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  • “We the Rich…”

    We the Rich...

    Few would argue the fact that Citizens United has been a major player in the Republican primary...and many if not most would concede that none of it has been healthy ...

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  • A Romney Victory Is Ensured With Trump’s Endorsement ()

    A Romney Victory Is Ensured With Trump's Endorsement ()

    As if you needed another reason to not vote Romney. Celebrity business magnate Donald Trump endorsed Mitt Romney for president Thursday, telling reporters he will not mount an independent campaign if ...

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  • Why I Love Newt Gingrich

    Why I Love Newt Gingrich

    In a perfect world, the Republican contest to find a nominee to face Barack Obama would go on forever...or at least until August. You cannot attach a number to the ...

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  • Republican Cannibalism

    Republican Cannibalism

    I suspect there are a ton of conservatives secretly agreeing with Begala and while it's too early in the game for Dems to get cocky, it's difficult to not smile ...

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  • Romney Hood

    Romney Hood

    One of our readers sent me an email with an idea for an illustration - Mitt Romney as Romney Hood. I thought it was brilliant and came up with the ...

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  • Why Do People Take an Instant Dislike To Newt Gingrich?

    Why Do People Take an Instant Dislike To Newt Gingrich?

    Quotes don't get much better than this one by Bob Dole. "Why do people take such an instant dislike to me?" asked a perplexed Gingrich, to whom Dole bluntly ...

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  • Gingrich Takes A Thrashing

    Gingrich Takes A Thrashing

    After the beating Gingrich took last night, it's hard to imagine under what scenario he can make a comeback.  Florida is going to Romney and for Gingrich to regain the ...

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  • SOTU

    SOTU

    There's a lot out there on the President's SOTU, so I'll keep my thoughts short and sweet. The speech did what it had to do which was target liberals and independents ...

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  • Just Another GOP Debate

    Just Another GOP Debate

    The highlights from last night's debate. - Newt Gingrich can't wait to become president so he can revisit the early 60s and overthrow Castro in Cuba. War, baby, war. - Santorum, who ...

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  • No More Mister Nice Guy for Mitt Romney

    No More Mister Nice Guy for Mitt Romney

    It appears that the South Carolina verdict is forcing Romney to start taking Gingrich seriously. “We’re not choosing a talk show host, we’re choosing a leader,” Romney said, saying that their ...

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  • Mike Huckabee Solidifies His Birther Creds

    Mike Huckabee Solidifies His Birther Creds

    Mike Huckabee offers advice to Mitt Romney concerning his unreleased tax returns. Let him [Romney] make this challenge: "I'll release my tax returns when Barack Obama releases his college transcripts and ...

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  • Late Night Political Humor

    Late Night Political Humor

    Via Political Humor... "Mitt Romney is coming under fire because even though he is a multimillionaire, he only paid 15 percent in taxes. That's not a tax, that's barely a tip." ...

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  • The Last Word On Jon Huntsman

    The Last Word On Jon Huntsman

    Good line. My guess is that after Romney fails to beat Obama in the general, Huntsman will be back in 2016.  The most electable guy in the field and he could ...

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  • Does Romney Urinate Straight Down His Leg?

    Does Romney Urinate Straight Down His Leg?

    I found this pretty funny...and accurate. It comes from a reader over at Balloon Juice. So, let’s review. The contenders for the GOP nomination are A vulture capitalist who believes that any ...

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  • The Constitution – Libertarian’s False Idol

    The Constitution - Libertarian's False Idol

    Lively little debate going on at one of last week's posts with Libertarianism put under the microscope. ocLiberal: I know I am in sketchy territory here, (start the indignant shouting now) but ...

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  • Gingrich’s Delusional Politics

    Gingrich's Delusional Politics

    In the contest to determine the winner of the Far-Right Politics gold medal, rack up a few more points for Newt Gingrich. “I think an intelligent conservative wants the right federal ...

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  • Late Night Political Humor

    Late Night Political Humor

    Via Political Humor... "Congratulations to Mitt Romney. He won the New Hampshire primary last night. See, this is proof that even the multimillionaire son of a multimillionaire can beat the odds ...

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  • What Do North Korea and Indiana Have In Common?

    What Do North Korea and Indiana Have In Common?

    Story 1: North Korea punishing those who 'didn't display enough sadness over Kim Jong Il's death' North Korean authorities are reportedly punishing citizens who did not display enough sadness over the death ...

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  • The Pope’s Hate Speech

    The Pope's Hate Speech

    In case you missed the story, Pope Benedict made headlines this week by doing what it is popes do best - putting the irrational fear of God into his followers. The ...

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  • Mitt Romney’s Idiot Quote of the Day

    Mitt Romney's Idiot Quote of the Day

    Romney was asked whether questions dealing with distribution of wealth and power were a matter of jealousy or fairness. You know, I think it’s about envy. I think it’s about class ...

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Sarah Palin – 7 Million Dollar Book Deal

Think what you want of Sarah Palin but this is one woman who has no intent of going away.  It’s been reported that she is currently negotiating a book deal which could bring in as much as $7 million.  Wow!

