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  • “We the Rich…”

    We the Rich...

    Few would argue the fact that Citizens United has been a major player in the Republican primary...and many if not most would concede that none of it has been healthy ...

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  • A Romney Victory Is Ensured With Trump’s Endorsement ()

    A Romney Victory Is Ensured With Trump's Endorsement ()

    As if you needed another reason to not vote Romney. Celebrity business magnate Donald Trump endorsed Mitt Romney for president Thursday, telling reporters he will not mount an independent campaign if ...

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  • Why I Love Newt Gingrich

    Why I Love Newt Gingrich

    In a perfect world, the Republican contest to find a nominee to face Barack Obama would go on forever...or at least until August. You cannot attach a number to the ...

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  • Republican Cannibalism

    Republican Cannibalism

    I suspect there are a ton of conservatives secretly agreeing with Begala and while it's too early in the game for Dems to get cocky, it's difficult to not smile ...

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  • Romney Hood

    Romney Hood

    One of our readers sent me an email with an idea for an illustration - Mitt Romney as Romney Hood. I thought it was brilliant and came up with the ...

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  • Why Do People Take an Instant Dislike To Newt Gingrich?

    Why Do People Take an Instant Dislike To Newt Gingrich?

    Quotes don't get much better than this one by Bob Dole. "Why do people take such an instant dislike to me?" asked a perplexed Gingrich, to whom Dole bluntly ...

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  • Gingrich Takes A Thrashing

    Gingrich Takes A Thrashing

    After the beating Gingrich took last night, it's hard to imagine under what scenario he can make a comeback.  Florida is going to Romney and for Gingrich to regain the ...

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  • SOTU

    SOTU

    There's a lot out there on the President's SOTU, so I'll keep my thoughts short and sweet. The speech did what it had to do which was target liberals and independents ...

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  • Just Another GOP Debate

    Just Another GOP Debate

    The highlights from last night's debate. - Newt Gingrich can't wait to become president so he can revisit the early 60s and overthrow Castro in Cuba. War, baby, war. - Santorum, who ...

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  • No More Mister Nice Guy for Mitt Romney

    No More Mister Nice Guy for Mitt Romney

    It appears that the South Carolina verdict is forcing Romney to start taking Gingrich seriously. “We’re not choosing a talk show host, we’re choosing a leader,” Romney said, saying that their ...

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  • Mike Huckabee Solidifies His Birther Creds

    Mike Huckabee Solidifies His Birther Creds

    Mike Huckabee offers advice to Mitt Romney concerning his unreleased tax returns. Let him [Romney] make this challenge: "I'll release my tax returns when Barack Obama releases his college transcripts and ...

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  • Late Night Political Humor

    Late Night Political Humor

    Via Political Humor... "Mitt Romney is coming under fire because even though he is a multimillionaire, he only paid 15 percent in taxes. That's not a tax, that's barely a tip." ...

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  • The Last Word On Jon Huntsman

    The Last Word On Jon Huntsman

    Good line. My guess is that after Romney fails to beat Obama in the general, Huntsman will be back in 2016.  The most electable guy in the field and he could ...

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  • Does Romney Urinate Straight Down His Leg?

    Does Romney Urinate Straight Down His Leg?

    I found this pretty funny...and accurate. It comes from a reader over at Balloon Juice. So, let’s review. The contenders for the GOP nomination are A vulture capitalist who believes that any ...

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  • The Constitution – Libertarian’s False Idol

    The Constitution - Libertarian's False Idol

    Lively little debate going on at one of last week's posts with Libertarianism put under the microscope. ocLiberal: I know I am in sketchy territory here, (start the indignant shouting now) but ...

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  • Gingrich’s Delusional Politics

    Gingrich's Delusional Politics

    In the contest to determine the winner of the Far-Right Politics gold medal, rack up a few more points for Newt Gingrich. “I think an intelligent conservative wants the right federal ...

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  • Late Night Political Humor

    Late Night Political Humor

    Via Political Humor... "Congratulations to Mitt Romney. He won the New Hampshire primary last night. See, this is proof that even the multimillionaire son of a multimillionaire can beat the odds ...

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  • What Do North Korea and Indiana Have In Common?

    What Do North Korea and Indiana Have In Common?

    Story 1: North Korea punishing those who 'didn't display enough sadness over Kim Jong Il's death' North Korean authorities are reportedly punishing citizens who did not display enough sadness over the death ...

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  • The Pope’s Hate Speech

    The Pope's Hate Speech

    In case you missed the story, Pope Benedict made headlines this week by doing what it is popes do best - putting the irrational fear of God into his followers. The ...

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  • Mitt Romney’s Idiot Quote of the Day

    Mitt Romney's Idiot Quote of the Day

    Romney was asked whether questions dealing with distribution of wealth and power were a matter of jealousy or fairness. You know, I think it’s about envy. I think it’s about class ...

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I Hate Circuses

With each repeated blow, the pitchfork makes a sickening thwack as it slams into Anne the elephant’s hide.

She flinches, at one point even appearing to lose her footing under the weight of a particularly savage strike.

