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  • Romney Calls Santorum the ‘D’ Word

    Romney Calls Santorum the 'D' Word

    Mitt Romney believes that his best line of attack is making the claim that he has not spent a moment as a D.C. politician while his two main opponents, Newt ...

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  • Holy Rick Santorum, Batman!

    Holy Rick Santorum, Batman!

    No two ways about it, Rick Santorum had a good night. Not only did he sweep Colorado, Minnesota and Missouri but he also got off the best line of the ...

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  • “We the Rich…”

    We the Rich...

    Few would argue the fact that Citizens United has been a major player in the Republican primary...and many if not most would concede that none of it has been healthy ...

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  • A Romney Victory Is Ensured With Trump’s Endorsement ()

    A Romney Victory Is Ensured With Trump's Endorsement ()

    As if you needed another reason to not vote Romney. Celebrity business magnate Donald Trump endorsed Mitt Romney for president Thursday, telling reporters he will not mount an independent campaign if ...

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  • Why I Love Newt Gingrich

    Why I Love Newt Gingrich

    In a perfect world, the Republican contest to find a nominee to face Barack Obama would go on forever...or at least until August. You cannot attach a number to the ...

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  • Republican Cannibalism

    Republican Cannibalism

    I suspect there are a ton of conservatives secretly agreeing with Begala and while it's too early in the game for Dems to get cocky, it's difficult to not smile ...

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  • Romney Hood

    Romney Hood

    One of our readers sent me an email with an idea for an illustration - Mitt Romney as Romney Hood. I thought it was brilliant and came up with the ...

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  • Why Do People Take an Instant Dislike To Newt Gingrich?

    Why Do People Take an Instant Dislike To Newt Gingrich?

    Quotes don't get much better than this one by Bob Dole. "Why do people take such an instant dislike to me?" asked a perplexed Gingrich, to whom Dole bluntly ...

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  • Gingrich Takes A Thrashing

    Gingrich Takes A Thrashing

    After the beating Gingrich took last night, it's hard to imagine under what scenario he can make a comeback.  Florida is going to Romney and for Gingrich to regain the ...

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  • SOTU

    SOTU

    There's a lot out there on the President's SOTU, so I'll keep my thoughts short and sweet. The speech did what it had to do which was target liberals and independents ...

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  • Just Another GOP Debate

    Just Another GOP Debate

    The highlights from last night's debate. - Newt Gingrich can't wait to become president so he can revisit the early 60s and overthrow Castro in Cuba. War, baby, war. - Santorum, who ...

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  • No More Mister Nice Guy for Mitt Romney

    No More Mister Nice Guy for Mitt Romney

    It appears that the South Carolina verdict is forcing Romney to start taking Gingrich seriously. “We’re not choosing a talk show host, we’re choosing a leader,” Romney said, saying that their ...

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  • Mike Huckabee Solidifies His Birther Creds

    Mike Huckabee Solidifies His Birther Creds

    Mike Huckabee offers advice to Mitt Romney concerning his unreleased tax returns. Let him [Romney] make this challenge: "I'll release my tax returns when Barack Obama releases his college transcripts and ...

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  • Late Night Political Humor

    Late Night Political Humor

    Via Political Humor... "Mitt Romney is coming under fire because even though he is a multimillionaire, he only paid 15 percent in taxes. That's not a tax, that's barely a tip." ...

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  • The Last Word On Jon Huntsman

    The Last Word On Jon Huntsman

    Good line. My guess is that after Romney fails to beat Obama in the general, Huntsman will be back in 2016.  The most electable guy in the field and he could ...

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  • Does Romney Urinate Straight Down His Leg?

    Does Romney Urinate Straight Down His Leg?

    I found this pretty funny...and accurate. It comes from a reader over at Balloon Juice. So, let’s review. The contenders for the GOP nomination are A vulture capitalist who believes that any ...

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  • The Constitution – Libertarian’s False Idol

    The Constitution - Libertarian's False Idol

    Lively little debate going on at one of last week's posts with Libertarianism put under the microscope. ocLiberal: I know I am in sketchy territory here, (start the indignant shouting now) but ...

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  • Gingrich’s Delusional Politics

    Gingrich's Delusional Politics

    In the contest to determine the winner of the Far-Right Politics gold medal, rack up a few more points for Newt Gingrich. “I think an intelligent conservative wants the right federal ...

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  • Late Night Political Humor

    Late Night Political Humor

    Via Political Humor... "Congratulations to Mitt Romney. He won the New Hampshire primary last night. See, this is proof that even the multimillionaire son of a multimillionaire can beat the odds ...

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  • What Do North Korea and Indiana Have In Common?

    What Do North Korea and Indiana Have In Common?

    Story 1: North Korea punishing those who 'didn't display enough sadness over Kim Jong Il's death' North Korean authorities are reportedly punishing citizens who did not display enough sadness over the death ...

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How Dare They!

Wingnut website Gateway Pundit had this to say on Ted Kennedy’s funeral today.

Of Course…Dems Push For Obamacare at Teddy Kennedy’s Funeral Mass

Of course, they couldn’t help it. Nothing is sacred. Not even a funeral is off limits for pushing their socialist agenda.

This is the clip they showed:

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John Cole responds:

Someone get the smelling salts for the wingnuts, because Ted Kennedy’s life’s work was mentioned at his funeral. How dare they?

If these idiots had been around then, they probably would have been outraged that the cause of civil rights was mentioned during MLK’s funeral.

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Ignoring the Minutiae: Gays, Lesbians…You’re On Your Own

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Gov. Gary Herbert of Utah says that gay and lesbian Utahns do not need legal protection against discrimination.

