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  • Joe Arpaio – Vile and Rotten

    Joe Arpaio - Vile and Rotten

    Why is this guy still in business? Sheriff Joe Arpaio's volunteer investigation into documents pertaining to President Barack Obama's place of birth and citizenship now includes the services of a taxpayer-funded ...

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  • Romney The Liar

    Romney The Liar

    The lies roll off the man's lips like music off Yo-Yo Ma's cello. Both are virtuosos - one a cellist, the other a liar. A partial list. Bush had nothing to do ...

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  • Late Night Political Humor

    Late Night Political Humor

    Happy Friday. The best from Political Humor‘s collection of the week’s late night political humor. "Barack Obama supports same-sex marriage. Mitt Romney doesn't even support same-sex car pools." –David Letterman "The head of ...

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  • Another Unexceptional Republican Claims Obama Is Not An American

    Another Unexceptional Republican Claims Obama Is Not An American

    Republican Rep. Mike Coffman at a Saturday afternoon fundraiser in Colorado. I don't know whether Barack Obama was born in the United States of America. I don't know that. But I ...

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  • Idiot Quote of the Day: The “Gayer” Obama

    Idiot Quote of the Day: The Gayer Obama

    Rand Paul: Call me cynical, but I didn’t think his [Obama's] views on marriage could get any gayer. We won't call Rand cynical. Ignorant, bigoted asshole is more fitting. An adult using ...

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  • Late Night Political Humor

    Late Night Political Humor

    Happy Friday. The best from Political Humor‘s collection of the week’s late night political humor. "President Obama came out with approval of same-sex marriage. He said that over the years, he has ...

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  • What The Hell Is The Problem With Gay Republicans?

    What The Hell Is The Problem With Gay Republicans?

    I've never understood Log Cabin Republicans - gay conservatives who give their support to a homophobic political party that derides their sexuality and refuses to grant them equal rights under ...

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  • Obama – Same-Sex Marriage and Doing The Right Thing

    Obama - Same-Sex Marriage and Doing The Right Thing

    Finally. “I have to tell you that over the course of several years as I have talked to friends and family and neighbors when I think about members of my own ...

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  • Another Day, Another Vote – Indiana, NC and Wisconsin

    Another Day, Another Vote - Indiana, NC and Wisconsin

    Election roundup: Indiana. As polls forecast, the Tea Party's efforts to cleanse the GOP of any impure conservatives has Dick Lugar out and teabagger Richard Mourdock in. Mourdock is the new Republican ...

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  • ‘Romney – The Man Who Saved The Auto Industry’ and Other Fairy Tales

    'Romney - The Man Who Saved The Auto Industry' and Other Fairy Tales

    There are lies...and then there are lies. My own view, by the way, was that the auto companies needed to go through bankruptcy before government help. And frankly, that’s finally what ...

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  • A Madman and Fox News

    A Madman and Fox News

    From the papers captured last year at Osama bin Laden's Pakistani hideout comes this. Like any public figures, bin Laden and his advisers were mindful of the media. Adam Gadahn, one ...

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  • Late Night Political Humor

    Late Night Political Humor

    The best from Political Humor‘s collection of the week’s late night political humor. Happy Friday. "Today Mitt Romney visited a firehouse here in New York City. Of course, he was disappointed ...

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  • New GOP Logo

    New GOP Logo

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  • Can Obama Be Swift-Boated?

    Can Obama Be Swift-Boated?

    It happened to Kerry. Can it happen to Obama? Nope says Margaret Carlson. Obama’s belief system -- in that hopey-changey business and the post-partisanship thing -- has been altered by reality. ...

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  • Quote of the Day: The Gay Republican

    Quote of the Day: The Gay Republican

    Sullivan: What do Republicans call a gay man with neoconservative passion, a committed relationship and personal courage? A faggot. Exactly right, but then could one expect anything different from a political party that ...

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  • Christian Pastor: Fixing Gay Is Like Squashing a Cockroach

    Christian Pastor: Fixing Gay Is Like Squashing a Cockroach

    And they claim that atheists are immoral? The ugly side of religion shows its face once again. The words below were spoken at a Sunday sermon by Sean Harris, a pastor ...

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  • GM Alive, bin Laden Dead

    GM Alive, bin Laden Dead

    It's been fun watching conservatives and Romney twist themselves into pretzels trying to undo Mitt's past words on GM and bin Laden. Romney, April 2007: It’s not worth moving heaven and earth ...

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  • Republicans Are The Problem

    Republicans Are The Problem

      In an op-ed piece in the Washington Post, a couple of scholars from liberal and conservative think tanks, discuss the state of American politics. We have been studying Washington politics and ...

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  • Marco Rubio – Just Another Weasel

    Marco Rubio - Just Another Weasel

    Romney's VP-in-waiting, Marco Rubio, is perfecting the conservative sleaze play. He has proposed his version of the Dream Act in which people who entered the country illegally as children will be ...

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  • Obama’s Move Forward

    Obama's Move Forward

    Beyond the rhetoric, the political BS, the lies - that is, the concerted effort by the right-wing noise machine to distort and misinform at every opportunity - is the very ...

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I Hate Circuses

With each repeated blow, the pitchfork makes a sickening thwack as it slams into Anne the elephant’s hide.

