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  • Idiot Quote of the Day: The “Gayer” Obama

    Idiot Quote of the Day: The Gayer Obama

    Rand Paul: Call me cynical, but I didn’t think his [Obama's] views on marriage could get any gayer. We won't call Rand cynical. Ignorant, bigoted asshole is more fitting. An adult using ...

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  • Late Night Political Humor

    Late Night Political Humor

    Happy Friday. The best from Political Humor‘s collection of the week’s late night political humor. "President Obama came out with approval of same-sex marriage. He said that over the years, he has ...

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  • What The Hell Is The Problem With Gay Republicans?

    What The Hell Is The Problem With Gay Republicans?

    I've never understood Log Cabin Republicans - gay conservatives who give their support to a homophobic political party that derides their sexuality and refuses to grant them equal rights under ...

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  • Obama – Same-Sex Marriage and Doing The Right Thing

    Obama - Same-Sex Marriage and Doing The Right Thing

    Finally. “I have to tell you that over the course of several years as I have talked to friends and family and neighbors when I think about members of my own ...

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  • Another Day, Another Vote – Indiana, NC and Wisconsin

    Another Day, Another Vote - Indiana, NC and Wisconsin

    Election roundup: Indiana. As polls forecast, the Tea Party's efforts to cleanse the GOP of any impure conservatives has Dick Lugar out and teabagger Richard Mourdock in. Mourdock is the new Republican ...

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  • ‘Romney – The Man Who Saved The Auto Industry’ and Other Fairy Tales

    'Romney - The Man Who Saved The Auto Industry' and Other Fairy Tales

    There are lies...and then there are lies. My own view, by the way, was that the auto companies needed to go through bankruptcy before government help. And frankly, that’s finally what ...

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  • A Madman and Fox News

    A Madman and Fox News

    From the papers captured last year at Osama bin Laden's Pakistani hideout comes this. Like any public figures, bin Laden and his advisers were mindful of the media. Adam Gadahn, one ...

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  • Late Night Political Humor

    Late Night Political Humor

    The best from Political Humor‘s collection of the week’s late night political humor. Happy Friday. "Today Mitt Romney visited a firehouse here in New York City. Of course, he was disappointed ...

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  • New GOP Logo

    New GOP Logo

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  • Can Obama Be Swift-Boated?

    Can Obama Be Swift-Boated?

    It happened to Kerry. Can it happen to Obama? Nope says Margaret Carlson. Obama’s belief system -- in that hopey-changey business and the post-partisanship thing -- has been altered by reality. ...

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  • Quote of the Day: The Gay Republican

    Quote of the Day: The Gay Republican

    Sullivan: What do Republicans call a gay man with neoconservative passion, a committed relationship and personal courage? A faggot. Exactly right, but then could one expect anything different from a political party that ...

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  • Christian Pastor: Fixing Gay Is Like Squashing a Cockroach

    Christian Pastor: Fixing Gay Is Like Squashing a Cockroach

    And they claim that atheists are immoral? The ugly side of religion shows its face once again. The words below were spoken at a Sunday sermon by Sean Harris, a pastor ...

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  • GM Alive, bin Laden Dead

    GM Alive, bin Laden Dead

    It's been fun watching conservatives and Romney twist themselves into pretzels trying to undo Mitt's past words on GM and bin Laden. Romney, April 2007: It’s not worth moving heaven and earth ...

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  • Republicans Are The Problem

    Republicans Are The Problem

      In an op-ed piece in the Washington Post, a couple of scholars from liberal and conservative think tanks, discuss the state of American politics. We have been studying Washington politics and ...

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  • Marco Rubio – Just Another Weasel

    Marco Rubio - Just Another Weasel

    Romney's VP-in-waiting, Marco Rubio, is perfecting the conservative sleaze play. He has proposed his version of the Dream Act in which people who entered the country illegally as children will be ...

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  • Obama’s Move Forward

    Obama's Move Forward

    Beyond the rhetoric, the political BS, the lies - that is, the concerted effort by the right-wing noise machine to distort and misinform at every opportunity - is the very ...

