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The Right’s Losing It

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I’ve got a good one for you tonight…and it comes from the ridiculous right-wing and cartoonish RedState.

There’s been a lot of crap coming from the right on how poor Rush Limbaugh was denied the opportunity to become an NFL owner because of horrible liberal lies. Liberals are treacherous and mean and…blah, blah, blah. Nowhere in there about Limbaugh’s racist comments possibly contributing to his failed attempt at becoming a modern cotton plantation overseer. Oh well.

RedState chimes in on Rush’s behalf with this laughable hunk of stupidity.

Earlier this evening, as most of you now know, one of our own, Rush Hudson Limbaugh, while taking withering fire, crashed and burned.

Tonight, Rush is no longer ‘just’ a radio personality.

Tonight, Rush is no longer ‘just’ a NFL owner denied

Tonight, Rush is us. And we are him.

Tonight Rush became the metaphor for all of us… every man woman and child in this great nation of ours.

The enemy of this great nation, the enemy of you and me, Rush’s enemy… those on the left, inside and outside of this nation abhor success… and when faced with it will destroy it… by any and all means possible.

We all have our dreams in life… such as they might be. Rush dreamed of being an owner in the NFL.

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Tonight… We Are All Rush Limbaugh

Sheesh. A better ending to this ridiculous soliloquy would of been: Tonight…We on the right are all certifiably batshit insane.

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Comments

  1. iilana says:

    Thank you for this blog. It restores my faith in sanity.

  2. Boombah says:

    RedState…say wha-a-at?

  3. Jovial says:

    Nothing worth commenting here. Limbaugh a metaphor ? No man with that kind of mouth deserves adulation as spitted out above.

  4. Dahl says:

    OK, lemme get this straight. Some millionaire guy is told by a group of millionaire guys that he doesn’t get to bid on a football team because he maligned the people on those teams and he becomes a symbol of left wing victimlogy? Hey if you guys on the left did that – damn fast and good cohesion – awards all around.

    Comparing the Left with terrorist (they hate us for our success and money, sob) is rather elitist and not very Christian way to treat your fellow countrymen is it? Think there is any part of this Karma feast Rushie will take responsibility for? Naaaay

    And just one more thing: HUDSON?? His middle name is Hudson?? It ain’t Fat – Its water retention?

  5. You reap what you sow. Rush Limbaugh hasn’t got that one figured out yet.

  6. - says:

    RedState…say wha-a-at?”
    RedState is one of those self-harming blogsites. kind of like moonbattery, but a bit less viciously self-slashing. I haven’t visited either much, but my impression is that there are more “commentors” on moonbattery, possibly because it’s older than redstate.