She flinches, at one point even appearing to lose her footing under the weight of a particularly savage strike.

I don’t find clowns funny and I don’t like circuses. I never have. As a child, my parents would take us to the Shriner’s circus and I’d sit in the stands eating cotton candy wondering which of the three rings I should focus on. It really didn’t matter because I found them all boring.  I never quite understood what the attraction was in watching a dog ride on an elephant’s back or a tiger jumping through hoops of fire. I would have much preferred watching a National Geographic video depicting these same animals in the wild than I would watching them perform in an artificial setting surrounded by guys wearing orange wigs and sporting red balls attached to their noses.  I just didn’t get it.

When I became a dad and had three children of my own, I reluctantly took them to a circus performance. I thought it would be wrong to deprive them of seeing a circus just because their father didn’t find chimpanzees wearing dresses particularly amusing.  Besides, I thought, I might have been wrong.  Perhaps there was something I was missing.  So I took them, bought cotton candy and caramel covered popcorn and sat in the bleachers wondering which of the three rings I should focus on.  I soon discovered that it still didn’t matter.  They were all as boring as I remembered them to be.

And now, when I see videos like the one below, I am even more convinced that circuses should be avoided at all costs. Anne is a 58-year-old elephant with an arthritic knee working in a UK circus. The following clip was secretly filmed.

 

We all know what will happen to Anne when she finally retaliates and crushes her abuser’s head.  She’ll be called rogue and it is she who will be referred to as the unstable one.  Anne will then be shot.

Do Anne and other animals suffering a similar fate a favor.  Stay away from circuses which showcase wild animals.  A well run zoo, while not a perfect environment, is always a better choice for watching animals than a traveling circus.
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Puppy Mills And Right-Wing Evil

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Right-wing morons never cease to amaze me in their quest to prove that they are totally out of whack with common decency and common sense. Their sole quest appears to be to counter anything that has the slightest tinge of liberalism attached to it.  This includes opposing the humane treatment of animals.

In the latest example of insanity from a right-wing run amok, a coalition of kooks are battling…

…to stop the Humane Society of the United States (HSUS) and other animal rights groups from passing “radical” anti-puppy mill legislation.

The measure, which can be read in full here, is called Proposition B or the “Puppy Mill Cruelty Prevention Act.” It aims to help eliminate the “3000 puppy mills” in Missouri that constitute “30% of all puppy mills in the U.S.,” according to Michael Markarian, the Chief Operating Officer of the HSUS.

“This measure would provide common sense standards for the care of dogs,” Markarian told TPM, including sufficient food and clean water, vet care, regular exercise, and adequate rest between breeding cycles, among other things. Markarian said the measure only applies to “commercial dog breeding facilities” that have more than 10 breeding females who they use for “producing puppies for the pet trade.”

Who in their right mind could possibly oppose the elimination of farms where animals are deprived the basics of humane care?

Teabaggers, Joe the Plumber and a Missouri group called the Alliance for Truth.

…according to the Alliance For Truth, the main force behind the anti-Prop B movement, there is something much more nefarious afoot (er, apaw) in the HSUS measure. The Alliance For Truth claims that the HSUS has a “radical agenda” and is “misleading the public with its intentions on Prop B. The society seeks only to raise the cost of breeding dogs, making it ever-more difficult for middle-class American families to be dog-owners.”

Anita Andrews from Alliance For Truth told TPM that it’s a “deceptive, lying bill” that is “trying to purposefully get rid of the breeders.” The state of Missouri, she said, has been given a bad rap as “the puppy mill capitol” of the U.S. but “in truth we have the best ribbon breeders in the country.” And, Andrews said, the state already has anti-cruelty laws on the books.

“They don’t like animals,” she said of the Humane Society of the United States.

The Missouri Tea Party and the Tea Party Express have joined the Alliance for Truth in opposing the anti-puppy mill legislation.  As well, Joe ‘The Idiot” Plumber has chimed in with this bit of stupidity.

…the HSUS is “cowardly hiding behind animal cruelty, lying to our citizens and taking our constitutional rights away – one state at a time.”

Fuck you, Joe.  Fuck you, teabaggers and fuck you the Alliance for Truth!  Anyone who fights against the elimination of puppy mills should be subjected to one week in a cold, five foot square, dirt-encrusted, disease plagued cage with twenty dying and sick puppies who have never seen a veterinarian and share a single bowl of water every few days.  I’ve had the sad experience of having walked through a puppy farm and it is a sight I will never forget.  In a scene reminiscent of photos from concentration camps, animals lay in squalor and filth with bones clearly protruding against their skin.  It literally made you cry.

I am so fed up with right-wing bastards who scream out Nazi-liberalism at every act of decency and hide behind a Constitution they are so woefully clueless about.  Stupid no longer begins to describe these people.  I’ve come to the conclusion they’re just plain fucking evil.

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Viva la Vegelucion!

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.“The revolution is not an apple that falls when it is ripe. You have to make it fall.”
—Che Guevara

Think of it as the “vegetarian revolution“.  Whatever your thoughts where PETA is concerned, these are smart people.  Enlisting Che Guevara’s granddaughter, Lydia Guevara, to help them make the case for vegetarianism is pure genius.

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The bandoliers of baby carrots is very cool.

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