Rand Paul:
Call me cynical, but I didn’t think his [Obama's] views on marriage could get any gayer.
We won't call Rand cynical. Ignorant, bigoted asshole is more fitting. An adult using ...
Happy Friday.
The best from Political Humor‘s collection of the week’s late night political humor.
"President Obama came out with approval of same-sex marriage. He said that over the years, he has ...
I've never understood Log Cabin Republicans - gay conservatives who give their support to a homophobic political party that derides their sexuality and refuses to grant them equal rights under ...
Finally.
“I have to tell you that over the course of several years as I have talked to friends and family and neighbors when I think about members of my own ...
Election roundup:
Indiana.
As polls forecast, the Tea Party's efforts to cleanse the GOP of any impure conservatives has Dick Lugar out and teabagger Richard Mourdock in. Mourdock is the new Republican ...
There are lies...and then there are lies.
My own view, by the way, was that the auto companies needed to go through bankruptcy before government help. And frankly, that’s finally what ...
From the papers captured last year at Osama bin Laden's Pakistani hideout comes this.
Like any public figures, bin Laden and his advisers were mindful of the media. Adam Gadahn, one ...
The best from Political Humor‘s collection of the week’s late night political humor. Happy Friday.
"Today Mitt Romney visited a firehouse here in New York City. Of course, he was disappointed ...
It happened to Kerry. Can it happen to Obama? Nope says Margaret Carlson.
Obama’s belief system -- in that hopey-changey business and the post-partisanship thing -- has been altered by reality. ...
Sullivan:
What do Republicans call a gay man with neoconservative passion, a committed relationship and personal courage?
A faggot.
Exactly right, but then could one expect anything different from a political party that ...
And they claim that atheists are immoral?
The ugly side of religion shows its face once again. The words below were spoken at a Sunday sermon by Sean Harris, a pastor ...
It's been fun watching conservatives and Romney twist themselves into pretzels trying to undo Mitt's past words on GM and bin Laden.
Romney, April 2007:
It’s not worth moving heaven and earth ...
In an op-ed piece in the Washington Post, a couple of scholars from liberal and conservative think tanks, discuss the state of American politics.
We have been studying Washington politics and ...
Romney's VP-in-waiting, Marco Rubio, is perfecting the conservative sleaze play.
He has proposed his version of the Dream Act in which people who entered the country illegally as children will be ...
Beyond the rhetoric, the political BS, the lies - that is, the concerted effort by the right-wing noise machine to distort and misinform at every opportunity - is the very ...
It was never a matter of 'if'...only of 'when'.
Two constituencies that President Obama is holding onto about as strongly now as he did four years ago are voters under 30 ...
I'm not sure what one does with information of this sort but I thought it important you know. From Alex Pareene's new ebook, The Rude Guide To Mitt.
Every good Romney ...
Guess whose illustration made the May cover of a national magazine? Mine!
I'm quite sure there isn't much Stephen Moore/Newsmax and I share in common as far as politics goes but ...
Jesus (c. 30 CE):
Render unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's, and unto God the things that are God's.
Bishop Daniel R. Jenky of the Catholic diocese of Peoria, Illinois (2012 ...
The lowlifes are crawling out of the woodwork. South Carolina’s Republican Lt. Gov. Andre Bauer is running for Governor and he believes that children receiving free and reduced-price lunches should lose all government assistance if their parents fail mandatory drug tesst or did not attend PTA meetings. In essence, Bauer highlights a real problem but thinks the solution is in allowing children to go hungry in punishment for their parent’s behavior.
“My grandmother was not a highly educated woman, but she told me as a small child to quit feeding stray animals. You know why? Because they breed. You’re facilitating the problem if you give an animal or a person ample food supply. They will reproduce, especially ones that don’t think too much further than that. And so what you’ve got to do is you’ve got to curtail that type of behavior. They don’t know any better.”
Another heartless Republican dick.
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If you have not heard about “SixthSense” and are the least bit interested in where we’re headed in the fast paced world of technology, you’re in for a treat. Inventor Pranav Mistry demonstrates how he has melded two worlds: real and digital. .
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As Democrats struggle to pass a health care reform bill, it seems like a good time to remember what the Republican’s game plan was from the beginning. In July 2009, Senator Jim DeMint expressed his thoughts on what his Republican party would do to help fix a broken health care system. You know, a health care system which is unaffordable for millions of Americans, a health care system which is the number one cause for bankruptcy in the country…a health care system which kills off 45,000 Americans each year because they are inadequately insured…those people, that health care system.
Conservative genius and pundit Hugh Hewitt used up all 17 points of his IQ to come up with this one.
“We’ve invaded Haiti. We dropped troops on the presidential palace yesterday. The difference between Bush invading Iraq, and Obama invading Haiti, is that Bush had Congressional authorization. I’m glad that President Obama has done this, but don’t you find it odd that the left is all quiet as to this extraordinary exercise in presidential prerogative unguided by, unauthorized by simply unilateral on the part of the President?”
The plan was simple and yet so clever. Obama stages an earthquake which knocks off forty or so thousand people (no big deal) and sends in the Red Cross and a few thousand troops to take over Haiti. Next week he arranges for a tsunami to flood the Dominican Republican and in no time the entire Caribbean comes under his control. It’s then an easy move to take over Mexico and Central America. From there, world dominance is a walk in the park.
And all without Congressional authorization! Great plan…except that Hewitt has now spilled the beans. Fool. How will Obama ever fulfill his dream of creating a Socialist, Fascist, Nazi, Communist, Islamic world order based on the teachings of Mao, Lenin, Castro, Hitler, Mussolini and Rachel Maddow when blabbermouths like Hewitt tell everyone what the plan is? How?!!?
Damn conservatives spoil everything.
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