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  • “We the Rich…”

    We the Rich...

    Few would argue the fact that Citizens United has been a major player in the Republican primary...and many if not most would concede that none of it has been healthy ...

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  • A Romney Victory Is Ensured With Trump’s Endorsement ()

    A Romney Victory Is Ensured With Trump's Endorsement ()

    As if you needed another reason to not vote Romney. Celebrity business magnate Donald Trump endorsed Mitt Romney for president Thursday, telling reporters he will not mount an independent campaign if ...

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  • Why I Love Newt Gingrich

    Why I Love Newt Gingrich

    In a perfect world, the Republican contest to find a nominee to face Barack Obama would go on forever...or at least until August. You cannot attach a number to the ...

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  • Republican Cannibalism

    Republican Cannibalism

    I suspect there are a ton of conservatives secretly agreeing with Begala and while it's too early in the game for Dems to get cocky, it's difficult to not smile ...

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  • Romney Hood

    Romney Hood

    One of our readers sent me an email with an idea for an illustration - Mitt Romney as Romney Hood. I thought it was brilliant and came up with the ...

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  • Why Do People Take an Instant Dislike To Newt Gingrich?

    Why Do People Take an Instant Dislike To Newt Gingrich?

    Quotes don't get much better than this one by Bob Dole. "Why do people take such an instant dislike to me?" asked a perplexed Gingrich, to whom Dole bluntly ...

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  • Gingrich Takes A Thrashing

    Gingrich Takes A Thrashing

    After the beating Gingrich took last night, it's hard to imagine under what scenario he can make a comeback.  Florida is going to Romney and for Gingrich to regain the ...

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  • SOTU

    SOTU

    There's a lot out there on the President's SOTU, so I'll keep my thoughts short and sweet. The speech did what it had to do which was target liberals and independents ...

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  • Just Another GOP Debate

    Just Another GOP Debate

    The highlights from last night's debate. - Newt Gingrich can't wait to become president so he can revisit the early 60s and overthrow Castro in Cuba. War, baby, war. - Santorum, who ...

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  • No More Mister Nice Guy for Mitt Romney

    No More Mister Nice Guy for Mitt Romney

    It appears that the South Carolina verdict is forcing Romney to start taking Gingrich seriously. “We’re not choosing a talk show host, we’re choosing a leader,” Romney said, saying that their ...

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  • Mike Huckabee Solidifies His Birther Creds

    Mike Huckabee Solidifies His Birther Creds

    Mike Huckabee offers advice to Mitt Romney concerning his unreleased tax returns. Let him [Romney] make this challenge: "I'll release my tax returns when Barack Obama releases his college transcripts and ...

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  • Late Night Political Humor

    Late Night Political Humor

    Via Political Humor... "Mitt Romney is coming under fire because even though he is a multimillionaire, he only paid 15 percent in taxes. That's not a tax, that's barely a tip." ...

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  • The Last Word On Jon Huntsman

    The Last Word On Jon Huntsman

    Good line. My guess is that after Romney fails to beat Obama in the general, Huntsman will be back in 2016.  The most electable guy in the field and he could ...

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  • Does Romney Urinate Straight Down His Leg?

    Does Romney Urinate Straight Down His Leg?

    I found this pretty funny...and accurate. It comes from a reader over at Balloon Juice. So, let’s review. The contenders for the GOP nomination are A vulture capitalist who believes that any ...

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  • The Constitution – Libertarian’s False Idol

    The Constitution - Libertarian's False Idol

    Lively little debate going on at one of last week's posts with Libertarianism put under the microscope. ocLiberal: I know I am in sketchy territory here, (start the indignant shouting now) but ...

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  • Gingrich’s Delusional Politics

    Gingrich's Delusional Politics

    In the contest to determine the winner of the Far-Right Politics gold medal, rack up a few more points for Newt Gingrich. “I think an intelligent conservative wants the right federal ...

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  • Late Night Political Humor

    Late Night Political Humor

    Via Political Humor... "Congratulations to Mitt Romney. He won the New Hampshire primary last night. See, this is proof that even the multimillionaire son of a multimillionaire can beat the odds ...

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  • What Do North Korea and Indiana Have In Common?

    What Do North Korea and Indiana Have In Common?

    Story 1: North Korea punishing those who 'didn't display enough sadness over Kim Jong Il's death' North Korean authorities are reportedly punishing citizens who did not display enough sadness over the death ...

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  • The Pope’s Hate Speech

    The Pope's Hate Speech

    In case you missed the story, Pope Benedict made headlines this week by doing what it is popes do best - putting the irrational fear of God into his followers. The ...

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  • Mitt Romney’s Idiot Quote of the Day

    Mitt Romney's Idiot Quote of the Day

    Romney was asked whether questions dealing with distribution of wealth and power were a matter of jealousy or fairness. You know, I think it’s about envy. I think it’s about class ...

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More Gun Craziness

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How did the country survive 8 years of rule by wingnuts?

Senate Republicans are pushing a far-reaching gun amendment, which would allow licensed gun owners to carry concealed weapons across state lines as long as they’re following the law in their home state.

The effort is a fairly radical step for the GOP, emboldened by three previous gun amendments they’ve been able to tack on to unrelated bills.

Democrats are apparently “talking tough” and plan on blocking the amendment.  Based on their wimpy behavior of the last many years, I’m not sure that the words tough and Democrat should be allowed in the same sentence.

