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Peace Of Mind With Hybrid Seeds

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So I’m watching Beck “interviewing” Eric Massa last night when the strangest ad I’ve ever seen on television pops up.  We all know Beck has been losing advertisers by the dozen since he referred to the President as a racist who hates white people.  At last count there have been 80 or so who have dropped Beck so I can understand how the pickings might be slim….but the Survival Seed Bank?!!?  From their website…

Now you can grow all the survival food you will ever need anywhere in the country with a kit that contains a special seed bank of hard to find, open pollinated… super seeds, grown by small, fiercely independent farmers.

Let’s face it. If the stories coming out on the world’s food supply are even half right, we’ve got real problems and they aren’t going to go away quickly.

You don’t have to be an Old Testament prophet to see what’s going on all around us. A belligerent lower class demanding handouts. A rapidly diminishing middle class crippled by police state bureaucracy. An aloof, ruling elite that has introduced us to an emerging totalitarianism which seeks control over every aspect of our lives.

Could you and your family get off the grid and survive in a panic? Do you have enough seeds to plant a survival garden and feed your family? Do you have the right kind of seeds to plant? If you’re answering no to these questions, you need to stop wherever you are and ask yourself… “What would I do if the grocery stores closed?” The answer sadly is that you’d probably go hungry.

We all know Fox News and Beck are fraud artists of the worst kind but to think that these leeches would allow a scam outfit like the SurvivalSeedBank to openly advertise and sell its ridiculous product based on fear and the contention that a “belligerent lower class” is “demanding handouts”…well, that is beyond sick.  It’s a crime.

Colbert does a masterful job of mocking these crooks.

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Comments

  1. janine says:

    Ha! Ha! Colbert is very funny in this spot.

    Survival seeds? wow, Fox is really reaching to get advertisers for Beck’s show…. Perhaps it will be cancelled soon!