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  • Late Night Political Humor

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  • Late Night Political Humor

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  • Quote of the Day: The Gay Republican

    Quote of the Day: The Gay Republican

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  • Christian Pastor: Fixing Gay Is Like Squashing a Cockroach

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  • GM Alive, bin Laden Dead

    GM Alive, bin Laden Dead

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  • Republicans Are The Problem

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  • Marco Rubio – Just Another Weasel

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    Romney's Etch A Sketch Fun Time Has Arrived

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  • Romney’s Weirdness

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  • Newsmax and Me

    Newsmax and Me

    Guess whose illustration made the May cover of a national magazine? Mine!   I'm quite sure there isn't much Stephen Moore/Newsmax and I share in common as far as politics goes but ...

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  • Catholic Bishop Spews Right-Wing Garbage

    Catholic Bishop Spews Right-Wing Garbage

    Jesus (c. 30 CE): Render unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's, and unto God the things that are God's. Bishop Daniel R. Jenky of the Catholic diocese of Peoria, Illinois (2012 ...

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Rush Limbaugh Makes Cover Of Dicks Illustrated

After PigBoy’s latest remark, how could I resist?

“The problem is, and dare I say this, it doesn’t look like Michelle Obama follows her own nutritionary, dietary advice…I’m trying to say that our First Lady does not project the image of women that you might see on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue or of a woman Alex Rodriguez might date every six months or what have you.”

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Comments

  1. Charlie Sommers says:

    If Rush didn’t have millions in the bank with which to lure gold-diggers into his lair he probably couldn’t get a date with Petunia Pig. If he did Porky would probably beat the crap out of him.

    Thanks for the great laugh Mario!

  2. Anonymous says:

    As gross and humorous as this graphic is it still can’t hold a candle to the really disturbing one of John McCain in his hooker outfit. I have tried every trick I know to erase that image from my brain and it won’t budge. Another good one Mario.

  3. T'omm J'Onzz says:

    thanks a lot, Mario; you just turned me straight. :(

    typically Repuglican view, that women’s sole purpose is to look like Barbie dolls/swimsuit models, for men. all the healthy diet in the world won’t give you a body you weren’t designed for. it doesn’t affect their breasts or the underlying skeletal structure. then of course there’s the fact that she’s had two kids.

    but then what would a misogynistic pimpledick know about such things? what marriage are you on now, Rush? Fourth? Fifth?

  4. Charlie Sommers says:

    I should have added to my comment above that I think Michelle Obama is a gorgeous woman and has the correct amount of flesh in all the appropriate places. I don’t care for the anorexic look.

    Come on down to Tennessee Michelle and I’ll treat you to the world’s best barbecued ribs in Memphis!

  5. Walt Sims Jr says:

    Surely they have some females that deserve to grace the cover…The “Man UP” ones in particular: ie Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachmann, Christine O’Donnell and Sharron Angle. Ann Coulters’ gender is questionable.

  6. janine says:

    One of your more inspired pieces of art Mario. I will have to learn not to drink tea whilst reading some of your posts because there are clean up consequences to the take a drink of tea/laugh combo…

    @Charlie Sommers, now aren’t ya gonna invite the rest of us to your shindig?

    @Walt Sims Jr., A whole new magazine cover will have to be created for those gals; suggestions anyone?

  7. Charlie Sommers says:

    @Janine, When we celebrate Obama’s reelection I may just have to dip into my meager resources and furnish Tennessee barbecue for all you guys. Your name will head the guest list.

  8. BoJoFlo says:

    Mario — This is the greatest image of (as so greatly described by:T’omm J’onzz) that …

    “misogynistic pimpledick”

    !!!

    When I first read those remarks from (R.L., the M.P.), I thought the very same thing — just what right does he have even discussing anyone else’s physical fitness, considering his own shape(?) Seems, a couple of years ago he did lose quite a lot of weight, but has since gained it all back — and then some!!

    IMO — the FLOTUS is beautiful, and very physically fit — in great shape!!! And, also, probably has much ‘tighter abs’ than OLD what-ser-name, ya think? LOL

  9. Terry C - NJ says:

    “our First Lady does not project the image of women that you might see on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue or of a woman Alex Rodriguez might date”

    She has a brain, Rush.

    I know YOU think all women should be bimbos but that’s your problem, isn’t it?

  10. Terry C - NJ says:

    And the last time I checked, A-Rod was dating the VERY LIBERAL Cameron Diaz, who has nothing nice to say about Rushbo.

  11. Walt Sims Jr says:

    Try Googling Jeff Christy, a pseudonym Rush Limbaugh used here in Pittsburgh in the early seventies. He was Jeff Christy WIXY1360 and KQV. Fired from KQV after being arrested for the solicitation of a male prostitute in a public restroom. Pittsburgh Police still have records on file.

  12. Terry C - NJ says:

    Oh. I’ve seen the photos. He looks like a child molester in the photos.

    And I’m willing to bet that NONE of his four “marriages” were consummated.