Cry For Me, Wyoming

Cheney Dicks Unlimited-2

This was predictable.

Liz Cheney said in a statement early Monday morning that her decision to abruptly end her Senate campaign was prompted by health concerns in her family.

“Serious health issues have recently arisen in our family, and under the circumstances, I have decided to discontinue my campaign. My children and their futures were the motivation for our campaign and their health and well-being will always be my overriding priority,” she said in the statement.

Once back-stabbing, bigoted, sister-hating, power-hungry Liz gets past the BS excuse of health issues for her failed campaign, she’ll turn to the old conservative standby, aka Plan B – blame the biased liberal media for her miserable performance in Wisconsin Wyoming.

The only unfortunate outcome of this vile little person’s decision to quit is that we won’t get to watch Cheney getting trounced in the Republican primary.


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  1. MomCat of 6 says:

    Yeah, and we won’t get to see her get trounced in Montana, either! Of course, she will eventually wear out her welcome on Faux Noise, thus depriving the faithful numb-nuts of her dubious wisdom. Whatta shame!

  2. GoldenSun says:

    Nice Graphic ! Funny !
    Never cared for Mrs. Dick jr., good riddance,

  3. E.A. Blair says:

    Like father, like daughter. Witness Dick Vader’s own brand of reverse carpetbagging via Wikipedia:

    “A few months before the election Cheney put his home in Dallas up for sale and changed his drivers’ license and voter registration back to Wyoming. This change was necessary to allow Texas’ presidential electors to vote for both Bush and Cheney without contravening the Twelfth Amendment to the United States Constitution, which forbids electors from voting for someone from their own state for both President and Vice President.”

    Of course instead of referring to the elder Cheney daughter as Elizabeth or Liz, it’s more accurate to call her “Daddy’s little draft exemption”:

    “He applied for his fifth exemption on January 19, 1966, when his wife was about 10 weeks pregnant. He was granted 3-A status, the ‘hardship’ exemption, which excluded men with children or dependent parents.”

    A family of liars and cheats (Mary excepted).

  4. occupyalways says:

    We see the Cheney brand stinks. Just confirms what we thought about this heartless warmonger

  5. MomCat of 6 says:

    Was Cheney born with that sneer, or did he cultivate it as part of his Machiavellian personality?

  6. fidlerten says:

    I think Liz knew she wasn’t going to win and instead of face the humility of defeat, she decided to find an excuse.

    I cannot think of two people who disgust me more than Dick Cheney and his daughter Liz. Dick Should be in prison in the Hague and his daughter should be plowing a field somewhere.