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GOP Training Video

The following is required viewing for all Republican politicians,  current and future.

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Birthers Gone Wild or Has Anyone Seen My Banjo?

I’m trying my best to ignore the birther’s road show but it’s just too enthralling.  The birth certificate deniers are offering us a political reality show of the first order.

Came across this video via Foolocracy.

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The Pledge of Allegiance?  Too funny.  Whenever I see a piece on these loonies, I expect to hear Dueling Banjos playing in the background.

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On Pigeons, Gum and Broken Hearts By Red-Haired Beauties…

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If you’re anything like me, you’ve probably spent a lot of time wondering which tourist attractions in the world you’d visit if you wanted to contract some hideous disease.  It’s a common thought, I know.  Well, stop wondering.  The good people at TripAdvisor have compiled a list of the germiest tourist attractions on the planet.

Blarney Stone, Ireland

On a trip to Ireland a few years back, I had planned on visiting the Blarney Stone and laying a kiss on the famous rock.  But somewhere between Dublin and Galway, a red-headed lassie inserted a dagger deep into my heart when I least expected it.  Ireland will never be the same.

Market Theater Gum Wall, Seattle

I’ve been to Seattle a couple of times and I don’t know how I could of missed this one.  People have been sticking their gum to a particular brick wall there for years and the city has given up on clearing the stuff. It’s now become a living art piece.  Very cool.  Makes me think of the underside of my parent’s kitchen table back when I was a kid.  My brother, sisters and I would be in the habit of sticking our gum to the underside of the table right before dinner time.  Every once in a while I’d get down there and take a look up at the colorful display of gum and always be amazed.  It too was an organic, living, breathing, growing work of art.

I had to laugh many years later when peering at the underside of my own kitchen table and discovering the array of gum plastered there by my three young children.   I wonder if all families with children have similar undersides to their kitchen tables?

St. Mark’s Square, Venice

One pigeon and it’s droppings multiplied by a zillion, gazillion birds and you have a potential health hazard. Apparently the city is working hard to remove all birds from the Square.  I hope I get there before they’re successful.  In any case, I’m rooting for the birds.

Grauman’s Chinese Theatre, Hollywood

I can see how sticking one’s fingers in the handprint of some famous actor after another million people had done the same could be a bad idea.  But hey, I live life on the edge and I’ve visited Grauman’s a number of times and have stuck my hand in Humphrey Bogart’s handprint.  I am proud to say that my hand towered over his puny, sissy print.

Oscar Wilde’s Tomb, Paris

Interesting one. Women are apparently in the habit of kissing Wilde’s tombstone and have left a rainbow of colored lipstick over the years.  I imagine it’ll be much like my tombstone once I’m laid to rest.  Makes me think that I should probably order the super-duper sized stone.  It would be rude to not leave adequate room for all available lips.

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How Conservatives Play A Game You Can’t Ever Win

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Let me summarize an exchange which occurred in the comment section of a post here.

A poster (I won’t mention his name. Let’s just call him Tommy) made the claim that a draft health bill revealed that…

On page 16 of the discussion draft of the Bill that was presented last week, http://waysandmeans.house.gov/media/pdf/111/hrdraft.pdf , states that people do not have a right to keep their own health care plan. If they leave their current plan, or if their current plan changes, they must move to the government plan.

A couple of people responded by saying that page 16 of the draft bill said no such thing and one of them (me) wrote…

How can there be hope for compromise and rational discussion when even an obviously intelligent person like yourself gets duped into seeing demons between the lines. If the devil is not there, then simply state it is.

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I’m not a conservative, but their response to that would be “Why do you ignore the devil between the lines?”.

Beautiful.  In that one line, Tommy points out the number one tactic used by Republicans in opposing everything that the Obama administration has done or plans to do in regards to health reform, foreign policy and fiscal matters.  Its simple and works like this: attack at all costs.  Period.  Attack what Obama says and if you can’t find anything strong enough to attack in the president’s actual words, then read in between the lines and make stuff up.

Give intent to the president’s every statement because it’s not what he says that matters; it’s what conservatives and Republicans interpret as his intention! And hey, who knows better what the president intends than Newt Gingrich and Michael Steele and Rush Limbaugh and, of course, those fair and balanced folk over at Fox.  Call Obama a socialist who is out to destroy the country.  Call him a Marxist who is out to destroy health care.  Call him a neophyte who is out to degrade the power of the U.S.  And while you’re at it, tell people he wants to take away your guns.  Tell people he’s a baby killer.

Call the president anything but just make sure it sounds real mean and ugly.

Lie. Lie. Lie. Do as Rush did and lie and claim that page 16 spells out the end of private health care.  We all know the majority of listeners won’t bother checking out page 16.  They’ll just accept it as gospel because Rush told them so.  As for the Tommys of the nation who will take the time to check, ah…well that’s where the “devil between the lines” comes into play.  They’ll read an innocuous piece of text and see in it the nefarious intent of Obama.  The seed was planted and the Tommys are seeing what they want to see, what they need to see.  They’re interpreting not as it is but in the way they were told to interpret.

And don’t you dare tell them otherwise.  It’s not about truth or logic though they’ll argue until they’re blue in the face that truth is on their side.  But it’s never about truth with them.  It’s about defending a political ideology at any and all costs and when required, to point out the  devil’s handiwork in between each and every line.

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