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  • The Church, Birth Control and Santorumatozoa

    The Church, Birth Control and Santorumatozoa

    The Republican presidential race appears to have shifted from debating the economy to discussing social issues - same-sex marriage, abortion and, amazingly enough, birth control. The year is 2012 and ...

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  • Romney Calls Santorum the ‘D’ Word

    Romney Calls Santorum the 'D' Word

    Mitt Romney believes that his best line of attack is making the claim that he has not spent a moment as a D.C. politician while his two main opponents, Newt ...

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  • Holy Rick Santorum, Batman!

    Holy Rick Santorum, Batman!

    No two ways about it, Rick Santorum had a good night. Not only did he sweep Colorado, Minnesota and Missouri but he also got off the best line of the ...

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  • “We the Rich…”

    We the Rich...

    Few would argue the fact that Citizens United has been a major player in the Republican primary...and many if not most would concede that none of it has been healthy ...

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  • A Romney Victory Is Ensured With Trump’s Endorsement ()

    A Romney Victory Is Ensured With Trump's Endorsement ()

    As if you needed another reason to not vote Romney. Celebrity business magnate Donald Trump endorsed Mitt Romney for president Thursday, telling reporters he will not mount an independent campaign if ...

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  • Why I Love Newt Gingrich

    Why I Love Newt Gingrich

    In a perfect world, the Republican contest to find a nominee to face Barack Obama would go on forever...or at least until August. You cannot attach a number to the ...

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  • Republican Cannibalism

    Republican Cannibalism

    I suspect there are a ton of conservatives secretly agreeing with Begala and while it's too early in the game for Dems to get cocky, it's difficult to not smile ...

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  • Romney Hood

    Romney Hood

    One of our readers sent me an email with an idea for an illustration - Mitt Romney as Romney Hood. I thought it was brilliant and came up with the ...

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  • Why Do People Take an Instant Dislike To Newt Gingrich?

    Why Do People Take an Instant Dislike To Newt Gingrich?

    Quotes don't get much better than this one by Bob Dole. "Why do people take such an instant dislike to me?" asked a perplexed Gingrich, to whom Dole bluntly ...

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  • Gingrich Takes A Thrashing

    Gingrich Takes A Thrashing

    After the beating Gingrich took last night, it's hard to imagine under what scenario he can make a comeback.  Florida is going to Romney and for Gingrich to regain the ...

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  • SOTU

    SOTU

    There's a lot out there on the President's SOTU, so I'll keep my thoughts short and sweet. The speech did what it had to do which was target liberals and independents ...

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  • Just Another GOP Debate

    Just Another GOP Debate

    The highlights from last night's debate. - Newt Gingrich can't wait to become president so he can revisit the early 60s and overthrow Castro in Cuba. War, baby, war. - Santorum, who ...

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  • No More Mister Nice Guy for Mitt Romney

    No More Mister Nice Guy for Mitt Romney

    It appears that the South Carolina verdict is forcing Romney to start taking Gingrich seriously. “We’re not choosing a talk show host, we’re choosing a leader,” Romney said, saying that their ...

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  • Mike Huckabee Solidifies His Birther Creds

    Mike Huckabee Solidifies His Birther Creds

    Mike Huckabee offers advice to Mitt Romney concerning his unreleased tax returns. Let him [Romney] make this challenge: "I'll release my tax returns when Barack Obama releases his college transcripts and ...

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  • Late Night Political Humor

    Late Night Political Humor

    Via Political Humor... "Mitt Romney is coming under fire because even though he is a multimillionaire, he only paid 15 percent in taxes. That's not a tax, that's barely a tip." ...

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  • The Last Word On Jon Huntsman

    The Last Word On Jon Huntsman

    Good line. My guess is that after Romney fails to beat Obama in the general, Huntsman will be back in 2016.  The most electable guy in the field and he could ...

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  • Does Romney Urinate Straight Down His Leg?

    Does Romney Urinate Straight Down His Leg?

    I found this pretty funny...and accurate. It comes from a reader over at Balloon Juice. So, let’s review. The contenders for the GOP nomination are A vulture capitalist who believes that any ...

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  • The Constitution – Libertarian’s False Idol

    The Constitution - Libertarian's False Idol

    Lively little debate going on at one of last week's posts with Libertarianism put under the microscope. ocLiberal: I know I am in sketchy territory here, (start the indignant shouting now) but ...

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  • Gingrich’s Delusional Politics

    Gingrich's Delusional Politics

    In the contest to determine the winner of the Far-Right Politics gold medal, rack up a few more points for Newt Gingrich. “I think an intelligent conservative wants the right federal ...

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  • Late Night Political Humor

    Late Night Political Humor

    Via Political Humor... "Congratulations to Mitt Romney. He won the New Hampshire primary last night. See, this is proof that even the multimillionaire son of a multimillionaire can beat the odds ...

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President Dick Cheney and Other Fairy Tales

Here’s what a bunch of delusional clowns sitting around a desk sounds like.
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Cheney/Palin in 2012?  Or as Kristol points out (this guy definitely has the hots for Palin), Palin/Cheney in 2012. Seriously, what planet to these fools come from? Cheney left office with an approval rating under 20% and likely did more harm to this country than any other VP in history.  Iraq and torture were his babies.

Democrats would love nothing more than to have a Republican ticket with either Cheney or Palin on it. A ticket with both would be a godsend and dems would probably lock in 45 states easily.

As for the Obama bow, if cultural respect is a sign of weakness, then conservatives are the most powerful beings to ever walk the face of the planet.

Sheesh. These people live in a bubble.

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Dick Cheney's many faces

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Comments

  1. Julia Adair says:

    the very thought of Darth Vader back calling the shots in the WH is enough to make my blood run cold. apparently lots of people think this could be a very good thing for our country, that jag off as president.

  2. Dan Speers says:

    It was just an epigram that I twit
    Needling Liz’s unsharp wit:

    Loopy Liz and old Dithering Dick.
    One a pinhead, the other a prick.

    http://www.CitizenPoet.com

  3. UNDERSTANDING says:

    Cheney. Well he looks kind of sexy on the 3rd picture and I am sure he could go on the helicopter with Palin and shoot down some animals and come back home to the White House and have the White House cook skin them! Or would he choose to do it with his own sharp teeth! What a discusting thought! But not one that I would think it to be foreign to such a man. He does hurt with his rifle and so can Palin. They are made for each other.

    They are on the same category and they both would sink this country in less than a month.

  4. Josephine says:

    Palin is a female Cheney! Oh my god, cold, calculating, and focused on her prey…

  5. Jovial says:

    Out of the mouth of babes….Liz Cheney loves her dad but not her country. To even suggest such an ugly recommendation brings chills to my sinews.

    Palin/Cheney ticket ! Palin would go Vogue after the loss