My ‘wow’ has nothing to do with the $7 million dollar figure but only with publishers believing that there are actually enough people out there who would shell out $25 or so to read anything from Palin.  Who are these people and why would the  musings of one of the shallowest politician’s in America interest them?  Wait!  I know!  How about the crowd who voted for George Bush not once, but twice!  Yeah, that’s it!

As for Palin, I think her future is in television.  Her telegenic good looks and empty head would be perfect for a fake cable news network such as…hmmm…Fox News maybe?  Let’s see now, what could the show be called?

How about – Kariboo Barbie’s Korner.   Perfect.

You’re Welcome America

Will Ferrell, one of the first comedians to impersonate George Bush, starts his one-man show, You’re Welcome America, on Broadway in February.  There will be a live broadcast of the show on HBO on March 14.

Here’s a promo for the Broadway show:

Emerging From The Rabbit Hole

If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense.
Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn’t.
And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn’t be. And what it wouldn’t be, it would.
You see?

Alice from Alice In Wonderland

An amazing thought came to me today.  I was watching the announcement of George Mitchel and Richard Holbrooke as special envoys to the Middle East and Afghanistan/Pakistan respectively on CNN.  At the podium stood Hillary Clinton speaking eloquently as she always does.  Her voice resonated with clarity and confidence as she spoke of the new administration’s plan to bring diplomacy back to the forefront of foreign policy.

On either side of Clinton stood Vice-President Biden and President Obama each looking presidential in their own unique way.  And suddenly it dawned on me as I watched the scene I just described, that with the closing of the Bush era, the world had changed in ways we can only begin to understand.  With the departure of George Bush and the arrival of Barack Obama, it is a new day.  Reason and logic and common sense, which had been pushed aside in favor of bluster and hiddend agendas, was now going to be the tenets which would guide the decision making process.

The feeling of exuberance i was experiencing, I thought, would not be unlike what Alice would have experienced once she left Wonderland and emerged from the rabbit hole.  A rabbit hole which had once led her to a place where up was down and down was up and wrong was right and right was wrong.  A place not unlike the one we found ourselves in for eight long years.

The Lies of A Conservative Media

The claim being made by the right wing media is that three times more was spent for Obama’s inaugural than was spent by Bush in 2004 – 42 million by Bush as compared to 150 million by Obama.  This is false and another example of the dangers in believing that because one hears it on television it is automatically true.

The facts are that the Obama inaugural did indeed cost 150 to 170 million.  What is not true is that the 2004 Bush inaugural came in at 40 million.  That figure does not include the costs of security, transportation and other costs which add another 115 million to the Bush inaugural total.  The cost being cited for the Obama inaugural includes all costs related to the event.

The Washington Post reported in January 2005…

…the $40 million cost of the [Bush] inaugural celebration, which is expected to become the most expensive in history. The $40 million does not include the cost of a web of security, including everything from 7,000 troops to volunteer police officers from far away, to some of the most sophisticated detection and protection equipment.”

The New York Times reported on January 5 of this year…

“In 2005, Mr. Bush raised $42.3 million from about 15,000 donors for festivities; the federal government and the District of Columbia spent a combined $115.5 million, most of it for security, the swearing-in ceremony, cleanup and for a holiday for federal workers.”

So, some uninformed individual listening to Sean Hannity on Fox or Lou Dobbs on CNN, would walk away believing that Obama was reckless in spending 150 million for his inauguration as compared to Bush’s 42 million in 2004 when in fact the total cost for the two inaugurals in question are almost identical.

This is just another case of the conservative media misleading its listeners with lies and misinformation.  Nothing new there.

News Flash! Chirac Mauled By His Pet Poodle!

Former French president Jacques Chirac was attacked and severely bitten by his poodle, Sumo. Apparently, Sumo, who suffered from “frenzied fits”, was being treated with anti-depressants.  The poodle was prone to vicious, unprovoked attacks and had been diagnosed as suffering from clinical depression.

Alright, I’ll admit I’m not a dog person.  Hey, I’m not even a goldfish person.  I have neither the need nor the patience to tend to anyone but my loved ones…all of which are human.  That said, I can understand individuals loving their pets and bonding with them in ways that people like me could never do.  But…anti-depressants for a dog?

I imagine there exists a whole group of university trained psychologists and psychiatrists who deal exclusively with mental illness in animals.  How would that work?  How does a psychiatrist determine that a dog is depressed?  Does the animal have weekly sessions with his doctor?  Does the pooch lay back on a couch while the psychiatrist sits in a chair beside him, legs crossed and notepad in hand?  How do they communicate?

Psychiatrist:  Tell me Sumo, how do you feel about your mother?

Sumo:  Woof, woof.

Psychiatrist:  Hmmm…interesting.  She’s a bitch, you say?

Sumo:  Woof.

Psychiatrist:  I see.  And how long have you had these repressed feelings?

Sumo:  Woof.

Psychiatrist:  Really?  That long?

Sumo:  Woof.

Psychiatrist:  OK.  That’s enough for today.  We’ll see you again next Tuesday, same time.

Sumo:  Woof, woof.

Psychiatrist: You’re most welcome.  Please pay my receptionist on the way out.