Rand Paul:
Call me cynical, but I didn’t think his [Obama's] views on marriage could get any gayer.
We won't call Rand cynical. Ignorant, bigoted asshole is more fitting. An adult using ...
Happy Friday.
The best from Political Humor‘s collection of the week’s late night political humor.
"President Obama came out with approval of same-sex marriage. He said that over the years, he has ...
I've never understood Log Cabin Republicans - gay conservatives who give their support to a homophobic political party that derides their sexuality and refuses to grant them equal rights under ...
Finally.
“I have to tell you that over the course of several years as I have talked to friends and family and neighbors when I think about members of my own ...
Election roundup:
Indiana.
As polls forecast, the Tea Party's efforts to cleanse the GOP of any impure conservatives has Dick Lugar out and teabagger Richard Mourdock in. Mourdock is the new Republican ...
There are lies...and then there are lies.
My own view, by the way, was that the auto companies needed to go through bankruptcy before government help. And frankly, that’s finally what ...
From the papers captured last year at Osama bin Laden's Pakistani hideout comes this.
Like any public figures, bin Laden and his advisers were mindful of the media. Adam Gadahn, one ...
The best from Political Humor‘s collection of the week’s late night political humor. Happy Friday.
"Today Mitt Romney visited a firehouse here in New York City. Of course, he was disappointed ...
It happened to Kerry. Can it happen to Obama? Nope says Margaret Carlson.
Obama’s belief system -- in that hopey-changey business and the post-partisanship thing -- has been altered by reality. ...
Sullivan:
What do Republicans call a gay man with neoconservative passion, a committed relationship and personal courage?
A faggot.
Exactly right, but then could one expect anything different from a political party that ...
And they claim that atheists are immoral?
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It's been fun watching conservatives and Romney twist themselves into pretzels trying to undo Mitt's past words on GM and bin Laden.
Romney, April 2007:
It’s not worth moving heaven and earth ...
In an op-ed piece in the Washington Post, a couple of scholars from liberal and conservative think tanks, discuss the state of American politics.
We have been studying Washington politics and ...
Romney's VP-in-waiting, Marco Rubio, is perfecting the conservative sleaze play.
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Beyond the rhetoric, the political BS, the lies - that is, the concerted effort by the right-wing noise machine to distort and misinform at every opportunity - is the very ...
It was never a matter of 'if'...only of 'when'.
Two constituencies that President Obama is holding onto about as strongly now as he did four years ago are voters under 30 ...
I'm not sure what one does with information of this sort but I thought it important you know. From Alex Pareene's new ebook, The Rude Guide To Mitt.
Every good Romney ...
Guess whose illustration made the May cover of a national magazine? Mine!
I'm quite sure there isn't much Stephen Moore/Newsmax and I share in common as far as politics goes but ...
Jesus (c. 30 CE):
Render unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's, and unto God the things that are God's.
Bishop Daniel R. Jenky of the Catholic diocese of Peoria, Illinois (2012 ...
“The problem is, and dare I say this, it doesn’t look like Michelle Obama follows her own nutritionary, dietary advice…I’m trying to say that our First Lady does not project the image of women that you might see on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue or of a woman Alex Rodriguez might date every six months or what have you.”
If Rush didn’t have millions in the bank with which to lure gold-diggers into his lair he probably couldn’t get a date with Petunia Pig. If he did Porky would probably beat the crap out of him.
As gross and humorous as this graphic is it still can’t hold a candle to the really disturbing one of John McCain in his hooker outfit. I have tried every trick I know to erase that image from my brain and it won’t budge. Another good one Mario.
thanks a lot, Mario; you just turned me straight. :(
typically Repuglican view, that women’s sole purpose is to look like Barbie dolls/swimsuit models, for men. all the healthy diet in the world won’t give you a body you weren’t designed for. it doesn’t affect their breasts or the underlying skeletal structure. then of course there’s the fact that she’s had two kids.
but then what would a misogynistic pimpledick know about such things? what marriage are you on now, Rush? Fourth? Fifth?
I should have added to my comment above that I think Michelle Obama is a gorgeous woman and has the correct amount of flesh in all the appropriate places. I don’t care for the anorexic look.
Come on down to Tennessee Michelle and I’ll treat you to the world’s best barbecued ribs in Memphis!
Surely they have some females that deserve to grace the cover…The “Man UP” ones in particular: ie Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachmann, Christine O’Donnell and Sharron Angle. Ann Coulters’ gender is questionable.
