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NRA - The Blood on Their Hands

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Donald Trump’s Orangutan Lineage

Donald Trump - Orangutan   :    http://mariopiperni.com/

Is lunacy of this type common in other countries or is it exclusively an American phenomena?

Donald Trump, the real estate mogul who is worth $3.1 billion according to Forbes, is suing Bill Maher for $5 million for likening him to a monkey.

Trump called into “Fox & Friends” Monday to say that he’s suing the HBO host for going on Jay Leno’s “Tonight Show” last month and joking that Trump must be “the spawn of his mother having sex with an orangutan.”

Maher was mocking Trump’s offer to give $5 million to the charity of Barack Obama’s choice if the president released his college paperwork. Maher said he would do the same if Trump proved he didn’t descend from an ape.

Trump filed suit in LA on Monday which guarantees that his name remains in the news for another week or so. Mission accomplished. We’ve become accustomed to Trump the publicity hound doing whatever it takes to keep the spotlight on himself. His months-long charade last year where he “contemplated” running in the Republican primary and his birther nonsense were all engineered to keep the Trump name in the news.

And now the clown is suing Maher for a joke the comedian made comparing Trump to an orangutan. Dumb…but that’s how it is with sociopaths like Trump. People like him (Palin, Beck and Limbaugh, to name a few, fit into the same category) are capable of saying or doing just about anything because they are incapable of feeling shame or being embarrassed. They are driven by one or more of the following – money, power, fame and vengeance.

This is what allows a Donald Trump to keep a straight face when he makes comments like this:

“He [Maher] said it with venom. I don’t think it was a joke.”

He doesn’t think it was a joke?

Yeah, that’s right, you ignorant buffoon. Maher was serious. He really believes your mother screwed an orangutan in a fit of drunken passion.

Tell you what…I’m starting to believe it too.

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Comments

  1. Arthur L. says:

    Did you refer to Trump as a buffoon or a baboon?

  2. Deborah Swift says:

    I’ve thought about this, and I truly believe the Donald is merely a mostly impotent fame whore.

  3. Cheryl says:

    When are Donald’s “feuds” going to be considered too stale for news? He fights and feuds with everyone in order to stay in the news – but they don’t have to cooperate! I guess it’s easier than really being a reporter.

  4. E.A. Blair says:

    The orangutans in the Milwaukee County Zoo have circulated a petition to demand that Trump prove Maher’s allegation not true on pain of being disowned by every ape, monkey and any other primates in the entire world and being required to come up with his own subspecies designation.

    Any suggestions? Homo ridiculous? Homo idioticus?

  5. Sydney says:

    Misusing and abusing our legal system for his own PR? Is there anything this arsewipe won’t do?

  6. Karen Weston says:

    If there was a “like” button here, you’d get my vote, E.A.! Funny stuff!! :)

  7. Karen Weston says:

    Love your illustration by the way, Mario. Papa Trump looks a lot more competent here than the Donald! :)

  8. alwaysoccupy says:

    From everything I have read about the stupidity out of Trump’s mouth, I am amazed that he has achieved such success in personal life. I guess his pea brain will be the distinctive feature of this ignoramus.

  9. RobGinChicago says:

    T-Rump is apparently unable to recognize a joke; he should look in a mirror more often.

  10. speedbump says:

    Go to Mario’s illustration and take a good look into the eyes of Papa Trump. Now look into the eyes of Donald. Tell me if you get the same impression that I get. The ape looks infinitely more intelligent than Donald!