I don’t find clowns funny and I don’t like circuses. I never have. As a child, my parents would take us to the Shriner’s circus and I’d sit in the stands eating cotton candy wondering which of the three rings I should focus on. It really didn’t matter because I found them all boring.  I never quite understood what the attraction was in watching a dog ride on an elephant’s back or a tiger jumping through hoops of fire. I would have much preferred watching a National Geographic video depicting these same animals in the wild than I would watching them perform in an artificial setting surrounded by guys wearing orange wigs and sporting red balls attached to their noses.  I just didn’t get it.

When I became a dad and had three children of my own, I reluctantly took them to a circus performance. I thought it would be wrong to deprive them of seeing a circus just because their father didn’t find chimpanzees wearing dresses particularly amusing.  Besides, I thought, I might have been wrong.  Perhaps there was something I was missing.  So I took them, bought cotton candy and caramel covered popcorn and sat in the bleachers wondering which of the three rings I should focus on.  I soon discovered that it still didn’t matter.  They were all as boring as I remembered them to be.

And now, when I see videos like the one below, I am even more convinced that circuses should be avoided at all costs. Anne is a 58-year-old elephant with an arthritic knee working in a UK circus. The following clip was secretly filmed.

 

We all know what will happen to Anne when she finally retaliates and crushes her abuser’s head.  She’ll be called rogue and it is she who will be referred to as the unstable one.  Anne will then be shot.

Do Anne and other animals suffering a similar fate a favor.  Stay away from circuses which showcase wild animals.  A well run zoo, while not a perfect environment, is always a better choice for watching animals than a traveling circus.
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Puppy Mills And Right-Wing Evil

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Right-wing morons never cease to amaze me in their quest to prove that they are totally out of whack with common decency and common sense. Their sole quest appears to be to counter anything that has the slightest tinge of liberalism attached to it.  This includes opposing the humane treatment of animals.

In the latest example of insanity from a right-wing run amok, a coalition of kooks are battling…

…to stop the Humane Society of the United States (HSUS) and other animal rights groups from passing “radical” anti-puppy mill legislation.

The measure, which can be read in full here, is called Proposition B or the “Puppy Mill Cruelty Prevention Act.” It aims to help eliminate the “3000 puppy mills” in Missouri that constitute “30% of all puppy mills in the U.S.,” according to Michael Markarian, the Chief Operating Officer of the HSUS.

“This measure would provide common sense standards for the care of dogs,” Markarian told TPM, including sufficient food and clean water, vet care, regular exercise, and adequate rest between breeding cycles, among other things. Markarian said the measure only applies to “commercial dog breeding facilities” that have more than 10 breeding females who they use for “producing puppies for the pet trade.”

Who in their right mind could possibly oppose the elimination of farms where animals are deprived the basics of humane care?

Teabaggers, Joe the Plumber and a Missouri group called the Alliance for Truth.

…according to the Alliance For Truth, the main force behind the anti-Prop B movement, there is something much more nefarious afoot (er, apaw) in the HSUS measure. The Alliance For Truth claims that the HSUS has a “radical agenda” and is “misleading the public with its intentions on Prop B. The society seeks only to raise the cost of breeding dogs, making it ever-more difficult for middle-class American families to be dog-owners.”

Anita Andrews from Alliance For Truth told TPM that it’s a “deceptive, lying bill” that is “trying to purposefully get rid of the breeders.” The state of Missouri, she said, has been given a bad rap as “the puppy mill capitol” of the U.S. but “in truth we have the best ribbon breeders in the country.” And, Andrews said, the state already has anti-cruelty laws on the books.

“They don’t like animals,” she said of the Humane Society of the United States.

The Missouri Tea Party and the Tea Party Express have joined the Alliance for Truth in opposing the anti-puppy mill legislation.  As well, Joe ‘The Idiot” Plumber has chimed in with this bit of stupidity.

…the HSUS is “cowardly hiding behind animal cruelty, lying to our citizens and taking our constitutional rights away – one state at a time.”

Fuck you, Joe.  Fuck you, teabaggers and fuck you the Alliance for Truth!  Anyone who fights against the elimination of puppy mills should be subjected to one week in a cold, five foot square, dirt-encrusted, disease plagued cage with twenty dying and sick puppies who have never seen a veterinarian and share a single bowl of water every few days.  I’ve had the sad experience of having walked through a puppy farm and it is a sight I will never forget.  In a scene reminiscent of photos from concentration camps, animals lay in squalor and filth with bones clearly protruding against their skin.  It literally made you cry.

I am so fed up with right-wing bastards who scream out Nazi-liberalism at every act of decency and hide behind a Constitution they are so woefully clueless about.  Stupid no longer begins to describe these people.  I’ve come to the conclusion they’re just plain fucking evil.

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Viva la Vegelucion!

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.“The revolution is not an apple that falls when it is ripe. You have to make it fall.”
—Che Guevara

Think of it as the “vegetarian revolution“.  Whatever your thoughts where PETA is concerned, these are smart people.  Enlisting Che Guevara’s granddaughter, Lydia Guevara, to help them make the case for vegetarianism is pure genius.

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The bandoliers of baby carrots is very cool.

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