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Glenn Beck’s University

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I almost missed this one.

I wish I could tell you that this is a clever photoshop on my part — but sadly, no. This is the actual emblem of something called Beck University that was officially announced today by the king of all distorted right-wing media, although judging from the initial info its formal accreditation as one of America’s institutions of higher learning may be a few years away (and there’s no truth to the rumor that the Pac-10 immediately asked Beck U. to become a member):

From Beck’s web site:

This July, while others are relaxing poolside, head back to the classroom – from the comfort of your own home. That may sound like an oxymoron but Glenn’s new academic program is only available online.

Offered exclusively to Insider Extreme subscribers, Beck University is a unique academic experience bringing together experts in the fields of religion, American history and economics. Through captivating lectures and interactive online discussions, these experts will explore the concepts of Faith, Hope and Charity and show you how they influence America’s past, her present and most importantly her future.

Only by paying Glenn Beck Inc. to become an extreme insider ($9.95 a month, or $74.95) can you enroll on Beck’s pseudo-cyber-campus. How else do you think Beck expects to sell that $4.25 million manse and move into bigger digs?

Of course I could not resist creating my own emblem for Beck University – one which I hope you’ll agree is more fitting for a school of the stature of BU.  My Latin sucks so if there are any Latin scholars out there, feel free to correct me.  The Latin writing should translate as: deception (deceptio), ignorance (ignarus), greed (cupiditas) and hate (contemno) which I believe pretty much sums up the main character traits of Mr. Glenn Beck.

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Comments

  1. Denny says:

    Can you believe it? His followers will now pay to get even dumber, something they got for free just watching this hater.
    Why buy the cow when you get the milk free??
    Am I missing something here?

  2. Arthur L. says:

    Denny. They’re paying to get the diploma they’ll receive once they finish up. It’ll be something to brag about at the next teaparty.

  3. tinkerbell says:

    I can see the bumper stickers already.

    My son is an honor student at Beck University.

  4. janine says:

    Is he offering a BS in BullS*&$# at his PU (which is what it should be called instead of BU)

    I much prefer Mario’s illustration especially the vampiric teeth! Because that’s Beck…feeding off his viewers

  5. Janet says:

    Beck looks like the character of the evil clown from Stephen Kings novel/movie, It, which is really a giant alien spider that eats little children. A master of disguise. Beck You is now a new slur and I’m going to use it, a lot. I do love your imagination with the art graphs, Mario. The cutesy elephants, just makes me laugh with the contrast.

  6. E.A. Blair says:

    Soli Linguae Boni Sunt Linguae Mortui.

    “Vah! Denuone Latine loquebar? Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur.”
    (“Oh! Was I speaking Latin again? Silly me. Sometimes it just sort of slips out.”)

  7. Lela Vasale says:

    Glenn Beck, has been diagnosed with Macular Dystrophy. During his “American Revival” tour on Saturday in Salt Lake City

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