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Can it get more disgusting than this?

At the health care summit, Democrat Louise Slaughter was making a case for the plight of the uninsured and brought up a story about a woman who was forced to wear her dead sister’s dentures because she lacked the means to purchase her own.  Here’s how the scum in wingnuttia responded.

Pigboy Limbaugh

“You know I’m getting so many people — this Louise Slaughter comment on the dentures? I’m getting so many people — this is big. I mean, that gets a one-time mention for a laugh, but there are people out there that think this is huge because it’s so stupid. I mean, for example, well, what’s wrong with using a dead person’s teeth? Aren’t the Democrats big into recycling? Save the planet? And so what? So if you don’t have any teeth, so what? What’s applesauce for? Isn’t that why they make applesauce?”

Glenn Beck

“I am wearing George Washington’s dentures right now. I’m wearing his teeth right now. I just like wearing dead people’s teeth. But in America — I’m sorry, I didn’t know that that was — I’ve read the Constitution before. I didn’t see that you had a right to teeth.”

“The environmentalists should be all over Slaughter. ‘How dare you say that?’ My gosh, they’re just recycling. They’re just reusing.”

When it comes to the point where mocking the uninsured is acceptable fodder for conservatives, you know you’ve reached dirt bottom in this debate.

As for Pigboy and Beck, they make it so easy to despise them.  And what does it say for Republicans and teabaggers when Limbaugh and Beck are their main respective spokesmen?

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It’s clear enough that no matter what the President does or does not do, the right will never be satisfied. Here’s a snippet of Erick Erickson’s post speech analysis.  He first quotes Obama.

“Because of the steps we took, there are about two million Americans working right now who would otherwise be unemployed. 200,000 work in construction and clean energy. 300,000 are teachers and other education workers. Tens of thousands are cops, firefighters, correctional officers, and first responders. And we are on track to add another one and a half million jobs to this total by the end of the year.”

And what is wrong with any of that?  It’s good news, right?  Apparently not. Erickson explains.

Review the list. Every job listed is either a government job or a job so connected to government that it would not exist but for government. The clean energy industry? It would not exist, but for government subsidy. Construction? He is talking about roads and other infrastructure — jobs that will go away once the project is done and the whole way through is dependent on the government.

All of these are government jobs.

What? Two million jobs would not have been there if not for the stimulus package and this hack thinks it’s inadequate because, in part, construction jobs “will go away once the project is done.”

Sheesh. I imagine that it is irrelevant to this wingnut that the construction worker is now able to pay off his mortgage and credit cards, buy food and goods and generally provide for his or her family. All this while helping to rebuild a crumbling infrastructure.

Seriously, what is the point of trying to discuss anything with these dickheads? It’s all so futile. This brand of conservatism is a mental disorder. I’m convinced.

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What is it about today that every conservative jerk imaginable is creeping out from under their rock to proclaim their idiocy to the world?  Here is Republican Senator James Inhofe taking his turn at being Dick of the Day. When you distill all the bullshit and doublespeak from this statement, you are left with a single conclusion: Inhofe is a racist bucket of slime.

I’m, for one — I know it’s not politically correct to say it — I believe in racial and ethnic profiling. I think if you’re looking at people getting on an airplane and you have X amount of resources to get into it, you get at the targets, and not my wife. And I just think it’s something that should be looked into. The statement that’s made, it’s probably 90 percent true with some exceptions like the Murrah federal office building in my state, Oklahoma. Those people, they were not Muslims, they were not Middle Easterners. But when you hear that not all Middle Easterners or Muslims between the age of 20 and 35 are terrorists, but all terrorists are Muslims or Middle Easterners between the age of 20 and 35, that’s by and large true. And I think that sometime we’re going to have to — at least, I’m going to have to have a better answer than I give the people back home, when people board planes or get into environments such as the environment we’re dealing with with this report.

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The ‘Obama as terrorist sympathizer’ drama gets dumber by the moment.

Michele Bachmann on the floor of the House…

Why would we give him [Khalid Sheikh Mohammed] his way by bringing him to New York City, at over $200 million a year taxpayer expense, to give him a show trial when he has already plead guilty and already asked to be executed? What happened? Did the president, did the attorney general say to Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, “Now wait a minute, you don’t want to plead guilty. Wait a minute you don’t want to be executed. You want to come to New York City. You want to have the trial just like you asked for in the first place.

Why would we do that? Because the only message we’ll be sending to future terrorists will be, “You too can have a show trial in the city of your choice if you come to America.”

Enjoy this stuff. Genius like the type displayed by Bachmann is a rare creature indeed.

On second thought, cancel that last statement. In conservative circles, it’s now the norm.

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Every word out of O’Reilly’s mouth in this segment can be considered an idiot quote.
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What a moron.  According to this clown, atheists are jealous of Christians because the latter celebrate Christmas and apparently atheists don’t.  We’re to believe, I presume, that on Christmas morning, O’Reilly is thanking the baby Jesus for the loofa or “felafel thing” that Santa left in his sock.

All that the ad on the bus was saying was that for those who do not believe in a god, they don’t need one to be good.  Sounds like a positive message for atheists. Loofa boy thinks differently.

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This is funny. Imagine asking Goofy what he thinks of Donald Duck. Or how about asking Dumber what he thinks of Dumb…which is what you got when Larry King asked Joe the Plumber what he thought of Sarah Palin.

Crooks and Liars

Hey Larry. The only thing I care less about than Sarah Palin’s new book is what Joe Wurzelbacher a.k.a. Joe the fake Plumber thinks about it. Sorry to inflict JTP on anyone who hits play on the video but I can’t believe King or anyone else is still giving this guy what is way past due on his fifteen minutes of fame. Thanks a lot John McCain. Nothing like seeing your cheap campaign trick refusing to ever go away.

