You can always count on Newt Gingrich to give you bang for your buck when it comes to rhetorical diarrhea. Here's how it's done.
At a campaign event in Suwanee, Georgia, ...
Rick Santorum is a strange, strange man. More we hear of him, the more frightening the thought that a man as disturbed as he could possibly one day occupy the ...
After watching the absolute madness emerging from the Republican presidential contest this week, the illustration above speaks for itself. From Mitt Romney's insane opposition to the automotive industry bailout which ...
The best from Political Humor's rundown of the week's political humor.
“They announced the winner of the Westminster Dog Show, and tomorrow the winning dog gets to ride on the roof ...
From The Onion:
Saying the now critically endangered species of politician is at high risk for complete extinction within the next 10 years, Beltway-area conservationists announced plans Monday for a new ...
Grover Norquist, in his CPAC speech, revealed exactly why the GOP establishment favors a Romney win.
All we have to do is replace Obama. ... We are not auditioning for fearless ...
The Republican presidential race appears to have shifted from debating the economy to discussing social issues - same-sex marriage, abortion and, amazingly enough, birth control. The year is 2012 and ...
Mitt Romney believes that his best line of attack is making the claim that he has not spent a moment as a D.C. politician while his two main opponents, Newt ...
No two ways about it, Rick Santorum had a good night. Not only did he sweep Colorado, Minnesota and Missouri but he also got off the best line of the ...
Few would argue the fact that Citizens United has been a major player in the Republican primary...and many if not most would concede that none of it has been healthy ...
As if you needed another reason to not vote Romney.
Celebrity business magnate Donald Trump endorsed Mitt Romney for president Thursday, telling reporters he will not mount an independent campaign if ...
In a perfect world, the Republican contest to find a nominee to face Barack Obama would go on forever...or at least until August. You cannot attach a number to the ...
I suspect there are a ton of conservatives secretly agreeing with Begala and while it's too early in the game for Dems to get cocky, it's difficult to not smile ...
Quotes don't get much better than this one by Bob Dole.
"Why do people take such an instant dislike to me?" asked a perplexed Gingrich, to whom Dole bluntly ...
After the beating Gingrich took last night, it's hard to imagine under what scenario he can make a comeback. Florida is going to Romney and for Gingrich to regain the ...
There's a lot out there on the President's SOTU, so I'll keep my thoughts short and sweet.
The speech did what it had to do which was target liberals and independents ...
The highlights from last night's debate.
- Newt Gingrich can't wait to become president so he can revisit the early 60s and overthrow Castro in Cuba. War, baby, war.
- Santorum, who ...
It appears that the South Carolina verdict is forcing Romney to start taking Gingrich seriously.
“We’re not choosing a talk show host, we’re choosing a leader,” Romney said, saying that their ...
Mike Huckabee offers advice to Mitt Romney concerning his unreleased tax returns.
Let him [Romney] make this challenge: "I'll release my tax returns when Barack Obama releases his college transcripts and ...
So you take a year to write a book on your heroic life and few people are interested in reading it. It’s at 343,222 on the Amazon ranking and sinking fast. What to do?
Easy. Take a page out of Arizona’s Gov. Jan Brewer’s playbook and start a confrontation with the President of the United States the next time he comes by for a visit. Make sure photographers get a good pic of you wagging your finger at the President in a manner which suggests he’s getting a well deserved scolding. And should the President not take the bait and instead remains cool and calm, follow Jan’s lead: spin the hell out of the story and tell the world how tense and awful it all was.
…the governor has used her version of the encounter to get plenty of air time, seeing an increase in sales of her book which she has called a “truth telling” tome. Amazon ranked “Scorpions for Breakfast” at No. 7 on its best sellers list on Friday. The day of the event, the book had been at No. 343,222.
It’s that easy. So go out there and put together that book you’ve always dreamed of writing. Worry little about the writing style and even less about making it truthful. It matters not. Brewer has been going around saying that her dad died fighting Nazis in WWII even though he died from lung cancer in California in 1955. So don’t get caught up in thinking your book has to be factual. It doesn’t. All that counts is that the book makes you look good and everyone else comes off as a putz.
Once the book is published, practice your ‘ooh, the big black man is scaring me’ look in the mirror. Do all that and you’re ready to invite Barack Obama for Sunday brunch and watch your book sales soar.
She boasts about Arizona’s economic turn around. Arizona voters passed a 1% state sales tax increase in order to fix the fiscal mess in a predominantly Republican state. And she takes credit for this regressive band aid at every opportunity. Arizona politics – a national joke.
Politics is such an ugly business — it has much more to do with opportunism than service to the country. I didn’t think her account had the ring of truth — for one thing, our much maligned President couldn’t be as thin-skinned as she says and hold up under the daily pounding he takes from the Republicans and wing-nut conservatives. I’d give anything to hear him get a little credit once in awhile. That’s why I frequent Mario’s site — its refreshing to see our President get the support and respect he deserves!
She boasts about Arizona’s economic turn around. Arizona voters passed a 1% state sales tax increase in order to fix the fiscal mess in a predominantly Republican state. And she takes credit for this regressive band aid at every opportunity. Arizona politics – a national joke.
Politics is such an ugly business — it has much more to do with opportunism than service to the country. I didn’t think her account had the ring of truth — for one thing, our much maligned President couldn’t be as thin-skinned as she says and hold up under the daily pounding he takes from the Republicans and wing-nut conservatives. I’d give anything to hear him get a little credit once in awhile. That’s why I frequent Mario’s site — its refreshing to see our President get the support and respect he deserves!