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  • Romney’s Etch A Sketch Fun Time Has Arrived

    Romney's Etch A Sketch Fun Time Has Arrived

      It was never a matter of 'if'...only of 'when'. Two constituencies that President Obama is holding onto about as strongly now as he did four years ago are voters under 30 ...

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  • Romney’s Weirdness

    Romney's Weirdness

    I'm not sure what one does with information of this sort but I thought it important you know. From Alex Pareene's new ebook, The Rude Guide To Mitt. Every good Romney ...

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  • Newsmax and Me

    Newsmax and Me

    Guess whose illustration made the May cover of a national magazine? Mine!   I'm quite sure there isn't much Stephen Moore/Newsmax and I share in common as far as politics goes but ...

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  • Catholic Bishop Spews Right-Wing Garbage

    Catholic Bishop Spews Right-Wing Garbage

    Jesus (c. 30 CE): Render unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's, and unto God the things that are God's. Bishop Daniel R. Jenky of the Catholic diocese of Peoria, Illinois (2012 ...

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Wingnut Radio and Brain Cells

Saw this over at Bartcop.  I had to laugh.

I spent the last two days in an industrial motor shop where they played Beck,
Limbaugh, and Hannity all day. I think my IQ has dropped 10 points in the last 48 hours.
I also have a strange desire to purchase a bunch of gold coins, get a concealed carry permit,
start hoarding ammo, and join the Heritage Society.

I know exactly what this guy means.  I once spent a couple of days trapped in a car with a Miami conservative who had wingnut talk radio turned on for the entire time.  After that experience, I no longer wondered why many on the right are so out of touch with reality and I stopped doubting that right-wingers actually believe the crap they hear from these con men.  They do.

A steady diet of Beck, Limbaugh, Hannity, Levin, Malkin or Savage fries brain cells faster than anything I could possibly imagine.  Throw in daily viewing of Fox and the prognosis for recovery is nil.  It makes you almost feel sorry for them.

As for Limbaugh et al, there’s no need to feel sorry for them. They’ll keep on raking in the millions as there’s no shortage of adoring fans who require their daily fix of BS.

Then again, maybe not

On his Fox News show today, Glenn Beck suggested that the efforts of  Jewish Funds for Justice and Media Matters to “accelerat[e] Beck’s decline” are not working because “the lights are on” in his studio. In fact, Beck’s Fox News program has lost over 300 advertisers, he has lost more than 1 million viewers over the last year, his radio show has been kicked off various stations including ones in New York and Philadelphia, and there is a possibility that Fox News executives are reportedly “contemplating life without” Beck.

The “lights are on“?  For now.  It appears the Beck light bulb has begun to dim.

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Beck, Egypt And A Pile Of Crap

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So who or what is to blame for the Egyptian protests?  Well, if your brain is as warped as Glenn Beck’s, the culprits are any (or all) of the following...

  • Islamic socialists
  • Marxist communists
  • food prices
  • Bill Ayers
  • Code Pink
  • ACORN co-founder Wade Rathke
  • Tides Foundation’s Drummond Pike
  • Muslim Brotherhood
  • AFL-CIO
  • Barack Obama

That’s the nice thing about insanity.  It has no need for truth or reason.  You just get a show on Fox News or conservative radio knowing you have the ability to make stuff up as you please. You can then derive pleasure and big bucks from the knowledge that your adoring audience will believe anything you say.

It’s not unlike filling a hole with manure.  You just need a big enough shovel, a number of empty holes and a whole lot of bullshit.

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Apocalypse Now – Glenn Beck and Food Insurance

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You many not be able to afford adequate health insurance but Glenn Beck and his financial advisers are hoping you can afford food insurance.  Or as TPM put it:

If you ever find yourself in a post-nuclear holocaust environment and come across people eating beef stroganoff, odds are they’ll be Glenn Beck fans.

The latest scam making the rounds is Food Insurance, a company that counts on the apocalyptic messaging of Glenn Beck and other doomsayers to get you to purchase their food insurance package.  From their website:

Foodinsurance.com has designed an emergency pack and emergency kits to give people at least two weeks of great food and clean water until more permanent solutions can be obtained. Many of the meals are freeze-dried, which means they will last up to 10 years and retain their nutritional value. Also, unlike other survival food solutions that require you to grind wheat or employ some other 18th century skill, Food Insurance meals come prepackaged as lasagna, beef stroganoff, and a host of other great entrees. And to top it off, this food comes packaged in a high quality backpack so you can grab it and go.

