a deep desire to get as far from the madding crowd as you can? Read on... The opportunity to travel to Mars ...

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In Leviticus v. Deuteronomy, There is No Winner

In Leviticus v. Deuteronomy, There is No Winner

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NRA – The Blood on Their Hands

NRA - The Blood on Their Hands

  LaPierre's speech of lunacy here. ___ Follow MarioPiperniDotCom on Facebook, Twitter and Google+. .

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Guns ‘n Kids and NRA Loons

Guns 'n Kids and NRA Loons

Here's the full quote from Charles P. Pierce. If your "way of life" involves handing deadly weapons to five-year olds, your way of life is completely screwed up and you should ...

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America The Brave…or is it America the Fearful?

America The Brave...or is it America the Fearful?

A guest post from James Fidlerten. ___ After September 11, 2011, America became united, as it grieved the loss of so many lives on American soil. The tragic event also changed so ...

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Gun Crazy Arizona Does it Again

Gun Crazy Arizona Does it Again

I'm not sure that 'crazy' is strong enough an adjective to describe the many (or few) who go to the absurd lengths they do in defending America's out-of-control gun culture. ...

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Popes, Pedophiles and Saints-to-be

Popes, Pedophiles and Saints-to-be

When an enabler of sexual abuse directed at children sits on the threshold of sainthood, you know you're living in a world of screwed-up priorities. The canonisation of Wojtyla is getting ...

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What if Bush v. Gore Never Happened?

What if Bush v. Gore Never Happened?

Retired Justice Sandra Day O'Connor, ponders Bush v. Gore, the Supreme Court case that decided the 2000 presidential election. Looking back, O'Connor said, she isn't sure the high court should have ...

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No More Bushes

No More Bushes

Barbara Bush on a Jeb run in 2016. "We've had enough Bushes." An entire planet concurs. __ Follow MarioPiperniDotCom on Facebook, Twitter and Google+. .

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Boston and Bush

Boston and Bush

Today we learn... The 19-year-old suspect in the Boston Marathon bombings has told interrogators that the American wars in Iraq and Afghanistan motivated him and his brother to carry out the ...

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Maureen Dowd’s Drivel

Maureen Dowd's Drivel

The above is in response to Maureen Dowd's ridiculous assertion that President Obama is incompetent for failing to get the 60 votes the Senate required to move the gun background ...

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Guns, Gays and Immigration

Guns, Gays and Immigration

In desperate need of an excuse for voting against background checks, here's the one an unnamed Democratic senator is using. “Guns, gays and immigration — it’s too much. I can be ...

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Congress and the NRA Makes Sure That America Loses…Again

Congress and the NRA Makes Sure That America Loses...Again

The vote came in at 55 to 45 in favor of expanding background checks for gun sales. In most institutes of democracy, that would have been more than enough to ...

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Louie Gohmert – Idiot in a Box

Louie Gohmert - Idiot in a Box

Even for Louie Gohmert apologists who can't quite grasp the fact that the man is a complete moron whose Idiot Quotient rivals that of Michele Bachmann, it has to be ...

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Boston…and believing

Boston...and believing

Exactly. Boston. Fucking horrible. I remember, when 9/11 went down, my reaction was, "Well, I've had it with humanity." But I was wrong. I don't know what's going to be revealed to be ...

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The Usual Suspects

The Usual Suspects

Less than 24 hours after the tragedy at Boston and without a clue as to whom the perpetrator might be, the bigots have crawled out from under the rocks they ...

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When Did Ignorance Become a Point of View?

When Did Ignorance Become a Point of View?

When did ignorance become a point of view? ~Dilbert Is it time yet to make a double-digit IQ a prerequisite to running for public office? Via Foolocracy: Texas Rep. Joe Barton doesn’t believe ...

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Face of the Day

Hey, Leena has pigtails at 12 weeks. Quite an achievement.

What is with moms and their children’s hair? My daughter, Cristina, has been fussing with Leena’s hair for weeks now. I have pictures of her with pigtails and ponytails and adorned with bows of various sizes and colors. Admittedly, she does look gorgeous in each and every picture regardless of the state of her hair.

Here’s what I looked like at around 20 months of age. Feel free to snicker but my mom would not be happy with you. She was in love with my curls and, much to my dad’s dismay, refused to have my hair cut. After my two lovely sisters were born, my dad was anxious to have a son. So I came along and because of my hair length, he felt like he had a third daughter. I’m told there were a number of heated arguments over the issue but my mom was adamant. The flowing locks were not to be touched…and so it was until one dark and gloomy Saturday when mom went shopping with the girls and made the fateful mistake of leaving me alone with dad.

In no time, my mom’s beloved curls were lying on a cold and dirty barbershop floor.

I sometimes imagine that mom, spiritual as she was, had a revelation soon after my birth similar to Samson’s mother who was visited by an angel and told:

You will have a special son.  He should never cut his hair, eat grapes or raisins, drink wine or touch a dead body,  and most importantly his purpose will be to save the Israelites from the Philistines.

Well, I’m not sure how special I am, and yes,  I have eaten grapes and raisins. I’ve even been known to drink a glass of wine or two. Nope, never saved any Israelites but I did once rescue a dog who had his paw caught in a metal fence, if that counts for anything.

What I do know, though, is that Delilah dad spent the next few evenings sleeping on the living room sofa. Messing around with mothers and the things they hold dear is never a good idea.

Hope you all have a wonderful Labor Day weekend.

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Comments

  1. Sydney says:

    I was looking foward to today’s picture. I raised 3 daughters and not only was I obsessed with bows and pigtails, I was really really into hats. My girls wore alot of hats.
    I see a resemblance to you in this picture of Leena.

  2. Carol says:

    STRONG family resemblance, even without the curls!
    I love that innocent and trusting look this week…her whole world is in your hands, at least for awhile.

    Thanks for “saving” the dog from that nasty fence (a neighbor’s dog jumped and caught his collar on the top of their chain-link…)
    and you’re SO RIGHT about we MOMS…now make us an illustration please.

  3. Gary D. says:

    Gee, Mario, sorry about those beautiful curls. And you look so happy with them.

  4. Gary, I’m told that I cried during that entire photo session. The photographer was about to give up before he snapped that picture in between sobs…his and mine.

  5. Eyesbright says:

    My youngest brother could relate!
    He had beautiful curls and was, of course, teased about them by neighborhood kids mercilessly. We all remember the day that he pulled down his pants to prove that he was a boy. I think Mom finally relented and had his hair cut when he was about 4 years old.

  6. Karen Weston says:

    Its a dreary Labor Day here in Indiana, but, as always, Face of the Day has brought a bright smile to my face. Funny narrative, Mario. I can just imagine your mother’s wrath when she returned home from that shopping trip — your dad was lucky that your mom wasn’t prone to violence and he got through it with a just few nights on the couch!

    Leena looks adorable in her pigtails, and there certainly is a family resemblance. The eyebrows, face shape, and coloring are the same. I hope you are going to be able to turn all of these Face of the Day pics of Leena into a time lapse display of her someday!

  7. Dee Loralei says:

    gorgeous baby Leena. This always makes my Mondays. And you were pretty adorable too!