“Where do you stop? That’s the problem going down that slippery road. Pretty soon we’re going to have a special law for blue-eyed blondes,” Herbert said, adding “we get bogged down sometimes with the minutiae of things that government has really no role to be involved in.”

If one wishes to make the case that there is no discrimination against gays and lesbians in our society and therefore they are undeserving of legal protection, let them try.  Their arguments can be easily refuted.  But attempting to argue against legal protection for G&L on the basis that they’re nothing more than another minority group equivalent to, say, “blue-eyed blondes” is sheer idiocy.  It is no different than saying that all civil rights legislation should be repealed on the basis that African Americans are just another minority group no different than left-handed redheads.

Assuming we can agree that gays and lesbians are indeed discriminated against, what do we do?  If we leave it to people like Gov. Herbert, we do nothing.

“We don’t have to have a rule for everybody to do the right thing,” he said. “We ought to just do the right thing because it’s the right thing to do and we don’t have to have a law that punishes us if we don’t.”

We just “do the right thing”.  Simple.  Smart.  Actually, it sounds so good that it should be used in everything that governments of all levels now have their grimy little hands in.

Why not give time for deadbeat parents to change their awful ways and repeal the Bradley Amendment which forces authorities to take action against individuals for past due child support?  C’mon, seriously.  Should the government be in the business of protecting a bunch of kids who are still to young to vote?  Nah, of course not.

Why not give drunks time to recover from their infliction (however long it takes) instead of enforcing state DUI laws which range from removal of a driver’s license to jail time?  Why should pedestrians and drivers who choose to drive sober be singled out for special protection from government?  It makes no sense.   No one needs their government “bogged down sometimes with the minutiae of things that government has really no role to be involved in.”

Gays, lesbians, African Americans, children, women, employers, minorities and even you blued eyed blonds…you’re all on your own but worry not…’cause eventually, some day, everyone’s going to do the right thing.  You just need to be patient.  You’ll see.  It’ll all work out.

In the meantime, remember…a little discrimination never killed anyone.

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Larry King was a gay 15-year-old eighth-grade student who was shot to death at his school on February 12, 2008. He wore gender variant clothes, jewelry and make-up and had come out as gay at school. King was bullied and teased by his fellow students due to his effeminacy and openness about being gay.

King was shot twice in the head using a handgun. King was declared brain dead the next day.

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Obama To Seniors: Give Up, Go Home and Die

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Where do Republicans find these vitriolic purveyors of stupidity?  Do they grow them on farms?  Is there some secret laboratory tucked away in some mountain cave where they cultivate them in petri dishes?  Are there Palin, Bush, Limbaugh, Gingrich, Bachmann, Beck, Cheney stem cells which are used to replicate copies of Stupid over and over and over again?  Unbelievable.

Mike Huckabee on why Ted Kennedy is lucky he did not get ill under the proposed Obama health care plan.

“[I]t was President Obama himself who suggested that seniors who don’t have as long to live might want to consider just taking a pain pill instead of getting an expensive operation to cure them.  Yet when Sen. Kennedy was diagnosed with terminal brain cancer at 77, did he give up on life and go home to take pain pills and die? Of course not. He freely did what most of us would do. He choose an expensive operation and painful follow up treatments.”

So Huckabee is suggesting that under a new health care plan, seniors will be asked or encouraged to die as opposed to seeking treatment.  Anybody still want to try the bipartisan shtick?

They’re tiring me out, I tell ya.

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Mel and the Jewish Ballplayer

This video is old but I’m posting it for a number of reasons. 1. I like baseball. 2. I love Denis Leary’s sick, sick humor. 3. I think it’s funny and finally, I’m posting it ’cause I really don’t like Mel Gibson and his Jew-hating ways. Anytime I can laugh at this bigoted, alcoholic fool, it’s a good day.
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The Monster Beneath Your Bed

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I smile every time I read of some wingnut defending Fox. They quote ratings as if it’s some kind of indicator of quality. NOVA and Frontline have a much smaller audience than most reality shows. I don’t think anyone in their right mind would attempt to make the case that The Bachelor has anything over either one of those PBS programs in terms of quality, truth or integrity. Fox serves a need in many for escapism while Frontline’s role is to inform. Simple enough to understand, I think.

Fox serves a function. It satisfies the needs of conservatives who require vindication for their beliefs and Fox does a good job in that regard. Lies, half-truths and misinformation are what they serve and the saps who tune in every day sit there salivating at every word. The sad part is that the majority of these pathetic fools are not even aware that they’re being lied to. They take in the garbage spoken by Beck, O’Reilly and Hannity and then repeat it as if it’s the gospel, for you see, they heard it on the Fox teevee so it has to be true. It’s what they want to believe. It’s what they need to believe.

Poll after poll has shown that on issues, Fox viewers are those most likely to cling on to lies which have been debunked time and time again. Obama is a Kenyan, death panels are in the reform bill, Saddam Hussein was involved in 9/11 and so on.

So the next time a wingnut tells you that President Obama is a Nazi and that he’s trying to form an oligarhy, or an oligarchy even – whichever, just smile and know that you’re listening to a sorry fool who is unable to distinguish truth from nonsense. They live in a simplistic world where everything is painted in huge swatches of black or white. They cling on to Fox like a child clinging on to their pillow when late at night the wind blowing through the trees outside their bedroom window sounds, at least in their minuscule minds, not unlike monsters under their bed.

No amount of reasoning can help them overcome what they’ve already convinced themselves to be the truth. And for them I have but a single word. BOO!

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