While Foodinsurance speaks of natural disasters as a reason to sign up to their program (not an illogical thought), Beck has a much different reason he wants you to store up on food.

“I want to talk to you about the changing world that we live in. I want to talk to you about a company that I found called Food Insurance,” Beck says in a segment of his radio show featured on Food Insurance’s website. “We have health insurance, this is real food insurance.”

“I finished my food storage, and I couldn’t believe how relieved I was,” Beck continues. “I remember sitting down on the stairs of the basement and looking at it, and thinking ‘I could lose my job, and my family will eat.’ Sometimes guys don’t realize how much pressure is on them.”

“Do the easy stuff now,” Beck says, in conclusion. “Prepare yourself for what we all hope won’t happen, but probably will, if you’re not prepared. Thanks.”

Got that?  It’s a “changing world” – a changing world that in Beck’s devious mind began on January 20, 2009, the day a black, Marxist, liberal, socialist, Nazi, hater of white people became President of the United States.  The day when Beck and his cronies figured out that if you can scare the hell out of them, then getting the suckers to buy gold, hybrid seeds and food insurance would be easy pickings.

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Christine O’Donnell’s Real Objective

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I believe Tomasky is on to something here.

O’Donnell may be the first person who (to my eye) really is not deep down interested in winning office but in losing in just the right way – establishing a public profile that is endearing and enraging, that traduces bien-pensant liberalism but does so without all those Palinesque hard edges – that will permit her to launch a media career. So I have come around to the view that she is sort of a postmodern genius and an emblem of a future America in which technology finally erases all distinctions between politics and entertainment and enables all of us to become cross-platform performers, if we have the cunning.

O’Donnell is vying for the same deal given Palin and Huckabee – the opportunity to perform as a personality on a cable network devoted to idiots and simpletons: Fox News.  I have no doubt she’ll be successful in her endeavor.  Fox is always on the lookout for another pretty face and empty head to sell the GOP message.

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Politics in Alice’s Wonderland

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Watching U.S. politics nowadays must be what Alice in Wonderland experienced when she first crawled through the rabbit hole. She entered a world of crazy where up is down and down is up and not much made sense unless you were flying high on crystal meth. Nothing wrong with a little crazy now and then until you reach the point where crazy becomes the norm.  Crazy has now become the norm in American politics.

A blogger at TakeMyCountryBack makes the point by quoting a passage from the Adam Sandler flic Billy Madison.

“Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”

Tune in to Fox News on any given evening or listen to what Boehner, O’Donnell or Palin has to say and you would be completely justified in saying the same.  Our blogger sums it up nicely.

America, we are currently facing dangerous times. A time where republicans are voting for folks who are so unbelievably unqualified for political office that we might as well elect Billy Madison.  [...]  Knowing that FOX has the largest viewership of any cable news channel is downright horrifying. They know what they are doing and they know that their audience does not. It is classic bait and switch and true snake oil salesman tactics on a massive scale. And lest you be fooled, it is working very well. Christine O’Donnell was a nobody last week, like Sarah Palin was once. An opportunist empty vessel who would jump onto any bandwagon for their own personal gain. And they are gaining. They are winning in the popular vote and in today’s breakneck media pace that is all that counts.

And his advice to you all.

In November, when Dems get to vote as well, it is my prayer that we show up and show up strong. We cannot allow people like O’Donnell or anyone that FOX promotes to become powerful. To do so vindicates the Billy Madison’s of the world and makes those who criticize them the stupid ones. It turns the world upside down and to right it will take a herculean effort. We have to stop it from happening and say this November as loudly as we can: Billy we’ve ”had to listen to your jawing for too long…Blah, blah, blah! Just shut up!”

Lewis Carroll would understand only too well.

“Reeling and Writhing, of course, to begin with, and then the different branches of arithmetic — Ambition, Distraction, Uglification, and Derision.” – The Mock Turtle, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland

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