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I’m also thinking it might be time for good old Larry to hang up the suspenders and call it a day.  Whatever appeal he might have once had (I never thought he had any) is just about gone.

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Here’s what a bunch of delusional clowns sitting around a desk sounds like.
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Cheney/Palin in 2012?  Or as Kristol points out (this guy definitely has the hots for Palin), Palin/Cheney in 2012. Seriously, what planet to these fools come from? Cheney left office with an approval rating under 20% and likely did more harm to this country than any other VP in history.  Iraq and torture were his babies.

Democrats would love nothing more than to have a Republican ticket with either Cheney or Palin on it. A ticket with both would be a godsend and dems would probably lock in 45 states easily.

As for the Obama bow, if cultural respect is a sign of weakness, then conservatives are the most powerful beings to ever walk the face of the planet.

Sheesh. These people live in a bubble.

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I’ve got a good one for you tonight…and it comes from the ridiculous right-wing and cartoonish RedState.

There’s been a lot of crap coming from the right on how poor Rush Limbaugh was denied the opportunity to become an NFL owner because of horrible liberal lies. Liberals are treacherous and mean and…blah, blah, blah. Nowhere in there about Limbaugh’s racist comments possibly contributing to his failed attempt at becoming a modern cotton plantation overseer. Oh well.

RedState chimes in on Rush’s behalf with this laughable hunk of stupidity.

Earlier this evening, as most of you now know, one of our own, Rush Hudson Limbaugh, while taking withering fire, crashed and burned.

Tonight, Rush is no longer ‘just’ a radio personality.

Tonight, Rush is no longer ‘just’ a NFL owner denied

Tonight, Rush is us. And we are him.

Tonight Rush became the metaphor for all of us… every man woman and child in this great nation of ours.

The enemy of this great nation, the enemy of you and me, Rush’s enemy… those on the left, inside and outside of this nation abhor success… and when faced with it will destroy it… by any and all means possible.

We all have our dreams in life… such as they might be. Rush dreamed of being an owner in the NFL.

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Tonight… We Are All Rush Limbaugh

Sheesh. A better ending to this ridiculous soliloquy would of been: Tonight…We on the right are all certifiably batshit insane.

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This was inevitable.

Conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh has been dropped from a group seeking to buy the St. Louis Rams. Limbaugh was to be a limited partner in a bid led by St. Louis Blues chairman Dave Checketts, but Checketts said in a statement Wednesday that Limbaugh’s participation had complicated the effort. The group will move forward without him.

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Limbaugh’s bid ran into opposition from within the image-conscious NFL on Tuesday when Colts owner Jim Irsay said he would vote against the radio personality. Commissioner Roger Goodell said the commentator’s “divisive” comments would not be tolerated from any NFL insider.

NFL players didn’t want Limbaugh as an owner. Owners didn’t want Limbaugh involved.  So who does Limbaugh blame for the controversy?

“This is not about the NFL, it’s not about the St. Louis Rams, it’s not about me,” Limbaugh said. “This is about the ongoing effort by the left in this country, wherever you find them, in the media, the Democrat Party, or wherever, to destroy conservatism, to prevent the mainstreaming of anyone who is prominent as a conservative.

“Therefore, this is about the future of the United States of America and what kind of country we’re going to have.”

Of course, what Limbaugh is really saying is that it’s all about him and he takes no responsibility for his racist-laced comments of the last many years.  But then, racists will seldom admit to being racist. For Limbaugh, it’s all the fault of the media. It’s all the fault of liberals.

Yawn.

Only an egotist of the proportions of a Limbaugh would dare say that his rejection by the NFL is really about the future of the United States.  The only truth in that statement comes with the knowledge that any day that Limbaugh fails is a good day for the United States of America.

I’ve been thinking…one can’t really blame Limbaugh for being the bombastic self-centered pile of waste that he is. He is being who he is and making a fortune off it. As long as he remains controversial, the money will keep on flowing in. The really problem with Limbaugh and Beck and Hannity and Malkin and the rest of these right-wing media types is the people who tune in. These sad and pathetic intellectually-challenged fools who believe the drivel they hear from these guys is what drives in the money. And they’re the ones you’ll find at teaparty rallies and townhall meetings screaming nonsense and carrying signs proclaiming “I am an idiot” for the entire country to see.

Unfortunately, there is no way to fix any of this ’cause the sad truth is…stupid can’t be fixed.

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You would be forgiven if you confused Fox News with the Comedy Network. Here’s the latest from Sean Hannity.

[Yasser Arafat] got the Nobel peace prize. Excuse me, a terrorist got the Nobel peace prize. Some people deservedly so. You know who else deserved it? Ronald Reagan. And frankly, I would’ve given it to George Bush.

George Bush?

The war-mongering moron who started a needless war which killed over 4000 American soldiers and over 100,000 innocent Iraqis?

The war-mongering jackass who broke international and domestic laws by torturing detainees?

The war-mongering asshole whose actions created the largest global anti-war protests in the history of the world? As Wiki notes…

“…between January 3 and April 12, 2003, 36 million people across the globe took part in almost 3,000 protests against the Iraq war.”

Protests were held in hundreds of American cities with crowds numbering in the hundreds of thousands. Internationally, 2,000,000 in London, 300,000 in Barcelona, 3,000,000 in Rome, etc.

Yeah, great idea Sean.

Fox:  News and Opinion by Idiots For Idiots.

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