One of your more inspired pieces of art Mario. I will have to learn not to drink tea whilst reading some of your posts because there are clean up consequences to the take a drink of tea/laugh combo…
@Charlie Sommers, now aren’t ya gonna invite the rest of us to your shindig?
@Walt Sims Jr., A whole new magazine cover will have to be created for those gals; suggestions anyone?
@Janine, When we celebrate Obama’s reelection I may just have to dip into my meager resources and furnish Tennessee barbecue for all you guys. Your name will head the guest list.
Mario — This is the greatest image of (as so greatly described by:T’omm J’onzz) that …
“misogynistic pimpledick”
!!!
When I first read those remarks from (R.L., the M.P.), I thought the very same thing — just what right does he have even discussing anyone else’s physical fitness, considering his own shape(?) Seems, a couple of years ago he did lose quite a lot of weight, but has since gained it all back — and then some!!
IMO — the FLOTUS is beautiful, and very physically fit — in great shape!!! And, also, probably has much ‘tighter abs’ than OLD what-ser-name, ya think? LOL
“our First Lady does not project the image of women that you might see on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue or of a woman Alex Rodriguez might date”
She has a brain, Rush.
I know YOU think all women should be bimbos but that’s your problem, isn’t it?
Try Googling Jeff Christy, a pseudonym Rush Limbaugh used here in Pittsburgh in the early seventies. He was Jeff Christy WIXY1360 and KQV. Fired from KQV after being arrested for the solicitation of a male prostitute in a public restroom. Pittsburgh Police still have records on file.
If Rush didn’t have millions in the bank with which to lure gold-diggers into his lair he probably couldn’t get a date with Petunia Pig. If he did Porky would probably beat the crap out of him.
Thanks for the great laugh Mario!
As gross and humorous as this graphic is it still can’t hold a candle to the really disturbing one of John McCain in his hooker outfit. I have tried every trick I know to erase that image from my brain and it won’t budge. Another good one Mario.
thanks a lot, Mario; you just turned me straight. :(
typically Repuglican view, that women’s sole purpose is to look like Barbie dolls/swimsuit models, for men. all the healthy diet in the world won’t give you a body you weren’t designed for. it doesn’t affect their breasts or the underlying skeletal structure. then of course there’s the fact that she’s had two kids.
but then what would a misogynistic pimpledick know about such things? what marriage are you on now, Rush? Fourth? Fifth?
I should have added to my comment above that I think Michelle Obama is a gorgeous woman and has the correct amount of flesh in all the appropriate places. I don’t care for the anorexic look.
Come on down to Tennessee Michelle and I’ll treat you to the world’s best barbecued ribs in Memphis!
Surely they have some females that deserve to grace the cover…The “Man UP” ones in particular: ie Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachmann, Christine O’Donnell and Sharron Angle. Ann Coulters’ gender is questionable.
One of your more inspired pieces of art Mario. I will have to learn not to drink tea whilst reading some of your posts because there are clean up consequences to the take a drink of tea/laugh combo…
@Charlie Sommers, now aren’t ya gonna invite the rest of us to your shindig?
@Walt Sims Jr., A whole new magazine cover will have to be created for those gals; suggestions anyone?
@Janine, When we celebrate Obama’s reelection I may just have to dip into my meager resources and furnish Tennessee barbecue for all you guys. Your name will head the guest list.
Mario — This is the greatest image of (as so greatly described by:T’omm J’onzz) that …
!!!
When I first read those remarks from (R.L., the M.P.), I thought the very same thing — just what right does he have even discussing anyone else’s physical fitness, considering his own shape(?) Seems, a couple of years ago he did lose quite a lot of weight, but has since gained it all back — and then some!!
IMO — the FLOTUS is beautiful, and very physically fit — in great shape!!! And, also, probably has much ‘tighter abs’ than OLD what-ser-name, ya think? LOL
“our First Lady does not project the image of women that you might see on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue or of a woman Alex Rodriguez might date”
She has a brain, Rush.
I know YOU think all women should be bimbos but that’s your problem, isn’t it?
And the last time I checked, A-Rod was dating the VERY LIBERAL Cameron Diaz, who has nothing nice to say about Rushbo.
Try Googling Jeff Christy, a pseudonym Rush Limbaugh used here in Pittsburgh in the early seventies. He was Jeff Christy WIXY1360 and KQV. Fired from KQV after being arrested for the solicitation of a male prostitute in a public restroom. Pittsburgh Police still have records on file.
Oh. I’ve seen the photos. He looks like a child molester in the photos.
And I’m willing to bet that NONE of his four “marriages” were consummated.